Not so Festivus Thread ver.my stocking is still in box

[Ds]

So, looks like I'm going on a record here guys, not intentionally.., but going on year 2, second christmas where I'm not allowed back 2the fams christmas holiday. Last time I was locked up ON Christmas Day, and this time,. well some bitch back home is saying I knocked her up and TOLD MY ENTIRE FAMILY(cant help she's family too), but still.. Now my fam wont answer phone calls, and neglected to pay my cellphone bill($50).. SO HOHOHO KCK!!!!!!!! *kicks fucking workboots off*~

So how about a thread where us guys n gals have it hard this holiday and since no one really want's us around this holiday..tell me about your misfortunes so we can fucking christmas harder then they ever could.

 

[neversickanymore]

well some bitch back home is saying I knocked her up and TOLD MY ENTIRE FAMILY(cant help she's family too).

D what sorta liberal/sketchy/unconventional.. shit went down here

I remember so many times the whole damn family almost, used to hit me up for really good bud and then rip on my use while inebriated on the bud... I remember pouring like eight shot fresh squeezed for the great grand parents one year, smashed mature citizens are a riot.. ahhh the holidays.

This year is going alright.. but there are some from the past.

I love how only the holidays can bring out and expose the true depths of monumental family dysfunction

 

[Mel22]

i have to cook a lot, and it takes many hours.

hard knock life.