Nodded off while inside two girls at once, fingers in one, dick in the other. Would have been super embarrassing, but when I came back to, I was so fucked up I couldn't have cared less that they were mad. I was having a blast %) Had been with one of the girls before, even fucked up to the point where I couldn't perform, on several occasions before. The other was pissed that I "ruined her first time with two people" Womp womp womp. Still friends with both, laugh about it to this day.
Few years ago I took some hydrocodone and alprazolam right before I got in the car with my parents and siblings to go to the grandfather's retirement home for thanksgiving dinner with him, cousins, aunts uncles, whole Mom's side of the family... whelp... when I got up to go get food, I realized everything had really hit me, and I almost fell down, apparently I spent the rest of the time there cutting turkey into tiny pieces in slow motion, interjecting non-sense into the conversation, and generally pissing everyone but my cousins who were also fucked up (big marijuana smokers at the time) off. My cousins who were stoned apparently had a blast laughing their asses off at my slow motion turkey cutting. I don't remember that, but I certainly believe it. Dad knew what was up, and thought it was funny, gave me the "why do you think I started drinking bourbon at 11am. this morning" schpiel. Moms on the other hand... clueless, but confused.