Ode to a Part-Time Lesbian

[Benefit]

Dear L,

Even though your vagina
Looks like a miner's mustache
You've got so much style,
And so much class
If I was your science teacher
I'd put a gerbil in your ass.

Like the Vulcans,
Logical of all races,
I want to mate with you
Once every 7 years.
That didn't rhyme.
I'm gay.

Something about you really speaks to me
Like the budding flower, or the buzzing bee
When you pop into my mind
I get the urge to pee.
I don't like Mexicans
But I want Nigeria to be free.

There's not much to me
I'm not very deep
I get so lonely on the farm
Sometimes I fuck sheep.
Put my penis in a vacuum
I'm not one to weep.
I want a robot lover
That doesn't go "beep".

Golf balls for everyone! Ho-hum!

 

[(Wordy)]

LOL! Sometimes I figure Words can get a little serious, so it's always good to get a dose of leftfield humour.

This part definitely got me laughing:

Like the Vulcans,
Logical of all races,
I want to mate with you
Once every 7 years.
That didn't rhyme.
I'm gay.

 

[not_broken_420]

Great comic relief

 

[9mmCensor]

Hahaha. I LOLed.

 

[rumpled]

There's not much to me
I'm not very deep
I get so lonely on the farm
Sometimes I fuck sheep.
Put my penis in a vacuum
I'm not one to weep.
I want a robot lover
That doesn't go "beep".

Very nice one! :D

 

[Doppelganger]

haha Benefit... you are a dag!

A TOTAL DAG! :D

This is all selectively romantic, and I'm predominantly flattered that you're able to look past my defective vagina.

Try not to wear your heart on your sleeve too much, aye .

 

[(Wordy)]

Haha... the plot thickens!

 

[rumpled]

^ .. and we are enlightened..!

 

[Amanita Mary]

^ thanks for the giggles

 

[Raz]

That wasn't selectively romantic, that was totally romantic....pfft kids today....

 

[up all night]

haha ahh Benefit. How many women have you told you would gerbilise? Fucking po-mo romantics.