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Jibult said:
So I was eating a pretty disgusting breakfast at my school's cafe today. I forced down the nastiest ham, egg and cheese biscuit that I think I've ever had, and on my way out the door I glanced over at the ATM and saw a stack of money sticking out of the cash part.

I do a quick scan of the entire cafe. I'm one of 3 students in there, no faculty or staff or any kind of authority figures in sight. Nobody looking frantic like they just lost some money, nothing.


One class and an hour later, I'm $120 richer. I fucking love fridays.
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on my birthday of this year i went to the grocery store to get cash back so i could go and cop and i bought my airheads n got cash back n as i walk out low n behold there is 40 bucks in one of the other self checkout thingys, i interpreted that as Gods B-day gift to me
 
I know right?

like what. the. fuck.

I was supposed to go and see The Town with my boyfriend tonight but my mom is being a bitch and won't let me go. :(
 
whoa, no need to be throwing the l-word out there in such a weird color. tyvm. that was just fucking rude.
 
btw, i did not achieve my nap, :(

now i am to go out to dinner with my friends for one of my buddies B-days,

thing is, these are my closest friends i have ( n coincidently they dont agree with me using opes) and i just bankai'd, i guess i coulda been a good friend n shown up sober but what junkie wouldnt nod off in the middle of his buddies B-day dinner :)

see yall later, gotta open tom. so ill see yall when i get my collegiate football on %)
 
So I hear this thud and a skid outside. about 5 minutes later I hear another of the exact same sound. Then two cop cars are blocking my driveway 5 minutes after that. Turns out someone nailed a deer and these cops dragged it off the side of the road so not to block the road, but there are guardrails on both sides of the road so there was nowhere to put it really. Now there are pieces of deer scattered throughout the road but the big ones are in my front yard about 2 feet away from my driveway. Way to go.
 
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