Chrisrustydogg
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Hi guys,
Long time reader, first time poster, and I need some help. Sorry if I posted this in the wrong area..time isn't an asset I have at the moment.
I’m in a pickle and can use some creative thinking here.
I am prescribed Vyvanse and since I have a history of abusing opiates, my doc has just randomly required a urine test before my next refill which is tomorrow. If anything other than what I am prescribed (just vyvanse) shows up in the urine analysis, she’ll cut me off my Vyvanse script.
I thought we were past all these random tests years ago, but out the blue, she’s requiring the test. The good news is, I haven’t taken any opiates for a long time, so I’m good there. The bad news is I’ve had a good amount of benzos in the last month, in fact, I just popped a xanny bar right before typing this heh…
My first instinct was to find someone who’s clean, and use their urine. Problem is, if my urine analysis shows up with no amphetamines in it, she’s going to get suspicious and, knowing her, she’ll suspect that I’m using someone else’s urine.
My first thought it is, I can get a buddy of mine to take an addy or a vyvanse, then piss tomorrow for me and then I should be in the clear. Then I realized, wait, none of my buddies are gonna piss clean (whether it’s thc, coke, benzos etc).
So my second thought was, my girlfriend or my one sober friend. They’re both clean. If I have them piss in a cup can I just crush up a little addy and let it dissolve in the urine? Or is it kind of like coke where the urine tests don’t search for actual coke but from how the body metabolizes it?
If latter is true, I’m assuming my only option is to ask someone I know who is completely sober to eat an addy. Then tomorrow morning, piss in a cup, and then I should be in the clear. That or spike their drink with an addy.
Time isn’t on my side, so, if you know of any ways I can get out of this pickle, please let me know. Thanks!
Long time reader, first time poster, and I need some help. Sorry if I posted this in the wrong area..time isn't an asset I have at the moment.
I’m in a pickle and can use some creative thinking here.
I am prescribed Vyvanse and since I have a history of abusing opiates, my doc has just randomly required a urine test before my next refill which is tomorrow. If anything other than what I am prescribed (just vyvanse) shows up in the urine analysis, she’ll cut me off my Vyvanse script.
I thought we were past all these random tests years ago, but out the blue, she’s requiring the test. The good news is, I haven’t taken any opiates for a long time, so I’m good there. The bad news is I’ve had a good amount of benzos in the last month, in fact, I just popped a xanny bar right before typing this heh…
My first instinct was to find someone who’s clean, and use their urine. Problem is, if my urine analysis shows up with no amphetamines in it, she’s going to get suspicious and, knowing her, she’ll suspect that I’m using someone else’s urine.
My first thought it is, I can get a buddy of mine to take an addy or a vyvanse, then piss tomorrow for me and then I should be in the clear. Then I realized, wait, none of my buddies are gonna piss clean (whether it’s thc, coke, benzos etc).
So my second thought was, my girlfriend or my one sober friend. They’re both clean. If I have them piss in a cup can I just crush up a little addy and let it dissolve in the urine? Or is it kind of like coke where the urine tests don’t search for actual coke but from how the body metabolizes it?
If latter is true, I’m assuming my only option is to ask someone I know who is completely sober to eat an addy. Then tomorrow morning, piss in a cup, and then I should be in the clear. That or spike their drink with an addy.
Time isn’t on my side, so, if you know of any ways I can get out of this pickle, please let me know. Thanks!
