More fun times with "bath salts"!!!
so i gave my pretty much full half gram jar to my bro so he ended up doin all 3 half gram jars .... he started gettin nuts
It made
him nuts, then it made
you nuts, so you gave him s'more? And what, it made him "nutser"? Duh.... 8(
Not to be talking shit or anything, since ---
here's my first-person bit
I went on about a 10-day bath salt (aka mdpv) binge (mostly doing it IV and IM, and yes, I got staph in my arm -- bad! though w/ antibiotics it went away before the arm fell off). I ended up in a police car (somehow never arrested; they just thought I was a psycho) and/or the ER, EVERY single night, and at the end spent my few sober hours a day in homeless shelters or trying to sleep in alleys....
I also thought my house was full of gangsters each time...
So each time I took everything I could wield as a weapon and went to battle, completely destroying substantial portions of the family home, crushing ALL my knuckles, cracking one wrist and the other forearm.
At one point I imagined I was fighting a group of guys and tried to take their pistol, and I literally heard and felt the shot go off when I went for the gun, actually ended up with what appeared to be a powder burn and a melted hole running up my sleeve where the glance shot was before I successfully brained them all with my pile of clubs and whatnot.
In reality, I had barricaded myself in a closet which had a halogen light. They were breaking through the doors and wall vent, and I figured they could see me well enough to shoot me --
-- funny/shameful/horrifying side-note: I remember actually thinking to myself, Jason Bourne would be able to get outta this situation, what would he do?--
so I took one of those long thin metal meter/yard-sticks, and went all samurai, first slicing the light bulb (to make sure we were all in the dark) which EXPLODED like the fourth of freakin July, thus causing the burns and powder to my clothing (which I later thought were muzzleblast from the imaginary pistol), then went into full combat mode, slashing until the yardstick wedged into something, then grabbing and swinging a pair of baseball bats around causing things to fall off shelves onto my head/shoulders (including 5lb weights, ouch!), until I figured "they" were mostly dead or disabled, then ran around the house to warn my family, at which time the rest of the gang (who had been hiding outside in the dark) started taking pot shots at me with various firearms, while I yelled at them to drop their weapons and fight me like "real men, 10 to 1." Eventually my folks screamed at me to get away so I ran down the street being terrorized by imaginary killers and terrorizing real humans.
I actually tried to apprehend one real live human being. I ordered him to drop his weapon and either put his fists up or get on the ground to wait for the cops. He was probably only 16-18, which means he's adult-sized, but, unlike me, probably hasn't yet had the opportunity to have a dozen or so tooth & nail street fights with crackdealers/smokers in at least 4 or 5 cities, or numerous fights with the other inmates in Mexican jails, various other jumpings, robberies, and home invasions. (No doubt these past experiences play some role in my stimulant-induced-psychosis, but I think most people have similar experiences when the paranoia meter passes the redzone.)
(That poor fucking guy who was just minding his own business... I feel fucking awful, but the only thing I can do is never take illicit substances again, since he was a stranger.)
Thank god a ghost came from the bushes and started shooting at my head before I could chase him down. I might have fucking killed this guy before the cops got there (I was on 911 with my cell phone).
When the cops arrived they determined I was having a psychotic episode, no one was after me, and I wasn't committing any crimes (?!). To be honest, it was so long after taking the bath salts, I myself didn't even really make the connection until a few hours later at the ER.
Then I did it again...and again... for like a week or two. Now I'm one week off of them and finally halfway normal again. And not homeless anymore. After losing all the belongings I took with me (including warm clothes -- and I live in the snow!), my parents took mercy and let me stay with them...
I know, I'm an idiot: I'm 30 and unemployed and live at home and took bath salts until I tried to kill shaddow people. Repeatedly. But, Fuckin A, just thought I'd add mine to collection of MDPV/Bath Salt horror stories/comedies (depending on perspective).