NSADD:Social Thread:Memphisx10 exsplains why he loves muck sticky

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Assphace said:
i can

know what i'm saying?
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i mean, i can own a VW bus too, but i dont.


what im getting at, is that to fullfil my fanta......i mean plan, i need a VW bus, katy perry, a male extra (preferably not an annoying englishman), six pounds of butter scotch candies, an edible man thong, that ugh, you will be wearing.... and an army of mice.


CAN YOU PROVIDE OR NOT?
 
i can get it by the first of the year

should i ask my part in this, or wait until the plan is going down to find out?

know what i'm saying?
 
Assphace said:
i can get it by the first of the year

should i ask my part in this, or wait until the plan is going down to find out?

know what i'm saying?
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you will be modeling with katy perry in an edible man thong, in front of a VW bus while being eaten by an army of mice while i make a sculpture out of butter scotch candies...


OH THATS FUCKING HOT RIGHT THERE. MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
 
if you survive the onslaught of mice you can take your sleeping bag and sleep with me in between katy perry's breasteses
 
Assphace said:
can we skip the mice?

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what the fuck!?!?!?


NO!


did buffalo bill skip his weiner tucked in dancing ritual? did jefferey dahmer eat mcdonalds? did ted bundy let his victims live to attend the next day's classes? DID EDDIE MURPHY PICK UP NON-TRANSVESTITE PROSTITUTES?!?!?!?



FUCK NO! ITS PART OF THE FANTASY DEAL WITH IT PUSSY
 
im trying to get off in a sick and sadistic way and you are fucking worried about getting eaten by mice, you are fuckign selfish dude!
 
fuck you social!



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ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?!? ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED!?!?!?!
 
MemphisX3 said:
what the fuck!?!?!?


NO!


did buffalo bill skip his weiner tucked in dancing ritual? did jefferey dahmer eat mcdonalds? did ted bundy let his victims live to attend the next day's classes? DID EDDIE MURPHY PICK UP NON-TRANSVESTITE PROSTITUTES?!?!?!?



FUCK NO! ITS PART OF THE FANTASY DEAL WITH IT PUSSY
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probably not, never heard of him, doubt it, i'm sure at least once

tell you what, let me have katy perry first, and i'll let you do your mouse thing

know what i'm saying?
 
HighonLife said:
Assphace is not team player
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ikr, i mean what kind of selfish asshole do you have to be not to just let an army of mice devour you alive while some dude is jerking it and making a badass sculpture out of butter scotch candies?



while katy perry is watching in horror?
 
HighonLife said:
there is an m and an e but certainly no 'me' in team :p
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Not everything in life needs to be fucking explicitly spelled out.....you gotta work at some things on your own, such as taking the "m" and the "e" in "team" to spell "me"


*facepalm*

Example: the fact that memphis is a prick....do we tell everyone who comes in here that he's a prick? No....it's something people have to figure out on their own. Sure...we could say "that dude memphis....he's a fucking prick", but we don't because some shit just doesn't need to be explained.
 
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