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Misc Need a clean urinalysis

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maxim10553

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Okay mods, if this is not the correct forum to ask just let me know where I should ask and I will quickly remove and place it there. I am truly sorry if this is not the right spot. Also I know this has already been asked and answered but I could not find it anywhere on the site. I have a urine test next week (Monday) and the is absolutley no way I can use my buddy's piss (which is 100% clean) cause I heard they actually watch you pull out your dick and piss (i was planning on filling a latex condom with his piss, tying it up, putting it down my undies somwhere around my nut sack @98 degrees and pricking it right when i needed to piss. Anyway thats not happening to the doctors office I am going to in Newport News. So the substances they are gonna find in my piss are likely to be the following (which I have been using on a daily basis)

methadone - 40 mg tab a day
klonopin - 2 to 4 mg a day
adderall - 20 mg a day
oxycodone - 320 mg a day
cocaine - gram a day
ambien - 20 mg each night
winstrol - 1 cc a day
deca-durabolin - 200 mg a week

OBVIOUSLY I AM GOING TO HORRIBLY FAIL THE TEST if I take it on Monday. So my question is - if I am a good little boy and decide to lay off the mentioned drugs how long do I have to wait to take the urine test and come up clean? Can anyone go through each substance and tell me how long it stays in your system (or at least how long will it be detected and when can i take my piss test). Thanks mates!! If I could I would pay you for providing me with this information!
 
Why don't you buy some synthetic urine, I saw some online that come with a packet of dehydrated urine & a heat strip to keep it warm for up to 6 hrs. A friend just got a job with synthetic pee at wal-mart
 
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