Next lot of Tory confessions?

[Zopiclone bandit]

Well as this sad race to the bottom of humanity picks up I'm quite sure we the public will have even more confessions from these swines as the race to the last two comes closer.
We had several now admit to coke, smoking Opium in Iran, smoking weed at college etc, I got a good feeling we will be in for some more details before the final one is chosen so what you think is gonna be raised?

Boris Johnson
1) While a member of the Bullingdon Club & NOT high on coke he hunted down some East London peasants while on horse back & whipped them
2) He really is the son of Satan & there is no way us humans can stop him from his end days plan for the world

Esther McVey
1) She went back in time & punched a hole in the Titanic
2) She wants to sell off everything the UK has & make herself rich while everyone else dies
3) Elizabeth Báthory is her role model for life

Rory Stewart
1) He ONLY smoked Opium in Iran to come down from a horrific 8 day long a-pvp binge which his really sorry for & will never do again
2) He only joined the Tory party to cause the rot from the inside & if you want the UK to survive he needs to be leader
3) He once had oral sex with Baroness Warsi & tried to steal the outfit of Black Rod

Michael Gove
1) That isn't really his face, it is a weird Scooby Doo mask & underneath it his really a child eating lizard
2) He was once a groupie for GG Allin
3) He likes to do coke via rectal administration
4) The profiles of Grinder for "Party & play" are fake, his not into that stuff honest folks.

 

[CFC]

I think they're all going to admit they're lizards next

Oh, and they'll also start boasting about how many pigs they porked at the bullingdon club - leadsome will win that little tussle what with her infamous clitoral issues

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

I think they're all going to admit they're lizards next

Oh, and they'll also start boasting about how many pigs they porked at the bullingdon club - leadsome will win that little tussle what with her infamous clitoral issues

I'd not be that shocked tbh, you only have to look at a person for so long before you get a feeling for them & I swear most of them sold their soul years ago.
Look at Boris Johnson ffs & try to tell me his 100% human, he looks like Donald Trump with bad teeth & who just woke up after smoking way to much pv in the stairblock of a council flat.

 

[Forever Changes]

the hypocrisy is staggering. There are people languishing in jail simply for possessing drugs, but the politicians are using rec drugs while doing nothing to reform drug laws

one rule for them, another for us

 

[axe battler]

I reckon the next confession from the Tories is that they intended to get rid of the "unnecessary and defunct" as those fuckers see it NHS (they basically can't see why someone on the dole should get as good healthcare as some 60k a year banker, jolly unfair, don't you think, what what). Of course that will never happen, even after it has, those bastards.
Ooooh fucking Tories man. Boil my piss.

I reckon as an act of desperation and to fit imi Theresa May will say she had a shot of gear and went over last week, and the whole room will go.quiet, and it will be as awkward as when she decided to dance like a pissed giraffe with those tribes people that time.

 

[Forever Changes]

^ May has diabetes so she's practised at shooting up. She must have been high when she thought she'd get her BS withdrawal agreement through parliament

 

[axe battler]

Reeeeellly, I did not know that she had diabetes. If only I'd have known that earlier and fucked with her sugars somehow. Although she'd just be replaced by an equally out.of touch twat Tory fucker like mogg or Johnson or gove, it doesn't matter, a Tory's a Tory. Bastards!

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

I reckon as an act of desperation and to fit imi Theresa May will say she had a shot of gear and went over last week, and the whole room will go.quiet, and it will be as awkward as when she decided to dance like a pissed giraffe with those tribes people that time.

She can blame it all on the Chinese & their Fent too & earn bonus points with the Yanks.

when she decided to dance like a pissed giraffe with those tribes people

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

She'll be doing a gunfinger salute next when the bassline drops

 

[CFC]

Lol I can't believe BoJo is their #1 choice. Lord elp us!

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Lol I can't believe BoJo is their #1 choice. Lord elp us!

The only one I have any faith in is Rory Stewart, I swear the UK is done for if Boris & his type get in I am moving to another country.
What part of the UK you based at CFC?

 

[CFC]

Im in LONDINIUM, the centre of the self-absorbed world of Westminster politicians.

I don't think I like any of those peeps that are standing tbh. They all seem hopelessly untalented.

 

[Wilson Wilson]

I honestly find it nuts the media is making such a big deal out of this lot having done coke or smoked weed at uni 20 years ago or whatever bollocks. I'd be more surprised if anyone went to uni without trying a bit of gak and smoking many joints.

The hypocrisy of it all is a fine point, but the media isn't focusing on that, they more want to just paint it like a big scandal because someone dared to stick powders up their nose. Is anyone really surprised though? House of Commons much like the House of Lords is gonna be full of coke.

The only reason you don't get more of these stories is because most rich politicians will have dodgy private doctors to prescribe whatever they want I guaran-fucking-tee you.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

House of Commons much like the House of Lords is gonna be full of coke.

I'm quite sure there is a fair amount of PV being smoked in there too.
Just look at Michael Gove & you try to tell me he isn't into smoking a load of PV & then getting fisted by some rent boy gimp.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

Fingers crossed Rory Stewart is gonna wipe the floor with the rest of 'em today.
7PM on BBC 1 I'll know.......mark my words folks his the only hope & I was backing him & singing his praise before it was a "trend" to like him.

 

[blueberries]

I'm sorry but Boris is a fucking hero. He may well be an idiot but he's our idiot and a good 40-60% of us love him, if they'll vote for him is up for deliberation because he really is an idiot but getting high on coke and hunting down some East London peasants while on horse back, whipping them...Legendary.
He definitely has my vote.

"[I am] free-market, tolerant, broadly libertarian (though perhaps not ultra-libertarian), inclined to see the merit of traditions, anti-regulation, pro-immigrant, pro-standing on your own two feet, pro-alcohol, pro-hunting, pro-motorist and ready to defend to the death the right of Glenn Hoddle to believe in reincarnation."
—Boris Johnson

Plus I have a feeling that he would be the /only/ one to properly decriminalise drugs in a way that works well for everyone; he'll task force that shit to death, poll it and every decision he makes about it. He knows what drugs are like and what's good and what's bad but regardless, unless it's really toxic (unlike PMA - its amazing with speed), he'll decriminalise everything and get the NHS to start working towards safe versions of everything and all dispensaries would be government based drug dispensaries, so he could lower taxes, make Britain better through drug taxes, increase our economy by a vast amount and put us back as the rulers of the planet again.

 

[Zopiclone bandit]

As if Boris thinks his into Libertarianism, all I know if the stuff I am into in that outlook & the way he must see it are miles apart.