NASADD Social v. Might as well get a hand job if she wants you to wear a comdom.

[ohshea]

i once saw recky walk 2 miles in the desert wearing tye dye panty hose, a snake skin tube top, fuck me pumps, ainime make up and a butt plug just to get the kid who plays "Yeah Yeah" in The Sandlot's autograph.


why we were in the desert and he was wearing tye dye panty hose, a snake skin tube top, fuck me pumps and a butt plug is a completely believable, everyday heterosexual story and occurrence



it also had nothing to do with kidknapping marty york to keep him in a cellar so he could recite lines from the sandlot at recky's beckoned call

walking w a buttplug would be so uncomfortable. Esp in fuck me stilettos.

 

[Welderman]

walking w a buttplug would be so uncomfortable. Esp in fuck me stilettos.

It's not that bad. Lol

 

[RecklessWOT]

LMAO

Well it was all the sand that kept getting up there that was the most uncomfortable, it was pretty unavoidable being in the desert and all. I still can't believe I lost that bet. Nobody ever challenge memphis- when he says he can fit 7 dicks in him at the same time he really means it.





Heh, so memph when I saw welder's post (not only was I surprised that he beat you to it) I figured it would set you off but damn that actually had me laughing for a minute. Quality stuff right there. Where do you come up with this shit? Are these fantasy for you os is this like what you see flashes of when you nod out on Opana?

 

[Welderman]

^ you guys are too much I am laughing my ass off. Where is JB? I figured he would want in on the dick talk.

 

[RecklessWOT]

Also,

Bankai motherfuckers!


Been a long time since last time I heard or used that term.

Also been a while since I was this high on oxy. Shit I'm supposed to go meet up with my girl in a few minutes to give her back some tools she left in my car. Not gonna be able to hide it, I'll just tell her I am really tired cause I didn't sleep last night and I just smoked a bowl a few minutes ago. She's pretty naieve when it comes to people being high'...




This post took way too long to type also.
Feelsgutmayne.jpg

 

[RecklessWOT]

He can't talk cause someone else already got in on it with him/ his mouf

 

[Johnny blue]

The snake skin tube top was a nice touch Memphis. It's the details that do it.

 

[ohline]

Well, it is more horrible which kind of moots your point. Females are circumcised so they receive no pleasure from sex so theyre "pure" and wont have affairs. When we circumcise males they still feel pleasure.

except that wasn't my point. i only spoke about the female equivalent of getting your foreskin chopped off.. which would be the hood of the clitoris. not the general practice of circumcising women. we'd still feel pleasure, nonetheless, but that would be something awful to go through.

See, all we gotta do is talk about dick for a little while and Ohline comes out from hiding



lol
how you been woman? Long time no talk, hope all is well

i talk about what i am passionate about.








SO WHAT IF IT'S DICKS?

also, i am wonderful. how the hell are you, stranger?

 

[abracadabra girl]

i talk about what i am passionate about.

SO WHAT IF IT'S DICKS?

QFfuckingT

 

[MemphisX3]

LMAO

Well it was all the sand that kept getting up there that was the most uncomfortable, it was pretty unavoidable being in the desert and all. I still can't believe I lost that bet. Nobody ever challenge memphis- when he says he can fit 7 dicks in him at the same time he really means it.





Heh, so memph when I saw welder's post (not only was I surprised that he beat you to it) I figured it would set you off but damn that actually had me laughing for a minute. Quality stuff right there. Where do you come up with this shit? Are these fantasy for you os is this like what you see flashes of when you nod out on Opana?

Recky has a new line of dick shaped pillows called cuddle cocks.


On his OKCupid account he put "male genital to genital jousting" as an interest....whatever the fuck that means


He told me that he performed the theme song from sanford and sonswearing nothing but his boy scout sash for his 4th grade talent show. He also told me his father used to beat him wearing the same sash while watching sanford and son which i found odd.


Hes the only man i know who has been counting down the days to his first prostate exam for the last decade. He said it will be the only time he can get analy violated without the shame and guilt created by society.

 

[Eveleivibe]

Evening people!

I hope that all is well with the world

Evey

 

[abracadabra girl]

I'm currently eating chocolate for breakfast... so all in all, things could be worse.

 

[Welderman]

Recky has a new line of dick shaped pillows called cuddle cocks.


On his OKCupid account he put "male genital to genital jousting" as an interest....whatever the fuck that means


He told me that he performed the theme song from sanford and sonswearing nothing but his boy scout sash for his 4th grade talent show. He also told me his father used to beat him wearing the same sash while watching sanford and son which i found odd.


Hes the only man i know who has been counting down the days to his first prostate exam for the last decade. He said it will be the only time he can get analy violated without the shame and guilt created by society.

The black cuddle cock pillow is 3 times the size of the white cuddle cock pillow.

 

[HighonLife]

God damnit. a few weeks ago i wrote like 6 different companies for free shit (axe, irish spring, colgate, busch,) like shampoo, soap, toothpaste, and i contact busch for some signs, or posters, or anything they could give me. not a single fuckign company would even send me coupons, WHAT THE MOTHER FUCK.

God, leave it to Memphis to get get pissed about not receiving free shit

A few semesters ago, this girl came into our class and offered condoms or candy to anyone that wanted any. The condoms were in the same bag as the candy. Needless to say, nobody took her up on the offer so she quietly sat down at her desk and proceeded to eat some of the candy.

was doing an internship at the substance abuse/harm reduction center on campus last semester where they gave out free condoms, some fratty dude came in and asked for some free condoms, as I went to grab em he says "do yall have the big ones". I tossed him one of the female condoms and told him to try one of mine.

kidding, I actually didn't think of that till he walked out. I was working w/ this sweet little innocent freshman and I turned to her ad asked if she knew if we had any BIG ones, she got visibly red and nervous and I made her deal with the guy cuz I felt all emasculated n shit.

Makes me glad it was done when I was an infant. I couldn't imagine having it done fuck that.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1332396/Bruce-Reimer-Tragic-twin-boy-brought-girl.html

y'all heard about this? there is ~45min documentary somewhere on the internet. Dr. fucked up that kids life. Kinda interesting though. Dr.'s whole theory rested on the idea of nature<nurture in regards to gender but seems he was mistaken. Also there is a Law n Order SVU episode that's based on this

......you and I will always know

^HAHA wonder where that fucker HOL has been...

I hope he is doing good I miss his fucked up stories.

HAHA, my ears musta been burnin or something cuz I just decided to pop by tonight.

Best story I got fresh in my mind right now happened yesterday at work. Had to do a drug test on this girl, she pees in the cup, I unscrew the lid n BAM! the stench of nasty pussy fills the air I had to hold my head back n breath over my shoulder n I'm not usually put off by smells that easily. She's standin right there so im trying to be sensitive to the fact while simultaneously appalled. I told her to go have a seat in one of the detox rooms that way she wouldn't see me and have me embarrass her.

And that's not breaking confidentiality cuz I didn't give a name or any descriptive information aside from her smelly puss

1. *I quoted the wrong thing I guess I was tryin to get the post about female genital cutting/mutilation*


2. let's be real; all genitals are fucking ugly.

1. Its a cultural thing, like you said plenty of people from cultures who practice FGC would like ethnocentric western feminists to stay out of there business. FGC usually comes as a female right of passage and its not unheard for girls to not 'feel like real women' w/o going through with their cultural traditions. sure there are things we might find 'bad' about circumstances surrounding these practices; such as when the men of that culture talk about the desire to decrease a woman's amount of pleasure she gets from sex in order to maintain their fidelity to their husband but it's their choice to make. like I said I quoted the wrong thing so I could given a better response had I had your post here in front of me



2. Not true, a well kempt vagina is a beautiful thing

Vaginas are cute until you open em up

eh, they're cutter closed I'll agree but it sounds like we got some self deprecating vagina possessors in here.

Also,

Bankai motherfuckers!


Been a long time since last time I heard or used that term.

ditto!





Well how the hell is everyone, good to see y'all again, crazy how that kinda stuff works out, I don't think I've been around BL for over a year (sans maybe a few times I've peaked into the nudie thread but it's worse than ever as far 90% BS discussion about how the half dozen girls who post in there are HAWT) , I was surprised as hell to see my name in this thread. Hope all of yall are doing well (yea ima bring the social down for a second and ask how everyone is doing, deal with it)

 

[Welderman]

^ holy shit how's it going HOL? I'm good methadone is doing me good.

Figures we go in depth on the dick talk and you show up. Are you gonna wrist one off on Memphys dick pillow?

 

[RecklessWOT]

Well son of a bitch, look who it is! I was wonderin if we'd ever see you round here again. Stick around for a while this time, huh?

 

[ohshea]

Best story I got fresh in my mind right now happened yesterday at work. Had to do a drug test on this girl, she pees in the cup, I unscrew the lid n BAM! the stench of nasty pussy fills the air I had to hold my head back n breath over my shoulder n I'm not usually put off by smells that easily. She's standin right there so im trying to be sensitive to the fact while simultaneously appalled. I told her to go have a seat in one of the detox rooms that way she wouldn't see me and have me embarrass her.

And that's not breaking confidentiality cuz I didn't give a name or any descriptive information aside from her smelly puss



1. Its a cultural thing, like you said plenty of people from cultures who practice FGC would like ethnocentric western feminists to stay out of there business. FGC usually comes as a female right of passage and its not unheard for girls to not 'feel like real women' w/o going through with their cultural traditions. sure there are things we might find 'bad' about circumstances surrounding these practices; such as when the men of that culture talk about the desire to decrease a woman's amount of pleasure she gets from sex in order to maintain their fidelity to their husband but it's their choice to make. like I said I quoted the wrong thing so I could given a better response had I had your post here in front of me



2. Not true, a well kempt vagina is a beautiful thing




eh, they're cutter closed I'll agree but it sounds like we got some self deprecating vagina possessors in here.



ditto!





Well how the hell is everyone, good to see y'all again, crazy how that kinda stuff works out, I don't think I've been around BL for over a year (sans maybe a few times I've peaked into the nudie thread but it's worse than ever as far 90% BS discussion about how the half dozen girls who post in there are HAWT) , I was surprised as hell to see my name in this thread. Hope all of yall are doing well (yea ima bring the social down for a second and ask how everyone is doing, deal with it)

The nudie thread sucks most the guys are pale stick twigs and its the same girls posting month after month. Nude selfies. Nelfies.


God i can totally imagine the smell of hott piss and nasty puss permeating my nostrils. I imagine it burning.

 

[HighonLife]

^ holy shit how's it going HOL? I'm good methadone is doing me good.

Figures we go in depth on the dick talk and you show up. Are you gonna wrist one off on Memphys dick pillow?

I would NEVER, do such a childish and Immature thing



...to Memphis



besides I'm a bit choosy about who I'm gonna go around slanging 'coulda been babies' at

Well son of a bitch, look who it is! I was wonderin if we'd ever see you round here again. Stick around for a while this time, huh?

Maybe, for awhile I had to get away and get shit in order with my life, did pretty well with that the last year but I got more to go and that can be kinda disheartening. I graduated this past May, I've got a job in my desired field w/ decent Health Insurance so I'm tryin to just relax and enjoy it but I'm getting antsy and feel like I need to keep pushin for something better or go back to school.

This past month n half since I graduated I've kinda started using psychedelics a good bit, which is part of what brought me back here. I decided to celebrate graduating by buying myself a kayak n hippieflipping, I've eaten a few others psychs since. It's rough though cuz there's no way I could be honest about that fact with anyone at work. I'm not of the abstinence only mindset but damn near everyone else there is.

anyways I'll try n stop by when I can

God i can totally imagine the smell of hott piss and nasty puss permeating my nostrils. I imagine it burning.

It was bad

 

[ohshea]

Just curious, whatd you get your degree in and what field you work in?

 

[HighonLife]

Degree is in Anthropology, but I minored in Substance Abuse and Rehabilitation. I work in the Substance Abuse field, I'm working at a local Rehab facility right now.