NASADD Social - The lair of Charlie Sheen

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Tripman said:
Bottom bitch, bottom bitch, I spy a bottom bitch.
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t'is always an honor. us bottom bitches are respectable and moral, per usual

shake said:
girl id provide you with stuff much better than natty ice allday everyday. wanta get married. like fo real.

iam not a cheating man so my first lady would indeed get all the cigar action
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like 211? oh man, if you can provide a steady influx of 211 i'd be yours. fuck a 5.9 alcohol content percentage.
 
ohline you should totally pm me your facebook profile and a pic. i have a feelin you are quite possibly the most awesome chick i know
 
shake said:
ohline you should totally pm me your facebook profile and a pic. i have a feelin you are quite possibly the most awesome chick i know
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my FB profile is specifically family oriented. despite my drunken rants and uncomfortable convos.. it's better that way. even they are not safe.

but if you look at my profile on here you'll get a link for a decent amount of pictures of me.

i suppose i'm decent but either way i'm probably the most awesome chick you could ever know.

haha, i rock.
 
MemphisX3 said:
that line never works.....i have no idea why
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This Memphis kid sure seem like a pathetic nerd.



Ohline, just pass that blow job and lap dance over here. You see, unlike most, puting my penis in your mouth is acctually better than gold. Performing felatio on me has opened the doors to alot of things for alot of people. I have heard of women getting free tickets to Laker's games, to free dinner at a 5 star joint, and even interviews. Performing felatio on me equates into a never ending pay check. Plus you get to witness me performing some of my lines from Major League. This is going to be hot! Just think about it...

You are talking all sexy to me about how much you want to blow me after I inhale huge amount of crack smoke and I come over and blind fold you and tell you to start counting to 10 real sexy like while I prepare for my role. You get down to 2 and you are really hot and bothered I am talking like you just saw my performance in "The Execution of Private Slovik" for the first time....at one i remove the blind fold and you see this
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BAM!


your cock hide out is wetter than Oprah's undertitty in Africa in July. Then you proceed to blow me and before you know it US Weekly, People and all sorts of people want to give you money for interviews just to talk about blowing and fucking me....hold on where was I going with this, eh who gives a fuck, I'm Charlie Sheen.


Adios folks, I have an orgy to go to.
 
Guys, it's raining like a beast here and I saw a frog on my patio door... when I looked at it closer it jumped then I got my sister to try to take a picture since I have no camera/phone of my own... you can't see it in the pictures but it made my 11:30 seeing a frog on the patio door... my sister scared it away though. :(

I wanted to put it in a empty aquarium, genetically mutate it to be like 9 feet tall and just fat as hell and it could be my transportation around town... fuck man, to bad it got away.

Assphace was talking to me when it was happening but wasn't paying to much attention... god damn I miss that frog.

R.I.P Will
(I would of named it Will if I was able to capture it and do all that crazy shit I mentioned earlier)

If he doesn't die tonight I will make it my new life goal to find him and do all that insane shit I typed earlier.

He looked like this but with no green and had a tan-ish camouflage pattern...
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UPDATE: The rain is coming down hard now, probably hard enough to crush his little frog body, I'm going to assume the worst and that Will is never going to be seen again... alive anyway. :(
Will was a good frog, a generous one and very caring... he was there for me since day 1 and was always there to listen... we've been through good and bad times but I'm only going to focus on the goods from here on out. This is the first death I've experienced that really hit me hard and I hope you guys never have to feel the pain I'm feeling right now.
This is a sad start to a new day but I hope things turn around when I wake up... he will never be forgotten.

EDIT2: Assphace is calling me a dork for caring this much, he's never lost a good friend (I hope he never does too!) but if he does, he'll regret those words.
<3
 
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Charlie Sheen said:
This Memphis kid sure seem like a pathetic nerd.



Ohline, just pass that blow job and lap dance over here. You see, unlike most, puting my penis in your mouth is acctually better than gold. Performing felatio on me has opened the doors to alot of things for alot of people. I have heard of women getting free tickets to Laker's games, to free dinner at a 5 star joint, and even interviews. Performing felatio on me equates into a never ending pay check. Plus you get to witness me performing some of my lines from Major League. This is going to be hot! Just think about it...

You are talking all sexy to me about how much you want to blow me after I inhale huge amount of crack smoke and I come over and blind fold you and tell you to start counting to 10 real sexy like while I prepare for my role. You get down to 2 and you are really hot and bothered I am talking like you just saw my performance in "The Execution of Private Slovik" for the first time....at one i remove the blind fold and you see this
NSFW:

ricky-vaughn-tale1.jpg




BAM!


your cock hide out is wetter than Oprah's undertitty in Africa in July. Then you proceed to blow me and before you know it US Weekly, People and all sorts of people want to give you money for interviews just to talk about blowing and fucking me....hold on where was I going with this, eh who gives a fuck, I'm Charlie Sheen.


Adios folks, I have an orgy to go to.
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oh charlie <3


man, drunk me always gets caught up in sexual conversations. if that happened to sober me more frequently life would be halfway interesting.
 
yall need some hobbies. iam trying to decide weither to work on getting a truck iam restoring primed or gettin in the wood shop and designing so picture frames
 
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