An' He Also Invented Fireworks. But That Was Later.
Yeah, but once there was this really Zen Masta,
an' some other less Zen Guy came over,
an' the Zen Masta got the other Zen Guy
to pour his cup of tea,
but he never said
"When",
so the Zen Guy poured too much tea,
an' the cup was all, like, spilled over.
That's why the Zen Guy invented the saucer.
Caus the Zen Masta was stupid,
an' tried usin' inane physical metaphor fables,
instead of jus' tellin' the Zen Guys that came to him
THE REAL DEAL.
Jus' say
"When".
Shit,
it's not that hard.
That's the truth behind Buddhist Teachings.
The shit they wanna cover up.
UnS