1. Do more drugs
Drugs are great because they numb you to the world and the general stupidity we're surrounded by. If you do enough drugs you have a chance to become stupid too, thus imbuing every interaction with a smooth and satisfying sense of blissful ignorance.
2. Steal more
Stealing is a great way to save money. Remember to know how much you can steal in one go so as to avoid more serious penalties. Where I live anything up to the value of $300 results in a $300 fine, so whether you nick a pen worth $1.50 or a nice jacket worth $299.95 the penalty for getting caught is the same. Steal smart.
3. Be more selfish.
Living for others is moronic. Life is short and full of pain and boredom, so make yourself comfortable before anyone else.
4. Be Gross.
Fart, burp, sniff and spit more. In most cases no one is going to know it's you - and in cases where you're likely to be found out, smile wryly to show you couldn't care less about how the car smells.
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Drugs are great because they numb you to the world and the general stupidity we're surrounded by. If you do enough drugs you have a chance to become stupid too, thus imbuing every interaction with a smooth and satisfying sense of blissful ignorance.
2. Steal more
Stealing is a great way to save money. Remember to know how much you can steal in one go so as to avoid more serious penalties. Where I live anything up to the value of $300 results in a $300 fine, so whether you nick a pen worth $1.50 or a nice jacket worth $299.95 the penalty for getting caught is the same. Steal smart.
3. Be more selfish.
Living for others is moronic. Life is short and full of pain and boredom, so make yourself comfortable before anyone else.
4. Be Gross.
Fart, burp, sniff and spit more. In most cases no one is going to know it's you - and in cases where you're likely to be found out, smile wryly to show you couldn't care less about how the car smells.
Feel free to add your own!