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What? You make no sense woman! None!

newbies ARE green!

I want many of them.
 
I'm pretty sure its a she. But whatevs I'm always down for group sex, like I said.

GreenLittlePill is now my first official adoptee.
 
I'm sorry. I am of aa nonspecific Gender...I was created by Richard Nixon, the DEA, and the CIA in a joint project...Plus, I'm high. Enjoy it. I do have a penis however, so I don't know...

P.S., I am sorry for continuing the off-topicness...

Well shit, I did fill out my adoptee's survey! Kill me if need be, I'll just regenerate...I promise I will not continue this stupid rambling..-Too much info in the mind?
 
I have also taken on dragonfangs2.

He is my second adoptee! Welcome to the club. Let me know if you need anything.
 
Well then why'd I buy all these Pokeballs?!

I suppose I'll just have to sell them on ebay and get to buying more gimp suits.
 
hello everyone!

new noob joined the forum, and would like to be adopted :):)
 
just did :P...
This sucks.. I actually have to go sleep, work tomorrow :( but still some chillout e`s in my system :( well, fun as long as it lasts.. probably going to oversleep tomorrow again
 
Umm... I'm up for adoption if anybody wants me..?

I'm smart.. I'm funny.. I've got great breasts..

I have a love/hate/love relationship with oxycontin and methadone.

I have so many questions I'm busting with. Somebody really nice PM'd me but I couldn't write back because I hadn't posted enough posts to do that yet or something.

Does anybody want me?

Oh.. and I live in Queensland, Australia.

I probably still can't PM any oldies so until I can, email may work better for talking back to new friends.

[email protected] will find me. :)
 
yes this sounds fun...
i've been venturing out into the big world of BL on my own, but would love it if you would be there to hold my hand!
what i bring to the table:
um, i'm a chick (that means i have a vagina! ooohh)
i will listen to any music you impose upon me except shitty country but i am fondest of hard dance (think lisa lashes)
i can cook some bangin hamburger helper - not that you'll be getting any, of course
and last but certainly not least:
winona ryder ping-pong ball trick.....nuff said
pick me, pick me, pick me!!
 
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