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Indian Girl (An Adult Story) - Slick Rick


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Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier, yeah
Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier

Well he's in Indian Town, and what spots his eye?
A nice looking Indian, and honey looked fly
He had to talk because he just couldn't hack it
She wore some moccasins and plus a tough leather jacket
He trotted over and invented a line
He said "Excuse me, um, do you happen to have the time?"
All was on his mind was sex, sex, sex
So she said "Why do ask? You got your own Timex"
To poor old Dave that line was cold blooded
He felt that her ego was way over flooded
She started to laugh and then she started to say
"I'm sorry some times I do get carried away
I didn't mean to like ill treat you
My name is Running Rabbit and I'm glad to meet you"
He said "I'm Dave, with crazy clout"
"Oh you're the one the girls keep talking about
Yeah, you must be, because you look like a winner
Come to my house, we'll discuss it over dinner"

[Singing]
Davy, Davy Crockett, King of the Wild Frontier

Well, he met her father, Big Chief Beretti
He said "What's for dinner?"
"Soup and spaghetti"
The dinner was rotten and he swore he's gonna puke it
He never would have took it if he'd known that he had cooked it
Later on they were chilling, in the bedroom
Sitting at the window looking at the moon
Judging from the mood he swore she was hot
He said "Are you in the mood?"
She said "No I'm not"
From what he believes and from what he gets
When a girl says no, he really thinks she means yes
So, he started touching her and coming out strong
Whispering sweet nothings and singing a song
He said
[singing] "I'm in the mood for love,
simply because you're near me,
funny but when you're near me,
I'm in the mood, don't mean to be rude,
but I'm in the mood for love"
She said "Oh Dave, you've got my poor back hurting
I want you, but first close the curtain"
He closed the curtain and also the doors
The next thing you knew it was off with those drawers

"Take it easy Davy, you're hurting me. Stop"

Well, he was playing with her tits, they were soft not lumpy
And then he cracked the legs like Humpty-Dumpty
He's fucking, sucking, also finger popping
He had, no intention of stopping
Crazy fun, he did not want to leave
His head was between her tits and he could barely breathe
He had to toss, turn, turn, toss
Meanwhile he was riding her with crazy force
She was burning hot, she said "Stop, stop."
He said "Are you talking sex or what?"
I guess she didn't realize what she started
Next thing you knew she was acting retarded
She said to him strangely and kind of merry
"Stop now, or I'll be unable to marry"
He didn't take her warning
He rode her till the morning
He rode that ass till the pussy started yawning

[Yawning sounds]

He said "What? Wait" His dick went weak
It said "Dave, pussies ain't supposed to speak"
He gathered his things he wanted to leave this place
But first he wanted to see the vagina face to face
He opened it up, with his bare two thumbs
He seen crabs with SPEARS AND INDIAN DRUMS!

They's going heya hiya heya hey, hey
Heya hiya heya hey
Heya hey, heya hey
Heya hiya heya hey
Heya hiya heya hey
 
ohline said:
<3

what have you been up to, budday?
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Spring is here so yard work is finally available again. I was really tired of shoveling snow all winter. Just taking it easy otherwise. Drinking some, eating some tryptamines, and smoking a lot. And you?
 
w01fg4ng said:
Spring is here so yard work is finally available again. I was really tired of shoveling snow all winter. Just taking it easy otherwise. Drinking some, eating some tryptamines, and smoking a lot. And you?
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ah, word.

i've just been taking care of family. it's pretty time-consuming.


what kind of tryptamines are we talking, specifically?
 
^ Family is time consuming, and I'm not even married with kids.

The only type I've been doing regularly lately is DMT. Hopefully I will be able to get some mushrooms again this year as well, but I dunno. I kind of lost interest in other trypts after trying DMT.
 
w01fg4ng said:
^ Family is time consuming, and I'm not even married with kids.

The only type I've been doing regularly lately is DMT. Hopefully I will be able to get some mushrooms again this year as well, but I dunno. I kind of lost interest in other trypts after trying DMT.
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it is. especially when they're really old.

DMT is one of the more major players, so that makes sense. i need to get my hands on some trypts. it's been too long.



beer, pizza and fucking awesome fights. you've been good to me, saturday.
 
rearranged said:
That reminds me of a funny story. My wife had a friend who told her that her boyfriend would call her "roast beef " and "meat curtains". The reason she told my wife was to ask her if she knew what it meant. So I ended up getting brought into the conversation to see if I knew what it meant. I about fell to the floor laughing. I had to explain it to her and then she was all pissed about her bg calling her that. I advised her not to tell anyone else about it. Lol
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too funny..
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Yeah, ugly nipples fucking suck. I'm way more of an ass-man than a boob-man but I still love me some nice set of titties of course. I hate it when you get that top off and they're just fucked up nipples. Like damn, you just lost so many points looking at those. Now I know you will never be my girlfriend. I'm not super shallow, but them nips can kill whatever she had goin for her if they're not right..
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thats what im sayin
 
i'm in a good mood due to booze and pounding.


have some nice tits.

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good night social. i sometimes <3 you
 
Fuck this dead place on a sunday.
what's happenin people?


I ended up missing a bachelor party last night, spent a good 12 hours bankaiing my face off yesterday. Feelsgoodman.
I have to start my new job tomorrow as well, I guess it will be an early night for me.
 
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