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Well! That was close.

Good thing I didn't get a job, otherwise I'd have money.


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Man its like... wtf. every god damn restaurant and coffee shop around here has a full staff all the time. They positions get nabbed instantly, or some shit.

Pretty sure people are holding on to their jobs for dear life nowadays, as its just simply nowhere near as easy to find openings as it used to be.
 
gavatron@oz said:
im picturing you sitting at home,rolling so hard your pulling faces,suited up on the couch alone.... Piss funny

Hold on, in about 24 hours ill be most probably doing that.oh well,if you cant laugh at yourself,who can you laugh at.
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LoL dude, that sounds like a fucking blast.
You're welcome to join me if you want...
 
a wee story before i go to bed that i shared in eadd

i had a really funny thought today i thought to share even if u dont find it funny i will tell anyway

for some reason the littlest hobo popped in to my mind, the dog and even the song for it and as i was walking towards the doctors i had this thought of what if they just used an actual hobo .. you know drunken guy, no teeth bad breath etc ... can u just imagine him at the end smiling next to teh family he helped their uncle bob get out of the well .. and hes standing there grinning with no teeth and a beer in his hand shaking quincies hand ... then the song come on and hes stumbling down the street drunk with his can =D

dunno where the fuck that came from but i had a good laugh to my self all the way there xD
 
haha, the littlest hobo.

Have you guys seen the guy with the username J.G. Wentworth? I keep bothering him and asking him if he has any mortgage-backed Hydromorphone securities to sell me, but I don't think he finds it amusing.

In other news, I got attacked by a dog while on my daily road bike ride today. I fucking hate that shit- it's not the dog's fault, it's the owners and I hate having to defend myself against an animal who is just doing their normal thing. Luckily my cycling cleats are like 1/2" of metal sticking out of the bottom of the shoe - a couple kicks and the dog was running back to its house. The owner came out and started yelling at me so I just punched his fat ass in the face and rode away. Couldn't have felt good since I was wearing leather cycling gloves. Fucking fat Americans.
 
Wut's happening peoples.

Partying it up tonight, like it's 2012.

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muvolution said:
haha, the littlest hobo.

Have you guys seen the guy with the username J.G. Wentworth? I keep bothering him and asking him if he has any mortgage-backed Hydromorphone securities to sell me, but I don't think he finds it amusing.

In other news, I got attacked by a dog while on my daily road bike ride today. I fucking hate that shit- it's not the dog's fault, it's the owners and I hate having to defend myself against an animal who is just doing their normal thing. Luckily my cycling cleats are like 1/2" of metal sticking out of the bottom of the shoe - a couple kicks and the dog was running back to its house. The owner came out and started yelling at me so I just punched his fat ass in the face and rode away. Couldn't have felt good since I was wearing leather cycling gloves. Fucking fat Americans.
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Haha, yes, I have seen this screen name. He complains of not being able to link to prostitution forums, in a harm reduction board such as Bluelight. What's harm reduction about keeping prostitution out of the site? Oh, that's right, prostitutes can spread diseases.

For real though, fuck those fat americans. I'm tired of people who can't take care of animals, why have pets if you can't take care of them?
 
links to prostitution websites AND can't take a joke. What is the world coming to?

I don't know. I just continued to get more and more pissed off tonight, too. The fact that he got pissed off at me for reacting to his own negligence is what really got to me. Hopefully he learned his lesson because after fighting with his dog after riding for 40 miles I'm sure I looked like I was about to kill him.

It could have had something to do with me having to use the last vial of Imovax (rabies vaccine) that I had in my emergency first-aid kit because that shit is fucking expensive and my EMT certification has lapsed several years ago, so it's going to be a fucking pain in the ass to get more. I was seriously considering busting into my diazepam autoject since the day was so stressful, but the last thing I need is to try and get another one of those fucking things.

btw, I looked and it is AT LEAST 1 1/2 hours in a car to the nearest Urgent Care or ER so going somewhere for a rabies shot wasn't even really an option.
 
muvolution said:
links to prostitution websites AND can't take a joke. What is the world coming to?

I don't know. I just continued to get more and more pissed off tonight, too. The fact that he got pissed off at me for reacting to his own negligence is what really got to me. Hopefully he learned his lesson because after fighting with his dog after riding for 40 miles I'm sure I looked like I was about to kill him.
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Wait, you actually ran into this guy in real life? I'm confused :?
 
yeah, his dog ran out of his yard and came after me on my bike. He came out after he heard me yelling at it and defending myself - I got bit in the calf and his dog got the shit kicked out of it. He came outside yelling at me and got up in my face and shit for hurting his dog.

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with people. I haven't gotten into a physical fight in a long time but I definitely bloodied his nose. If I had to guess, he'll probably have two real nice black eyes tomorrow.
Fucker is lucky I was on my road bike and not riding my MTB to a trail or else I would have had my 15" crescent wrench/ bludgeon with me.
 
Yeesh.

Wheres the good vibes?

Your reaction is seemingly no better than the untrained dogs. Surely a non violent approach to the entire situation would have seen you off as the real winner.
Quite barbaric. Son, I am disappoint.
 
muvolution said:
links to prostitution websites AND can't take a joke. What is the world coming to?

I don't know. I just continued to get more and more pissed off tonight, too. The fact that he got pissed off at me for reacting to his own negligence is what really got to me. Hopefully he learned his lesson because after fighting with his dog after riding for 40 miles I'm sure I looked like I was about to kill him.

It could have had something to do with me having to use the last vial of Imovax (rabies vaccine) that I had in my emergency first-aid kit because that shit is fucking expensive and my EMT certification has lapsed several years ago, so it's going to be a fucking pain in the ass to get more. I was seriously considering busting into my diazepam autoject since the day was so stressful, but the last thing I need is to try and get another one of those fucking things.

btw, I looked and it is AT LEAST 1 1/2 hours in a car to the nearest Urgent Care or ER so going somewhere for a rabies shot wasn't even really an option.
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:\ That's really fucked up, you should report him to the police. His dog could be attacking children in the neighborhood, or other people's pets.

It's like buying your drug addicted child a series of no less than five cars, even though your child keeps crashing every single last one of them... 8(


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Gnar... so you knew he was a BL'er beforehand? Thats a trip.
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Nah this is 2 different people he's talking about.
 
I was getting attacked by a dog... then by a human!!!???

I am super non-violent, I am a vegan, I practice buddhism.
That dude just needed a moderately good ass-whooping. And I'm not about to let some dog gnaw on my fucking leg because his owner can't train him or keep his fence in good shape. As I said, I've been super pissed off since it happened, mostly because I had no choice but to defend myself from the dog, and that really isn't the dog's fault, it's his owners.

Ektamine - no he wasn't a Bl'r. I highly doubt there are ANY bluelighters in this entire county. (there's only 300 people here) I'm pretty sure he was a hunting dog or sighthound - probably why his chase instinct kicked in when I rode by, so basically, fuck that dude for even going hunting, it's not like there isn't a grocery store and farmers market here.

I guess I could get a thing of mace??? I don't know - you don't really have time to think when something like that happens. Again, why I'm so bummed out about having to fight the dog.

Edit: CH - as weird as it may sound, there aren't any police here, haha. The highway patrol stops in once in a blue moon, and the sheriff for this town is also the "police judge" so he mostly just hangs out at town hall.
 
muvolution said:
I was getting attacked by a dog... then by a human!!!???

I am super non-violent, I am a vegan, I practice buddhism.
That dude just needed a moderately good ass-whooping. And I'm not about to let some dog gnaw on my fucking leg because his owner can't train him or keep his fence in good shape. As I said, I've been super pissed off since it happened, mostly because I had no choice but to defend myself from the dog, and that really isn't the dog's fault, it's his owners.

Ektamine - no he wasn't a Bl'r. I highly doubt there are ANY bluelighters in this entire county. (there's only 300 people here) I'm pretty sure he was a hunting dog or sighthound - probably why his chase instinct kicked in when I rode by, so basically, fuck that dude for even going hunting, it's not like there isn't a grocery store and farmers market here.

I guess I could get a thing of mace??? I don't know - you don't really have time to think when something like that happens. Again, why I'm so bummed out about having to fight the dog.
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You could also get a taser, which could take care of the dog and the owner. =D

I don't think what you did was in the wrong man, you were in the right. Just try not to let yourself get too pissed off. Just be happy you got to punch him in the face instead of vice versa. %)
 
Yeah, i wish i could have just rode away, but his house was next to the road in the middle of a hill so I was mashing the pedals as hard as I could and still only going like 12 miles an hour.

The one solace is that right before I left i changed into my bibs which have a bit of insulation and legs, so the bite wasn't nearly as bad as it would have been in my cycling shorts.

Maybe the dog just thinks dudes in spandex look tasty.
 
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