Why I love my town: this morning I stopped by a used furniture store that was advertised to open at 10 and it was about a quarter after 10 when the person that was supposed to be opening the store came charging into the parking lot. There were three of us waiting to go in so when she opened up we all trooped in together but she couldn't figure out how to turn the lights on; so she called her boss and he was directing her as to where to find the switch and she said right in front of all of us customers, "well, you know I am blonde and on top of that I just smoked a bowl before I came in, but yeah, I see it now."
All four of us (3 blondes and one grey) had a good laugh and we ranged in age from 38 to 87! (I know the specific ages because before she opened the store the 3 of us were discussing age related things and told each other our ages.
So, reason #1: you could tell your boss you smoked a bowl and not get fired on the spot.
reason #2: nobody really cared that she was 10 minutes late.
and reason #3: four women didn't feel the need to lie about their age.
Have a day with at least one good laugh in it, everybody!