NEW.. replacement brain!

[blufluffybunny]

Due to my MASSIVE scatty problem I'm having after last night, I bring to you a new product from blubunny Pty. Ltd.
** WEEKEND BRAIN **
That's right folks, you can now remove your 'weekday' brain which is vital for work, play and holding normal conversations, and replace it with our "WEEKEND" brain. This allows the user the ability to take hard drugs, listen to mind numbingly loud music all weekend long and go with out sleep for up to 48 hours! Comes complete with phrases such as "I'm not following the conversation" - "what? who? when? - " have you seen my plot" and many other clubbing favourites.
Then you can replace your "WEEKEND" brain with your'weekday' brain, fresh and ready to start the working week.
*WEEKEND" brain comes complete with recharger unit and seratonin refill packs.
*warning: WEEKEND brain can only be used ten times. Excess drug use on the unit will result in brainus fucktiss, and will be permanantly embedded into skull.
ONLY $50.00!
I had to get that out.AAARRGGH..I'm still...kinda fucked from my two day drug spree. hope you all enjoyed, and I look forward to meeting you when I FINALLY land back on Earth.
[This message has been edited by blufluffybunny (edited 15 July 2001).]

 

[Viper72]

Love your work blufluffybunny..
What an innovative idea, i could sure use one of those unit's right now as i am severely serotonin depleted as i type this.
Do you take credit card's??

 

[MR. D]

Do u make Weekend Guts n Gizzards too?..

 

[blufluffybunny]

All major credit cards accepted.
PLEASE DO NOT SEND CASH.... no.. wait....actually.... yes! DO SEND CASH! PLENTY OF CASH....

 

[jakoz]

Put me down for 75 units...

 

[Pleonastic]

Is there an option for a trade in? Or do you need a valid road worthy certificate?

 

[blufluffybunny]

Sorry, due to recent testings on older models and findings of excessive damage, trade in's cannot be accepted.

 

[Pleonastic]

That's OK... mines far from in working order right now...

 

[BioHazard]

is there one that comes in blue?????
i assume it's rechargable? there's nothing more embarassing than having your brain run out of juice in mid-sentence when you're talking.
plus what other versions have you got? can you upgrade it with additional nerve modules which give you supa visuals and hallucinations?
I had the previous version (Friday nite only brain) and fried the crap out of the synapses and took it back to the guy but typically, it fucked up two days after the warranty ran out.

 

[blufluffybunny]

Yes, the brain is fully recharchable up to ten times. Unfortunately no accessories are available for the brain at this time.
We can now supply the 'wobble eyes'. Placing these inside your sockets will give you the visual wobbles, making it fun to try and read your watch, use your mobile or find your friends. It's the perfect accessory for weekend brain! FAMILY FUN FOR HOURS!
*** blubunny Pty Ltd ***
jeez guys.... I'm still a bit freekin loopy. What the fuck am I talking about....?? hehe
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Rabbit season, Duck season, Rabbit season, Duck season... DUCK SEASON FIRE! *#-BOOM-#*

 

[wazza]

If you can research a model that continually has the mdma high from word go. Order me 10 years worth of weekend brains..
thanks!

 

[Prometheus]

But how are we going to get it throught the door...
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But who needs a car, when you've got a pogo stick

 

[blufluffybunny]

after an extremely high response from the public, the weekend brain can now be claimed on medicare.
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Rabbit season, Duck season, Rabbit season, Duck season... DUCK SEASON FIRE! *#-BOOM-#*
[This message has been edited by blufluffybunny (edited 17 July 2001).]

 

[Addicted to Bass]

OMG I can remember discussing this exact same Idea with the fellas from work after a big weekend

 

[BioHazard]

*he he he*
unbelievable technology guys!
thanx blufluffybunny!
I have just upgraded and I feel...well, really really chuffed with it.
All systems are functioning at 99% (1% resources used for thinking)
Status: Not fucked
I feel powerful, very very powerful evil grin
think I'll go bang my head against a wall to test it out.

 

[blufluffybunny]

*hehe* Jakoz... I'll put you down for two!

 

[Flea']

I'll be down for a couple, definatly... the extra seratonin supplies and what not, would be great

could have them constantly on a cycle, so i could drop safe every day

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*bounce*
*bounce bounce bounce*
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<+\ Flea' (The Artist formerly known as Tesi)

 

[blufluffybunny]

*bunny dances around the search button*
RESURRECTED!
My best invention.........
It's ALIVE... ALIVE!!!!!
BWAAA HAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAa

 

[Prometheus]

Today marks a very sad occasion for we see before us a 1st tier post-whore struggling to find threads to reply to(poor bunny

). I envisage a period of gratutious self-bumping and thread resurrection.
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So now the people who had no land have farms, things in the jungle might be uncomfortable but at least they have part of their crops and can hope for a good harvest. Their new home is likely to be on the edge of one of the big new roads such as the Trans-Amazonian Highway. It's an impressive sounding name but really its just a very long single track dirt road.

 

[blufluffybunny]

Fugg off Prometheus.

I know how muuch you worship my ability to crap on in threads. You are astounded at the girth of my extened vocabulary and my thesaurus of shit. You wish you were a bunny.. DONT YOU!!!!
OH NO MY FRIEND....
You will NEVER be a BUNNY! NEVER.
NEVER!