NASADD Social v. Ohline's got no gun and it's Welderman's fucking birthday

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Hope everyone had a decent holiday and continues to have a good time, or at the very least, enjoys their time off.

My laptop's charger broke, so I sent it in under warranty to Texas... I doubt it will be back for a long while (weeks), so I will be less active here, sadly.

I'm not happy. Laptop was my babbby...

I shall miss the frequency in which I check this thread. <3
 
RecklessWOT said:
So I just went out to dinner with this chick and she was telling me about how much she hates her brother because he's a heroin addict and what a loser he is. "How can someone make such bad decisions and throw their life away like they don't even care? He needs to go to jail and maybe that would be a good wake up call". And I tried to play devil's advocate without coming off like I'm siding with him, as far as she knows I drink a few beers once in a while...
Twas pretty awkward.
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that's funny... I remember back in 1978 or 79 I was driving an 18 wheeler from las vegas to los angeles and I was listening to a converstation on the CB radio where one driver was telling another driver how he had never heard of a junkie truck driver,...he'd heard of queer truck drivers and every other kind of truck driver,..but he had never heard of a junkie truck driver..
 
lol speakin of gay truckers..i just saw a COPS episode yesterday where this trucker was in a leotard and i guess some dude who was chillin with him in his truck just grabbed his wallet and took off but the trucker was all bloody in tights and heels wearin g the leotard and had his toe naiuls painted and shit and orginally the guy said the robber was tlakin to the guy threw the window and reached in but the cips werent buying it cause i guess they saw a bunch of toys in this truckers truck lol but this dude had makeup on and nails painted and had a wig but it was in his hand not on his head...it was just funny cause the dude at first was all pissed that his wallet got stolen but then he started to realize that hes on tv wearing all that stuff and was like im leaving and and this funny shit


but how was your christmas? did the family come over and everything?
 
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to rehash a 3 page or something old topic with oral sex, I got my balls sucked this morning, completely unsolicited. So go figure, thank you Bluelight crew (mostly Ohlne) for subliminally putting the thought into my girl's head... somehow. I owe you.

So, funny oral story on that note, as soon as I finished in her mouth, she looked at the time while swallowing / reaching for a V8 Splash (all ur minerals in one swig), and saw that she was ALREADY 15 minutes late for work. She promptly, without thinking, yelled, "Oh my Gosh!" and my jizz got all over her alarm clock, night stand, and change. It was simultaneously hot, hilarious, and disturbing. I just thought I should share that with you all.

Also, insomnia.

And alcohol.
 
MemphisX3 said:
I need it in my life
I want it in my life
Come put it in my life
Ima keep it in my life.




Fuck Christmas.





Ad fuck the idea of Santa. Christmas eve, just for giggles, I told all of my little cousins that Santa was really the ghost of John belushi and that he comes in and shoots dope in everyones house and then leaves...then I told then the ghost of Chris Farley is who really eats the cookies and drinks the milk (while he is shooting dope)....I finally told them that it was their parents that gave them all the presents after they shoot up dope with John belushi and Chris Farley.....made for a pretty good story.
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thats pretty fucked up memphis. christmas will never be the same for them :(
 
chinky said:
lol speakin of gay truckers..i just saw a COPS episode yesterday where this trucker was in a leotard and i guess some dude who was chillin with him in his truck just grabbed his wallet and took off but the trucker was all bloody in tights and heels wearin g the leotard and had his toe naiuls painted and shit and orginally the guy said the robber was tlakin to the guy threw the window and reached in but the cips werent buying it cause i guess they saw a bunch of toys in this truckers truck lol but this dude had makeup on and nails painted and had a wig but it was in his hand not on his head...it was just funny cause the dude at first was all pissed that his wallet got stolen but then he started to realize that hes on tv wearing all that stuff and was like im leaving and and this funny shit


but how was your christmas? did the family come over and everything?
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that's a pretty old episode of cops but I remember it... It was funny... You'd be surprised what's behind the wheel of some 70 foot long, 80,000 pound trucks going 75 miles per hour..

christmas was good I hope yours was too..
 
Chainer said:
to rehash a 3 page or something old topic with oral sex, I got my balls sucked this morning, completely unsolicited. So go figure, thank you Bluelight crew (mostly Ohlne) for subliminally putting the thought into my girl's head... somehow. I owe you.
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^5

maybe she's lurkin'


wiggi said:
^ I think I remember that episode of cops and it really is old.
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those are the best ones. so much porn stache..
 
So this morning I found out my best friend that moved to New Mexico a year ago to go to rehab was shot to death on Christmas day. Over a girl. They caught the son of a bitch that did it.

So Im bummed out today, I used to hang out with this guy just about every day for 5 years, and he used to live with me. He really was my best friend. Died at only 21 years of age.

Dylan Breternitz RIP. I hope I will see you in heaven. :(
 
Look who it is!
sup jay?


And yeah, old episodes of cops are the best, the ones where they still drive LTDs. All the newer ones are full of shit, back in the day they showed some nutty stuff
 
whats up chainer?? please tell me you smoked gargantuan amounts of weed today

im on numerous drugs, dexedrine, roxicodone, valium, xanax, dxm, marijuana, alcohol, cigg marijuana, marijuana,

i feeel

fucking amaizing right now.. triying hard to keep my eyes open, too lazy to fix my typos
 
laCster said:
whats up chainer?? please tell me you smoked gargantuan amounts of weed today

im on numerous drugs, dexedrine, roxicodone, valium, xanax, dxm, marijuana, alcohol, cigg marijuana, marijuana,

i feeel

fucking amaizing right now.. triying hard to keep my eyes open, too lazy to fix my typos
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i still dont understand why you have to put so mny chemicals into your body for a satisfactory high....DXM...i mean come the fuck on, really?

xanax and valium?

i just dont get it.
 
loooolll

i took 15mgs valium to clog my 3A4 and 2D6 enzymes to potentiate my oxy and benzos. i only had 15mgs valium so i improvised with xanax, usually i need like 30-40mgs valium
 
NASADD song 'o' the day:

passion pit - sleepy head (borgore remix)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BLEKahY5aY

NSFW:
And you said
It was like fire around the brim
Burning solid
Burning thin the burning rim
Like stars burning holes right through the dark
Flicking fire like saltwater into my eyes
You were one inch from the edge of this bed
I drag you back a sleepyhead, sleepyhead

They couldn't think of something to say the day you burst
With all their lions and all their might and all their thirst
They crowd your bedroom like some thoughts wearing thin
Against the walls against your rules against your skin
My beard grew down to the floor and out through the doors
Of your eyes, begonia skies like a sleepyhead, sleepyhead
 
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