Ode To A Toilet

[Mysticalis]

Oh lovely toilet bowl
How I admireth thee
Flowing with fresh cerulean water
Steadfast and noble, you remain in your place
As the world shitteth on thee
I gaze into your crisp blue pool
A pain overcomes my stomach
My bowels quaking and trembling
I undo pants and sitteth on thine head
Slowly and patiently, I show you my admiration
As I join the world and shitteth on thee
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"I can't see! I can't see! Oh wait.... I just had my eyes closed the whole time."
"If Hare Krishnas believe in reincarnation, does that make them Born Again Krishnas?"
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[*pixy*]

*wiping a tear* Utterly breath-taking! *sniff sniff*

 

[ShaDDoW]

LOL... Nice one!

I think we should start a whole colaboration of ass, shit, and toilet Poetry and Words.. We could like write a book or something.. have 'em published.. hehe
-ShaDDoW