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So i got my fingers crossed hopefully my cuz is gettin this strip of acid tonite when he gets off work. Keepin my fingers crossed an hope shit goes down as planned. Havent done acid in close to 2 years now so lookin forward to it haha.

Also, my other cousin she goes to college down in florida (yeah obviously they rich as shit, ya should see the house im at rite now its like a fuckin mansion) well she done get scripted zanax. Hahaha. I borrowed that fuckin bottle haha without her lookin she got a whole fuckin scrip bottle full of .25mg z's. Im like holy fuckin hell i hit the jackpot. I decided to keep half for the next few days ya knw cuz i love that shit. So far so good up in the sticks haha ;)
 
Johnny blue said:
Funny you say that man. This dude I used to chill with years ago got a OUI riding his bike at college. Lol didn't think it was even possible.
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That's fucking beat! I've actually heard of that happening before but come on really? That cop must have hated his fucking life. I was talking about the Gixxer though, not a bicycle lol
 
Ya dude a bicycle. I think it was called a OUI because I assume DUI is only for legit motor vehicles. Anyways he said he was straight up smashed out of his mind and I guess the cop saw him fall over. Still though I'd imagine that most cops who aren't total douchebags would probably give you a ride home at worst but, knowing him he probably mouthed off. Dude lost his license for awhile and everything.
 
Anyone heard from HOL lately? Haven't seen him around in a minute. Hope everything's alright

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What the fuck does OUI stand for?

Operating Under the Influence?
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Yes. Exactly

DUI is driving under the influence, DWI is driving while intoxicated, OUI is operating under the influence. Not sure what the exact difference is between them but yeah they basically all mean you're fucked.

I think it breaks down like- an OUI means you were controlling some moving object when you were fucked up be it a bicycle, lawnmower, moped, something that's not really what you'd typically "drive" like a car.
DWI is specifically for being just drunk behind the wheel. You're intoxicated and you were driving. Busted.
DUI is driving a car under the influence of something in general. You could be a little drunk, on drugs, maybe you took too much cold medicine by a mistake. I know people that have gotten a DUI under the legal limit but because they seemed impaired, I know a dude that got a DUI for smoking a blunt in the car, it can be anything. They're all shitty, not sure of which one carries the worst charge though
 
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Lefty, I tried kangaroo jerky a few days ago. I actually enjoyed it and it vaugly reminded me of venison.

I've never heard of anyone being charged with anything asides from a DUI here. Must vary by location. I know we have a zero tolerance policy thought, so even if you have miniscule amounts of prescribed controlled medications in your system, you can get a DUI. I've never heard of anyone getting anything like that though.
 
I really enjoyed the taste of it. I figured it would be one of those things that was absolutely disgusting, but that wasn't the case.

Not sure if it was an Australian product or what.
 
^ Probably so. I've tried elk, venison, beef, salmon, pork, and some fish jerky made by Pacific Islanders that tasted like shit.

Honestly, kangaroo was close to being number one, perhaps tied with venison.

They were selling rattlesnake meat, but I couldn't get the girl to let me try any of it and it was expensive.
 
I've had rattlesnake before. It was a long time ago though but, I remember it being oily. As far as weird jerky goes I've had ostrich and crocodile. I've had venison jerky too but, I don't consider it too exotic. Anyone ever tried "rocky mountain oysters" (bulls balls)?

Lefty, have you ever had kangaroo meat at all? I've seen it served assome really nice looking steaks on TV. Anyone ever try squirrel, opossum or anything else people might consider road kill more than food? Perhaps some dingo meat lefty?
 
I have eaten plenty of squirrel and rabbit but don't really care for it. I don't eat reptiles.
 
best jerky i have ever had was at the bass pro shop outdoor festival and it was elk. i also tried a shitload of other jerkies like deer, alligator, kangaroo, bison. all of them were good but the elk was the best, very leans yet tasty as fuck.



i have eaten squirrel, it isnt bad at all.


LOL lefty is banned again?
 
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Never had squirrel but, I'd try it. Had plenty of rabbit to the point where I don't consider it odd. Rabbit sucks though. Stringy and gamey about sum it up even in a stew. That's just my opinion and I know people that love it.
 
just got a bundle of "funland" again. this shit is so good. pretty easily the best stuff floating around this state right now, gurarenteed. ive done 2 and i feel great, bout to do my 3rd and final of the night.

my coworker who has a neighbor that is a dopehead and gets us the funland all the time. we got off work and he dropped me off at his apt and hew left with the dude to get the bundles, should have been no more then a hour. so i took a nap on his couch and i woke up about an hour later to his girlfriend calling my phone asking me where the fuck dave is and why his phone is out of mins all of a sudden, when they just put more on the other day. the dude that went with him never has his phone off. well it was off. so his girl and i are freaking out after almost 3 hours. we cant get ahold of anyone. we were calling about 10 different police stations asking about them.

he finally pulls into the parking lot after 3 hours. i was just happy he wasnt locked up. id rather get burned then him get locked up. turns out he called his dude and told him to meet him somewhere then his phone dies and he paid some bitch $10 to use her cell phone cuz they wouldnt let him lol they finally got a hold of the dude and all is good now. shew wee.

im feeling good now.
 
yeah, or to pay your electric bill. the neighbor is using an extension cord thing to run his tv, ac, fridge and charge his phone cuz his electric is cut off so hes using the outside outlet lol. yesterday he aparently did 5 bars and some dope then forgot to charge his phone. my boys phone is paid by the state through his girl, idk how tho but its been messing up. he has to call tommorrow bout that. its both of there faults lol

im high now so fuck it. bout to nod out then go to bed lol then wake up at 5am and do it all over again when i go to work in the morning.
 
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