NSADD:Social Thread:Memphisx10 exsplains why he loves muck sticky

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purplefirefly said:
*looks around*

Oh....were you speaking? Sorry....it just sounded like an annoying buzzing sound.

Maybe next time I'll try to listen......nope, actually, I probably won't.
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yeah you told me! oh man good one! i have to watch out for you! the wittiness that comes from you is just so good, i dont think i can compete! i mean first the yo momma joke, now this OH FUCK WOW MAN YOU GUYS BETTER LOOK OUT




EVERYONE WATCHOUT FOR PFF SHE IS ON A ROLL TODAY! HEHE OH MAN PFF THE TEAR JURKERS YOU PUT IN THIS THREAD ARE GOOD ENOUGH FOR SAVING AND STUDYING FOR WEEKS TO COME...



I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, HOW DID YOU GET SO FUNNY?


btw that "annoying buzz" you are hearing is your vibrator in the background.


i know you schlick daily to my posts. its cool, so does Baybe, KC, Jay, and im sure the new girl will start in a few days.
 
MemphisX3 said:
yeah you told me! oh man good one! i have to watch out for you! the wittiness that comes from you is just so good, i dont think i can compete! i mean first the yo momma joke, now this OH FUCK WOW MAN YOU GUYS BETTER LOOK OUT




EVERYONE WATCHOUT FOR PFF SHE IS ON A ROLL TODAY! HEHE OH MAN PFF THE TEAR JURKERS YOU PUT IN THIS THREAD ARE GOOD ENOUGH FOR SAVING AND STUDYING FOR WEEKS TO COME...



I MEAN, SERIOUSLY, HOW DID YOU GET SO FUNNY?


btw that "annoying buzz" you are hearing is your vibrator in the background.


i know you schlick daily to my posts. its cool, so does Baybe, KC, Jay, and im sure the new girl will start in a few days.
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Have you been a prick your whole life or is this something you continually work at?
 
memphis song of the day

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3i6OrOZwtmA

NSFW:
Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other
night.
When somebody nearly cut me right off the
road.
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to
get mad.
So I wrote a song about him instead.
It goes like this...

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an asshole tonight.

Yes you're an A S S H O L E...
And don't you try to blame it on me.
You deserve all the credit.
You're an asshole tonight.

You were an asshole yesterday.
You're an asshole tonight.
And I've got a feelin'
You'll be an asshole the rest of your life.

And I was talkin' to your mother
just the other night.
I told her I thought you were an asshole.
She said, "Yes. I think you're right."

And all your friends are assholes
'Cause you've known them your whole life.
And somebody even told me
You've got an asshole for a wife.

Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an aaaass... hole tonight.


know what i'm saying
 
MemphisX3 said:
in my defense PFF im trying to kill as many spirits as i can so they can name a holiday after me.
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on a semi-related note, i have a plan to kidnap katy perry and take her camping.




i need one more person because im pretty sure only two sleeping bags can fit in her cleavage, who is with me?
 
purplefirefly said:
Yup....you're surely a front runner for the "King Prick" title....

*golf clap*
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ROFL, there you go again. HA HA FUCKING HA i mean who writes your material, seriously? thats straight out of a Kenan Thompson stand up routine, AND HE IS ONE FUNNY MOTHERFUCKER. DID YOU SEE GOOD BURGER!?!? oh man did you have a hand in that one too? because if you did i have to hand it to you A FUCKING PLUS MATERIAL. did you get him on SNL too? i mean he is doing great...spend your entire child hood in "comedy" and become a stand-in on SNL. TOUCHE PFF, TOUCHE


and just so you know, i am WAY past "King Prick". I took a shit on the crown and threw it away. its "GOD Prick" tyvm
 
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