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illfreebaseyourmom

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well last night was the most AMAZING night of my life. I was hanging out with my friends after drivers ed, and we wanted to go to the garage store to buy tic tacs (not to digress, but any of you that have never had tic tacs really should try them). On the way, my girlfriend found her stepdads cigarettes in the glove box. Anyways, we decided to pull over and have a little fun. None of us had ever smoked before, but once I took that first magical puff, i knew i was addicted. i could feel the smoke infiltrating my lungs and posessing them with the sweet tingling sensation that caused my whole body to buzz. we all laid out on the grass for hours, watching the stars move through the universe. i swear i could count all the molecules in my body. you all should try it, nicotine is amazing. thanx for reading!=D
 
i want the 30 seconds of my life back for reading this and the 15 seconds it took me to write this out. You have nearly wasted 1 minuet of my life. i hope you die young.
 
Hey man, try snorting tic tacs... there is an active unknown chemical in them that will make you trip. I am not kidding, you should try it and another smoke a cigarette.
 
You do realize that nicotine gets you 100x higher if you send it your brain via the route of a heated bullet?


No, I don't really mean that, but judging by the name of the OP and the fact that is his/her first and only post, I'd say this was just posted to get a rise.
 
I swear this person returns once a year to make fake reports. Like shooting up research chemicals and running naked, raping little boys after spiking them with pills, and another nicotine report about his eyes bleeding.

At least make them funny if they're gonna be fake. :p
 
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