NSASDD: Social Thread: Pop Pussies, Not Pills. Dirty Needles for Everyone

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johanneschimpo bathes in the vaginal discharge of a million godesses.

after 9/11 johanneschimpo swam to afghanistan, raped (well i wouldnt call it rape, once every towel head woman saw johanneschimpo you can bet it was consensual) every towel headed woman he could find, and sired the new generation of the afghan army.
 
Assphace said:
you're still fuckng weird. it's not a bad thing bro

i might check them later, but i prolly won't
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dude, i dont give a fuck, dont call me weird because you havent seen the fucking SNL sketch. you're fucking weird for not knowing wtf im talking about. and fucking lazy on top of that for not taking literally 24 minutes out of your day for laughs, if johanneschimpo were around he would break your body down like weed, roll you into some novelty paper, and smoke you like a joint.










nbd js
 
MemphisX3 said:
dude, i dont give a fuck, dont call me weird because you havent seen the fucking SNL sketch. you're fucking weird for not knowing wtf im talking about. and fucking lazy on top of that for not taking literally 24 minutes out of your day for laughs, if johanneschimpo were around he would break your body down like weed, roll you into some novelty paper, and smoke you like a joint.
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*takes gulp of scotch*

johanneschimpo fucked my wife so good that the baby in her belly also had a baby in its belly.
 
Binge_Artist said:
*takes a double shot of scotch*


I have to wear adult diapers.
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*pauses for a second*


you know johanneschimpo is a small son of a bitch

he goes about 5 foot 7 a buck sixty.

anyway, one time me and johanneschimpo were hunting lions in africa. johanneschimpo eliminated an entire pack of hyenas with his bare hands because he thought they were laughing at his personal hygeiene.


TO JOHANNESCHIMPO!
 
i love that fucking sketch, i could come up with them all damn day. i tried to sign onto one of my troll accounts so i could come in and say



"are you guys talking about johanneschimpo!?!!?!?"

"I KNOW JOHANNESCHIMPO!!!!!!"


oh man brb, making troll account "Bill Brasky"
 
MemphisX3 said:
dude, i dont give a fuck, dont call me weird because you havent seen the fucking SNL sketch. you're fucking weird for not knowing wtf im talking about. and fucking lazy on top of that for not taking literally 24 minutes out of your day for laughs, if johanneschimpo were around he would break your body down like weed, roll you into some novelty paper, and smoke you like a joint.

nbd js
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i don't like SNL, i've never gotten more than a chuckle from it

and i've never claimed to not be lazy

who pissed in your bitchy flakes this morning?
 
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