NASADD Social v It's HOL's birthday! Any day is better than shitting yourself in jail

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Come here! I'll give you the best back massage you've ever had. That's my specialty %)

I'm not up on my feet skills so much, but I can pick it right up. I'm just good like that in general lol


In other news, the transformer in front of ny house just exploded and caught on fire so I have no power. Good thing my roommate's laptop has a small battery backup. Damnit, what did I just say? I was trying to keep that shit. It's so hot here, i need my fans to work!!! Can't even open the windows more than a crack I'll get sideways rain coming in here... grr
 
skibler said:
its 91 here. bout to have to go work outside for 4 or so hours. fuckkkk
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where you from?

Recky what temp was it while you were working

when i was up with family in Ohio they too were bitchin bout low 90's

its 100 here right now, prob jump up a few degrees before the day is over

got some 6-apb coming in the mail today, kinda excited bout it

my mom went in for surgery today and i forgot :( i forgot to call i forgot to keep her in my thoughts i just straight up forgot and i feel terrible about it. Its thyroid surgery so while the chance of her not being able to talk again is very low it is a possibility and i didnt even call to talk to her this morning and im really worried and i feel like shit, ill be heading into town to see her in about a half an hour but i just down right feel bad

anyways yall take care, have a good day
 
RecklessWOT said:
No way, we need it here! In the past few weeks I can only think of one day when it rained and that was only a little bit. All the new grass I planted a few months ago is dying and the tree limbs have even started to sag, I've had to cut a few off because they were suddenly so low that I could no longer get under them without hitting them with my car (not just the roof either, I mean they were like a foot off the ground). There's next to no water in the creek behind my house and the stream in my front yard has been bone dry for the better part of a month.

Lol, the storm's actually pretty cool, there's dime-sized hail coming down right now. The lightening is frequent but surprisingly it's not too close or loud. For the strength of this storm it's very bearable. I was standing on the porch till it started to hail. I love thunderstorm
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That's what it is like here, everything is so dry. I am worried about the forest that surrounds my house, someone letting off some fireworks or something could wreck some havoc. Hopefully we get some rain too. I absolutely love thunderstorms but we just desperately need some rain.

I really thought we were going to have a rainy winter because of the mild winter. Overall I've been pleased with the summer weather. I've gotten some serious miles on my motorcycle.
 
HOL- it was about 95o when I was working on the deck, and I know it gets a lot hotter than that down by you guys but it's a lot dryer heat. The problem is the extreme humidity here, when it gets that hot it's just brutal. I've been in 105-110o heat out west when visiting my father and that felt like what the mid 80s feel like here, I'd take that an day over what today was like (we've actually had a few days like that sp far this year, there was one that was even worse than today- weather this year has just been nuts). When it reaches around 100o here you'd better hide indoors because motherfuckers are dropping at those temps.
 
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MemphisX3 said:
delete your inbox messages
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Yeah, ya never know when your account will get haxored.

Mine got haxored in October (while I was busy disowning this place). My name must taste like cherries, people love talking about me and constantly trying to know what I'm doing.

There are some superstars up in this bitch so yeah, follow the dudes advice. Ya never know.
 
RecklessWOT said:
Come here! I'll give you the best back massage you've ever had. That's my specialty %)

I'm not up on my feet skills so much, but I can pick it right up. I'm just good like that in general lol


In other news, the transformer in front of ny house just exploded and caught on fire so I have no power. Good thing my roommate's laptop has a small battery backup. Damnit, what did I just say? I was trying to keep that shit. It's so hot here, i need my fans to work!!! Can't even open the windows more than a crack I'll get sideways rain coming in here... grr
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aw thanks recky. :) the bf did a good job last night and this morning, but the soreness is just not going away. I even used my little bubble massager foot bath thingy majig. I actually tried to find one of those NOW! Groupons for a massage somewhere near me, but none of them were that great of a deal and I don't get paid until tomorrow night :/


Speaking of heat, it's fucking hot here too. They claim it's 87 with a heat index of 94 but fuck if it doesn't feel over 100. 62 fucking % humidity. I should have got that damn pool pass for my condo.
 
I meant to tell you guys, especially Chinks, that I went to the Pitchfork Festival on Sunday from, like 5 - 9. I had a free ticket and met some friends in the heat to catch the last couple of bands- mainly Vampire Weekend who are my buddy's fave band and they sound like Paul Simon's Graceland album if it was done by a 4-piece band full of preppy Harvard Kids.

But before them was a DJ called Arab Music who did DubStep (I had no idea what that even was! But it was pretty cool - practically busted the speakers!). Then he called to the stage....CHIEF KEEF!

chinky said:
im not a fan of fish, so im not a big fan of sushi, even the cooked kind..
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So there's like two or three guys in Chief Keef and they do one song - the one Chinky has mentioned a couple of times - "Snitches - I don't like it". Well, here's the fish part. I was CONVINCED he was saying "FISH STICKS - I Don't Like 'Em". And then we all just started making bad jokes:
"assholes in Beemers - I don't like 'em"
"Green Beans - I don't like 'em"
"Cherry Coke - I don't like it"
"Green Haired Dudes- I don't like 'em"
you get the picture. and then earlier tonight I was hanging out with my dealer and I told her I saw Chief Keef and she was all "I love that song" and while we were driving around the neighborhood I told her how I was convinced about the Fish Stick thing and she almost peed in her pants she was laughing so hard. Then we were all:
"My f**king boss - I don't like 'em"
"That guy over there (pointing) - I don't like him"
"Other people's crack - I don't like it"
You get the picture. I'm pretty freaking high, I guess it's pretty freaking obvious as I am rambling.

Gwen, "That chick From Bluelight - I don't like 'er"
 
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wiggi said:
I'm not sure exactly what kinds of sashimi they offer. I know a handful of people who have tried sashimi in places like Hawaii and everyone hated it. I may try it one day, but I want to be somewhere that has really fresh seafood.
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One of the best diets ever:
caffeine, coke or crack, cigarettes and sashimi.

(No carbs at all, but I'd throw in some xannies to calm down.)

Gwen, who wishes she lived near fresh awesome fish and didn't get the munchies while on dope or this would so work for me.
 
gwencooper said:
I meant to tell you guys, especially Chinks, that I went to the Pitchfork Festival on Sunday from, like 5 - 9. I had a free ticket and met some friends in the heat to catch the last couple of bands- mainly Vampire Weekend who are my buddy's fave band and they sound like Paul Simon's Graceland album if it was done by a 4-piece band full of preppy Harvard Kids.

But before them was a DJ called Arab Music who did DubStep (I had no idea what that even was! But it was pretty cool - practically busted the speakers!). Then he called to the stage....CHIEF KEEF!



So there's like two or three guys in Chief Keef and they do one song - the one Chinky has mentioned a couple of times - "Snitches - I don't like it". Well, here's the fish part. I was CONVINCED he was saying "FISH STICKS - I Don't Like 'Em". And then we all just started making bad jokes:
"assholes in Beemers - I don't like 'em"
"Green Beans - I don't like 'em"
"Cherry Coke - I don't like it"
"Green Haired Dudes- I don't like 'em"
you get the picture. and then earlier tonight I was hanging out with my dealer and I told her I saw Chief Keef and she was all "I love that song" and while we were driving around the neighborhood I told her how I was convinced about the Fish Stick thing and she almost peed in her pants she was laughing so hard. Then we were all:
"My f**king boss - I don't like 'em"
"That guy over there (pointing) - I don't like him"
"Other people's crack - I don't like it"
You get the picture. I'm pretty freaking high, I guess it's pretty freaking obvious as I am rambling.

Gwen, "That chick From Bluelight - I don't like 'er"
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You don't like cherry coke? Are you a terrorist?
 
i hate working. why do we have to pay for stuff with money in the real world? Let's put an end to that somehow.
 
Johnny blue said:
You don't like cherry coke? Are you a terrorist?
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yes, i lurk here so i can sell my afghani dope to the coolest people I can find, then send the money back to my father, who launders it to the "kade" for 50 cents on the dollar.

it's a good way to make money where I come from considering they kicked me outta school sophomore year of high school.

my real name is unpronounceable. so let's just stick with Gwen.

"Hummus - I freaking love it"
Gwen
 
itt: Memphis posts awesome song lyrics until a MOD stops me.


Lost in smokin mighty reefer
Nigga jus like Colt 45 it works every time
Me and Three 6 Mafia we smoke and ride wit Hypnotize Minds
Nigga roll it up and let's smoke one
HEY! Did somebody say weed
Nigga dats my fiya (fire) I luv it
Puff it every day
Shit if it wasn't for da rifa pleasin
Easin my mind nigga I'd be wildin
Talkin bout a nigga wit a attitude
If I don't smoke then I ain't smilin
I ain't eatin I ain't sleepin
And I ain't fuckin wit no broads
If I ain't weeded
Can't let em stress my mind
I'll get wit ya'll later when I get high
Listen ssss
Hear my brain as it fry
I'm jus like a junky when he get his fix
Nigga be relieved when I get my shit
Ain't nuttin like dat Cali green
Or dat Miami weed
Prefer my trees no stem no seeds
But you got good stress I'll take dat
Smokin chokin ? but eyes wide open
And I'm scopin while I'm tokin
On dis potent shit I'm ready to roll it
 
^^ this guy 8)

hows class goin memph?

thinkin bout selling off some old baseball cards for some extra money, what do yall think bout that idea? i mean i dont use em any more but i always thought it was kool as shit my dad still had all his good cards (entire set of 69 topps) in a shoebox when i was a little kid and started collecting.

do i keep em and plan memories for some child i may or may not have or do i cash in now?

gwencooper said:
yes, i lurk here so i can sell my afghani dope to the coolest people I can find, then send the money back to my father, who launders it to the "kade" for 50 cents on the dollar.

it's a good way to make money where I come from considering they kicked me outta school sophomore year of high school.

my real name is unpronounceable. so let's just stick with Gwen.

"Hummus - I freaking love it"
Gwen
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afghani women cant go to school

LIAR!!!

;)
 
gwencooper said:
I meant to tell you guys, especially Chinks, that I went to the Pitchfork Festival on Sunday from, like 5 - 9. I had a free ticket and met some friends in the heat to catch the last couple of bands- mainly Vampire Weekend who are my buddy's fave band and they sound like Paul Simon's Graceland album if it was done by a 4-piece band full of preppy Harvard Kids.

But before them was a DJ called Arab Music who did DubStep (I had no idea what that even was! But it was pretty cool - practically busted the speakers!). Then he called to the stage....CHIEF KEEF!



So there's like two or three guys in Chief Keef and they do one song - the one Chinky has mentioned a couple of times - "Snitches - I don't like it". Well, here's the fish part. I was CONVINCED he was saying "FISH STICKS - I Don't Like 'Em". And then we all just started making bad jokes:
"assholes in Beemers - I don't like 'em"
"Green Beans - I don't like 'em"
"Cherry Coke - I don't like it"
"Green Haired Dudes- I don't like 'em"
you get the picture. and then earlier tonight I was hanging out with my dealer and I told her I saw Chief Keef and she was all "I love that song" and while we were driving around the neighborhood I told her how I was convinced about the Fish Stick thing and she almost peed in her pants she was laughing so hard. Then we were all:
"My f**king boss - I don't like 'em"
"That guy over there (pointing) - I don't like him"
"Other people's crack - I don't like it"
You get the picture. I'm pretty freaking high, I guess it's pretty freaking obvious as I am rambling.

Gwen, "That chick From Bluelight - I don't like 'er"
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im on the fence about you right now. sometimes i read your posts and im like "what a complete fucking tool" but i must admit thats just because half the time you are co-signing on chinky's shit. other times your posts arent incredibly lame....just kinda lame.

edit: btw, super cool story bro
 
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