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Squeeze my lemon, 'til the juice runs down my leg...
And heres me thinking you were more the melon kind of guySqueeze my lemon, 'til the juice runs down my leg...
That's uncanny, I used to get called Smarty, and had a mate called Binky who could perform the piss fountain trick you described.
When I was a teenager one of my pals smarty ,used to have a party trick he called the fountain he'd wait till a crowd of us we standing around skinning up and sneak up on us.
He had/has the ability to piss a fucking great jet into the air and wet everyone standing around.
He's other party trick was to pull out a King skin ask you to hold your hand out for him to skin up and put his cock in your hand instead.
Someone needs to look up kappadaftie's post on the subject.
Did you poo yourself koneko? Was it bad/public? I can't imagine tripping in public then shitting yourself and everyone looking at you and knowing, that would be just so wrong.
This poll is flawed - it won't let me select both Yes's. I'm not fussy whether im standing or sitting when I piss myself, so both are applicable. Also, there's no option for "Yes, and I've shat myself as well..."