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NASADD Social v. Might as well get a hand job if she wants you to wear a comdom.

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porkchops said:
all shea knows is methadone, rubbers, and fake teeth
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Unfortunately true. Makes for limited conversation in the real world.

brutus said:
A few semesters ago, this girl came into our class and offered condoms or candy to anyone that wanted any. The condoms were in the same bag as the candy. Needless to say, nobody took her up on the offer so she quietly sat down at her desk and proceeded to eat some of the candy.
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Fuh-reeek!! I wouldve yelled at her. I bet it was a wrinkled up paper bag too.

brutus said:
^ My girlfriend at the time was sitting behind me and told me i better not say a word, so i listened.
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*pe-cheeew* WHIPT. Jk

somnilicious said:
All the Hep-C and AIDS testing sites hand them out. It's like congratulations you don't have AIDS. Now here is some condoms. They have to ruin the elation of finding out you don't have a deadly, transmittable disease with banana flavored, glow in the dark, ribbed for her pleasure condoms.
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I mean, he said that the free ones he gets are the unlubed ones. The only way ive come across unlubes ones was once and they were purchased. Others theyre always juiced up. My question is where they handin out these dry ones and why the hell would anyone want the dry ones?!
 
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ohshea said:
Da fuq you get yo freebiez? They always be the lubed up ones. Ive only see one non lubricated condom in my life it was the weirdest shit ever. Theyre the trojans in the bright red wrapper.
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Admittedly I've only been offered free rubbers a handful of times but, I've never even seen them be Trojans. Instead they're always an off brand that might as well have the slogan "breaks on contact, you might as well not bother". Probably why I see freebies as sketchy.
 
new social thing:

NSADASDADAASDASD Social Totally Awesome Video Clip Of The Week:

Dad cacthes home run ball with baby in arms on Father's Day




what a fucking BAWS
 
porkchops said:
Was that post a joke? Did you seriously send away for free toothpaste??
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yep. toothpaste, shaving cream, deodorant, beer paraphernalia, mouth wash, floss, shampoo, razors all sorts of shit. i figured at least ONE company would send me SOMETHING, even if it was a coupon. Buncha greddy corporate fucks.
 
maybe part of his probation is to stay off this/these sites.damn judges can do anything in cases where he stays out of jail.he coulda made him walk around the streets of Manhattan with a sandwich board sayin "i'm a naughty junkie" or some such thing. then again he'd prolly not even get noticed but I can see the tourists wantin to take a selfie with Mr. Scags. I know I would.
 
ay remember when you guys were talking about the "hater" subject? does this female and quote not solidify everything?


M boobs are more important than the law

Sophie Dalzell, a 20-year-old topless model in Manchester, England, skipped a court date on a charge of assaulting two police officers because she flew to Belgium to get breast augmentation surgery — and the court let her get away with it.

“My boobs and my appearance are more important than the law,” Dalzell, who makes her living appearing on late-night, adult TV programs, told The Manchester Evening News. “My career depends on it.”

The January operation was the second time she has had surgery to make her breasts bigger.

When Dalzell, who has already racked up 11 convictions on various assault and vandalism charges, presented a letter from her plastic surgeon confirming she had the breast-enlargement surgery — if the Manchester magistrate couldn’t see for himself — the court let her go.

Now the so-called “glamour model” is refusing to perform a court-ordered 400 hours of community service because she says that picking up trash is “too hard and tiring.”

She says that her normal schedule consists of about two work days per week, and she is paid £500 — about $850 — per photo shoot, “and the rest of the time I just chill out.” It’s not fair, she said, for the court to force her to clean up litter and rake leaves for no pay at all.

So she is simply refusing to do the community service because “I hate everything about it,” and “it’s a waste of a full day and it’s just too hard for me.”

Instead, Sophie Dalzell plans to spend the summer on the resort island of Ibiza, on vacation, and “deal with the consequences when I get back.”

She has already fulfilled a bit more than half of the 400 hours she was ordered to perform in 2012, for the drunken assault on two female police officers. It’s the final 180 hours where she is drawing the line.

She also reportedly still owes £150 in fines for her various convictions and court appearances. In 2012, she was fined after refusing to wear an electronic ankle bracelet. She was ordered to wear the bracelet because she also refused community service on a criminal damage charge.

Sophie said that wearing the ankle bracelet would interfere with her work as a performer on erotic television shows.

Now Sophie Dalzell says, “I haven’t done anything wrong,” and the courts are “just jealous” because she managed to escape the rural northwest England county of Cumbria where she grew up and has “done something with my life.”
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while a large part of me is enraged at the audacity of this female another part of me kind of admires her. she told the courts to fuck off and got away with it, she got out of wearing an ankle bracelet in another case because it interfered with her work on an erotic television show and out of community service on another case. while she is a self absorbed brat of a cunt she has some balls and seems to have perfected the "im beautiful" angle to the absolute max.


and to her defense she has already done like 250 hours of community service....but it was for assault. the quote of "the courts are just jealous" made me think of that whole "hater" conversation. if this girl was 'merican she would have said "the courts are just haters"


HATIN' ASS COURT NIGGAS LET A HO GET UR BURTY OWN WIDOUT ANOTHA MUHAFUCKA TRYNA FROW SALT AWN ER GAYME UHURMEH?
 
^id like to see this happen in 'murica.

Dis fat ass stank bitch w a front butt whos always postin that hater shit just posted a meme w marilyn monroe that said "in order for me to be jealous, youd actually have to have something i wanted, bitch." Da fuq? Some betches i swear think all eyes on dem. I hate this whole "boss bitch" and "basic bitch" trend. Gott awl dese bazics tinkin dey bozz.

Front butted bitches.
 
Johnny blue said:
Ha. What a sick fuck that guy is. You know that hurt like a motherfucker, bare handing that thing like that.
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Hell yea, I couldn't imagine how bad a home run ball would hurt to catch. I know that I caught a line drive when I was playing short stop with my bare hand out of instinct. I don't know why I didn't use my glove but I could barely feel my hand for a few minutes.
 
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