do you guys know johanneschimpo?
he once made two girls shit in a cup, eat it and regurgitate it into their own mouthes AND THEY LOVED IT!
he once told me he would scarifice his whole family, and half of San Diego all so he wouldn't have to use the term "bankai"
once me and johanneschimpo were exploring the United States and we came upto the mississippi. johanneschimpo karate kicked a tree and made a boat out of the trunk in 15 minutes using nothing but toe nail clippers. even with his perfectly new boat, he still made me lie on my back in the mississippi and rowed me until we found civilization, and im a better man for it.
johanneschimpo once slapped barack obama because he brought him ice tea with a lemon.
johanneschimpo had sex with my wife, his sperm caused her to get radiation poisoning, but ill be damned if my wife didn't have that kid anyway, they named him "Andre The Giant". After my wife died because of the birth johanneschimpo wore her like a hand puppet for 5 months and talked to me thru her so i wouldnt feel bad.
johanneschimpo killed my grandparents to save them the shame of watching me grow up!
TO JOHANNESCHIMPO, HE'S A SON OF A BITCH!