NASADD Social v. Ohline's got no gun and it's Welderman's fucking birthday

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Johnny blue said:
Awesome dude. Congrats man. First time as an uncle?

If you fuckers want to start robbing banks then I'm definitely in. Dibs on vault cracker.
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I have hoestly contemplates robbing a ban. Even came up with rules:

1. Bank can not be in your state
2. Pick a bank right on the border of two states or 15-20 minute drive from the border
3. You would have to like a small town bank
4. You have to enter the bank on foot. Use a hate, fake facial hair and try to make your self taller somehow and maybe some way to look like you are heavier than you really are.
5. You would have to case the bank. You would have to use a fire arm in order to get the big cash. You would hVe to know the best time to do it, how many employees, best way to maxmize gain.
6. Can't be longer than 2 minutes and that pushing it.
7 your first get away far should be within running distances and you should shed what you were in the bank immediately.
6. Your next get away car should be somewhere within a few miles.


You would have to storm the tellers and hAve someone else get magawr. You would have to use a gun. You souls have to keep the tellers forms sounding any alarm and use the manager to show you where the most cash out side the vault is, unless he could get into vault. I would take all employee IDs and tell them if o get a dye pack that has a gps in it I would spend my whole time in prison finding and killing there families.

I haven't though about much at all though
 
Johnny blue said:
Awesome dude. Congrats man. First time as an uncle?

If you fuckers want to start robbing banks then I'm definitely in. Dibs on vault cracker.
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I have hoestly contemplates robbing a ban. Even came up with rules:

1. Bank can not be in your state
2. Pick a bank right on the border of two states or 15-20 minute drive from the border
3. You would have to like a small town bank
4. You have to enter the bank on foot. Use a hate, fake facial hair and try to make your self taller somehow and maybe some way to look like you are heavier than you really are.
5. You would have to case the bank. You would have to use a fire arm in order to get the big cash. You would hVe to know the best time to do it, how many employees, best way to maxmize gain.
6. Can't be longer than 2 minutes and that pushing it.
7 your first get away far should be within running distances and you should shed what you were in the bank immediately.
6. Your next get away car should be somewhere within a few miles.


You would have to storm the tellers and hAve someone else get magawr. You would have to use a gun. You souls have to keep the tellers forms sounding any alarm and use the manager to show you where the most cash out side the vault is, unless he could get into vault. I would take all employee IDs and tell them if o get a dye pack that has a gps in it I would spend my whole time in prison finding and killing there families.

I haven't though about much at all though
 
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All cars will hVe to be stolen as well and your legit ride should be somewhere waiting where you feel comfortable.
 
Johnny blue said:
Damn man that's a lot of brothers and sisters. I only have a single brother.
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I am the blacksheep. Every sibling is a successful college grade. My younger sister is still in school but she's more like me. She smoked spice and trips mushrooms but allnsibling were straight a students
 
MemphisX3 said:
I have hoestly contemplates robbing a ban. Even came up with rules:

1. Bank can not be in your state
2. Pick a bank right on the border of two states or 15-20 minute drive from the border
3. You would have to like a small town bank
4. You have to enter the bank on foot. Use a hate, fake facial hair and try to make your self taller somehow and maybe some way to look like you are heavier than you really are.
5. You would have to case the bank. You would have to use a fire arm in order to get the big cash. You would hVe to know the best time to do it, how many employees, best way to maxmize gain.
6. Can't be longer than 2 minutes and that pushing it.
7 your first get away far should be within running distances and you should shed what you were in the bank immediately.
6. Your next get away car should be somewhere within a few miles.

I haven't though about much at all though
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these are great but I would purchase a plane ticket BEFORE you do the robbery in cash, then schedual the flight 2 hours after. Rob the bitches and get the fuck out fly somewhere out of the country, or four states away. Shred credit cards all together. Change IDs asap not showing previous ids other than Passport. Start your new life. .


Congrats to Memphisx3 the new uncle! I am an Uncle as well. You always forget how far tech has come in relation to child birth detection. <-- felt kinda funny typing that out. I like what Reckless pointed out . .
Well, back in the day they had no way of knowing, so I guess that's the most "real" way to do it. It's pretty cool, it will help you not get your expectations too high, over the time she is pregnant you can grow to love the baby regardless of what sex it is, so when it comes out it's just an added bonus if it's the son you've always wanted.
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And Holy moses your father was a pimp master 8000 man . . 63 and he has a 20 year old son, what a trooper!


I was not born a black-sheep but I think I am a PRESENT TIME black-sheep in comparison to other siblings in my family. Its ok we can goto the moon together and dance with the pony's that want us to ride them.

Once again congrats sir.


ohline - I really enjoy your writings/responses . . LOLz keepin' it magical!
 
Rob a bank in the winter that is next to a frozen lake. First getaway vehicle is a dirtbike with studded tires. Then have an oversized ice shanty to park bikes in. Then put on scuba gear and dive under the ice to another shanty. Sink or burn all evidence and walk off the ice with your fishin bucket full of cash.

This would need to done when the bank is closing and it is dark out.
 
chinky said:
hes not that far along where he cant remmeber his name or his kids names(well maybe he has, its not like he has to remember them though)with him its more recent memories he has problems with..like my great aunt will send him into the kitchen for ice and he will come back with orange juice or to get some food for the cat that they had for damn near 20years but it jsut died a few months back. if you asked him what he ate for breakfest at dinnertime. he couldnt tell you but that shit really isnt that important..hes not all there but hes there enough that he can talk and answer you,and laugh and even be funny himself.. he might not remember my name but i can still sit down and have a convo with him so to me the alzheimers isnt that bad, it could be alot worse ya know..it could be like he doesnt know where hes at and things like and thats not the case

like i said for my uncle its the hardest cause that was his dad ya know and his brother and sister moved away and both live in colorado and dont really care what happenes to him, well they care but they would just put him in a home cause they both have monethey dont care they just want both their parents takein care of and for my uncle randy he puts the pressure on himself to do it..and since they are both in their mid 70s and been married for over 50years their love is strong and deep and he thinks if he seperates them and puts my great uncle in a home they both will die heartbroken and soon..so he wants them to die together in that house even if it kills him

lucky though for this christmas we got somebody to come in and start cleaing the house once a week so my uncle doesnt have to worry about it and for the past 6months we have had a nurse comein everyday to wash him and make sure hes taking him medicine and all that..

next we are trying to see if my uncle randy will go into a rehab detox for 60 or 90 days cause the dude is an alcoholic and has been for 30years..and recently hes been having these nervous breakdowns and shit cause of the pressure of taking care of both his parents..whens hes drinkin he will drink over a 5th of bourbon a day or beer and a pint or whatever plus weed and coke if his friends bring it over, really anything but he rarely buys it cause he spends all his money on alcohol and if he goes that mean i gotta go out there and take care of them and thats fine, i dont mind it if it means randy getting clean cause the man tries too and it lasts a week or 2 and then he gets into a argument and instead of punchin holes in the wall he drinks
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my family thinks that my grandfather having to take care of my grandmother made his alzheimer's progress significantly. one day she was doing it all, the next he was suddenly responsible for writing out the bills and taking care of everything else. which in their decades of years of marriage was never his responsibility.

and my grandpa was also the same way. his short-term memory was shit, but he could tell you everything about anything that happened to him in the army. just be thankful you can still have a convo with the man. soak that shit up. my grandfather went downhill with a quickness and now he has no idea who, what, when or where.

dr-ripple said:
ohline - I really enjoy your writings/responses . . LOLz keepin' it magical!
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thanks, stranger :)



and lol @ all of the totally plausible bank-robbing outlines. i'll bring my tits and we'll make this shit happen.



love you fucking miscreants. merry christmas eve. deviled eggs and sweet potato casserole and shit in the morning.
 
LOL I was thinking about this today at work and came up with pretty much the same guidelines. Seems so simple, doesn't it? Too bad you only get one chance and if you fuck it up, that's it, you go to jail for a long time.
 
ohline said:
and lol @ all of the totally plausible bank-robbing outlines. i'll bring my tits and we'll make this shit happen.



love you fucking miscreants. merry christmas eve. deviled eggs and sweet potato casserole and shit in the morning.
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First of all, I love you. Bring your tits and we'll make so much happen.

Second of all, along with your tits, bring me some deviled eggs, I want some!
 
The Rock Monster said:
lol you guys are fools. robbing a bank?


havent you thought of BURGLARIZING A PHARMACY??? way better idea (imo...)

think about it.. get all the oxy, opana, morphine, dilaudid, xanax, klonopin, and rigs..... :O


and oh yeah, how could i forget the suboxone??


#junkywetdream
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Obviously we're not serious, if we were we wouldn't be chatting about it online.

Also that's funny. Not exactly related but your post reminded me of this thread. I got a kick out of it anyway
 
RecklessWOT said:
First of all, I love you. Bring your tits and we'll make so much happen.

Second of all, along with your tits, bring me some deviled eggs, I want some!
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lol <3

dude i made like 30 eggs for tomorrow. when i left my grandma's house there were only 15. %)

happy holidays motherfuckers.

my gift to you is this "bad lip reading" of rick perry. seriously one of the funniest fucking things i've seen in a long time. i've been watching these videos non-stop ever since.


stay safe, everybody =)
 
Merry Christmas my fellow junkies!

Yeah Ohline, deviled eggs are the best. Nobody in my family really makes them so as a kid I didn't really know what they were all about but since I've gotten older and been around a little bit, oohhhhh man I love them. I may have even eaten all 30 of them if I were you. At least they get to have some, idk if I would have been that generous lol
 
RecklessWOT said:
Obviously we're not serious, if we were we wouldn't be chatting about it online.

Also that's funny. Not exactly related but your post reminded me of this thread. I got a kick out of it anyway
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i didnt mean to say you guys were serious. i was jk.

hence #junkywetdream




Have you guys seen that movie about the junkies that broke into pharmacies and jacked all their good dope? i remember the dude was into dilaudid. i think it was drug store cowboy. pretty neat movie :)
 
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