NASADD Social - for a hooker that bitch sucked dick like a 13yr old virgin

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nowdubnvr6 said:
lol how do you give a B- for not doing the easiest part of growing some quality herbs?
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Because he is the only asshole that attempted the homework assignment. And it is essential to keep a child's self esteem up when experimenting with things. If I gave him the D that it really deserved he'd probably lose all motivation. That is why it's a b- just because of the effort put forth.

MemphisX3 said:
fucking fuzz.

got pulled over yesterday after work for expired tags, had to spend the night in the slammer since suspended DL and they wouldnt give me a bond. got let out ROR this morning. bastards wouldnt let me get an extra mat to sleep on even though there were 0 people in the 6 bed pod i was in....


nowdub do you know about bartlett? the little suburb right outside of memphis? yea thats who picked me up
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That's fucking beat man. Though technically (around here at least) expired plates alone are enough to get you hauled in if they feel like it (though they pretty much never would unless you're a real prick).
I feel your pain though man, I've been in a very similar situation a handful of times.
I fucking hate cops.
 
So the other day i fucked my leg up. Hit my knee an shin an couldnt walk. Whole fuckin leg was numb when i woke up. Typical night of blackin out on zanax. But this was actually serious because i really couldnt fuckin walk. So i call up my boy an he gives me a ride to the patient first. They brought me ina wheelchair. Fast forward they done did xrays an everythin an i ended up gettin a scrip of hydros.

So i was like fuck yeah so i ate them an did a shot an got real fucked up. I walked to the ER because i wanted a second scrip. Fast forward i was there for like two hours. They did the same thing xrays an everythin. Turns out these fuckers where wastin my time cuz the fuckin doctor gave me a scrip of ibuprofen. Man was i fuckin pissed. An that was a huge buzz kill. I told the doctor when he handed it to me i was like "doc, im in real fuckin pain, you cant do anythin better for me?" He just looked at me an said no. So i just fuckin threw the scrip out right in front of him told him thank you for wasting my time and limped the fuck outta there.

So yeah lesson learned next time i fuck my shit up i gotta put ona show. Just cant walk into the ER i really gotta play it. I mean my shit hurt but i didnt think it through. Gotta do the whole falling down thing again.

But, i am goin up to jerzey this weekend to see my cuz. An he knows i go hard so yeah im lookin forward to gettin real fucked up this weekend haha.
 
Oh yeah man, I woke up after a blackout night of drinking and eating bars once to find my hip out of socket. Didn't realize how that happened until about two or three days later I got a brief recollection of that night busting my ass real hard and crawling to my tent, only to wake up and realize that walking was not something I could do without propping myself up...

Was gonna go to the hospital but at the time I had a real cheap morphine connect and realized that would be far better than anything they would prescribe me at the ER and with that morphine I was ale to ride out the next couple days without incident until my hip somehow worked itself back into the socket one night when I was asleep on a wood floor.
 
RecklessWOT said:
Oh yeah man, I woke up after a blackout night of drinking and eating bars once to find my hip out of socket. Didn't realize how that happened until about two or three days later I got a brief recollection of that night busting my ass real hard and crawling to my tent, only to wake up and realize that walking was not something I could do without propping myself up...

Was gonna go to the hospital but at the time I had a real cheap morphine connect and realized that would be far better than anything they would prescribe me at the ER and with that morphine I was ale to ride out the next couple days without incident until my hip somehow worked itself back into the socket one night when I was asleep on a wood floor.
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Hah. That's fucked up.
 
RecklessWOT said:
Because he is the only asshole that attempted the homework assignment. And it is essential to keep a child's self esteem up when experimenting with things. If I gave him the D that it really deserved he'd probably lose all motivation. That is why it's a b- just because of the effort put forth.



That's fucking beat man. Though technically (around here at least) expired plates alone are enough to get you hauled in if they feel like it (though they pretty much never would unless you're a real prick).
I feel your pain though man, I've been in a very similar situation a handful of times.
I fucking hate cops.
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i guess they could do that here but its unlikely. i mean, i figured it out a long time ago....i wear polo and nice clothes so as long as im not like "FUCK YOU PIG" im pretty good to go on damn near any charge. its weird, that small suburb was the police department that gave me problems when i was in my early 20s (sold dope right on the border of that burb and memphis) and they would literally search my car every time i got pulled over. that was 5 years ago, these days they are all "yes sir" and "sorry we had to pull you over" its fucking weird. the other day was the first time i had been to jail in legit 5 years, never thought that would happen i thought i would be in and out my whole life.


nowdub-youre gonna have to fuck with me before you go west
 
Wad up fukkas?

Couldnt wait to get an awesome sleep to then wake up to a mouthful of valium and syringe full of morphine to stick in my arm. All intendes to be administered within a mibute if waking up as i had my shot prepped.

Instead, i got impstient. So i just ate 50mg val and booted the usual 200mg morphine dose i use. High as fuck mayne. Altogethet, within the lasy 15 hours ive banged a gram of morphine n eaten about 125mg valium. I should be face planted on my pillow and drooling, though i have caught a quick nod here n there before snapping back to reality to stay up n high.

So here i am : 0345 and im doped up to my eye lids, appropriately watching The Wire reruns. Unfortunately no weed as im waiting on old mate today. He was around earlier in the day for a visit n went out of his way to track him, dasmd n i a $25 bag just so we could all have a smoke together. He goy rid of th lb and 1/2 he had within a few daya n didny save perso cause reup is tomorrow.

So what to do. What to do in the mean time before i drop out obly to wake up n get high in a sinilar fashion again. One of my alaskanq pipelines which went into hiding for a while bit is now back and twice as big n juicy! Its crazy, crazy good.

Im starting to get all my gardenibg shit in order as plantation time is a few months awzy. Nice little home project to keep me busy n occupied for a while and turning it into my plants babysitter club once its all built, soil turned and top soiled as well as fertilising mix into it. Generally just a pretty little area included into and around the feature plants. The eventual proper gatden will take time but its going draw your attention straight toward it at he peak of its growth, everything in bloom n all that jazz.

But enough of me me me n my talk about everything ME!

How have ALL you guys been while ive been on vacation under a temp ban. Keepin it pretty chill in here by the looks. So now with the BDD social closed guess what? Ill be back in here on a daily basis with alk my original homeboys and gals. If yall cool wid dat.

Anyway, the valium is kicking in while the morphine in full effect along with my doped blabbering typage so ill cut it nao. S'been real for the moment.

Ill be back n forth while im watching The Wire and enjoying this coffee and wee willem cigar im about to light up n smoke propped up in bed.

Adios Amigos. Talk to your sorry assess sooner than later hopefilly and with some luck.

Take care guys.
 
Damn lefty, your typing says it all. Enjoy it for me, been quite a while since I've enjoyed getting all doped up.
Good to have you back around





Lol JB, so it turns out this chick I've started seeing on the somewhat regular is all into anime and shit, and in the sake of actually appearing to take interest in her we got to talking about it because I have no clue about any of that shit at all whatsoever. Along the way she started mentioning names of popular ones to see if I've ever heard of them and she mentioned Bleach and how she's not so fond of it. I told her "Hey I've heard of that one, I know a few guys that think it's pretty cool". I then had to listen to a rant about it and how it just should go away already.
 
Recky be cautious my brother, I swear my ol' lady was put on this earth to see how far I could be pushed before I check into an insane asylum. Why do they have to make the most simple things in life fucked up? Beware all ye who enter a relationship.

Stick with escorts you are not paying for sex you are paying them to leave.
 
Johnny blue said:
Nice man. Sounds like you got yourself a rare and legit nerd chick. Hopefully for you she's into cosplay and has some sexy shit to model for ya.
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Haha I think she is into cosplay thb. She's even going to some big convention in Baltimore in a couple weeks. I'll admit I think it's a little odd but I don't mind one bit I actually think it's kind of cute that she's a nerd but somehow ended up with an insane character like myself.



Welderman said:
Recky be cautious my brother, I swear my ol' lady was put on this earth to see how far I could be pushed before I check into an insane asylum. Why do they have to make the most simple things in life fucked up? Beware all ye who enter a relationship.

Stick with escorts you are not paying for sex you are paying them to leave.
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Oh trust me good sir I am aware of all the dangers of how crazy and unreasonable and downright evil females can get from time to time. I have no intentions of leaving myself with no escape route, I am always cautious and weary of entering such situations.

And that is correct- You don't pay a ho to fuck you, you pay her to leave.
 
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wielding a welding stick welderer dude said:
Stick with escorts you are not paying for sex you are paying them to leave.
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Truest words i ever did read this morning so far.

I dont know how but im STILL awake n kickibg and its already 1030!

Gonna finish sucking this fag off then gonna shower. Then imma take my dry clothes down n put em away n then lay my skinny ass back in bed and continue watching a littke more of The Wire then swutch it up. Todays devoted to TV and movie reruns consudering im too fucked up and sleep depribed.

Question for The Masses! Should i cook myself crepes for breakfast even if breakfast menu has finished n closed. My kitchen n cook stay open all day with the cook on standby 24/7/365. And the cook is I. So suck on some dirty rotten eggs...

...Fuckas!
 
should i go out tonight?


female invited me out, said shes got everything.........i dunno though man, fucking hate going out these days
 
MemphisX3 said:
should i go out tonight?


female invited me out, said shes got everything.........i dunno though man, fucking hate going out these days
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oh man don't make me hit you in your bitch face. Do it.


I fucking hate going out anywhere these days and it's funny because that used to be what I lived for. I'd go out and do whatever I could 7 days a week if I could afford to. Now every time I leave the house I have to talk myself into doing it, but the last handful of times I end up so glad that I did. Had a great time. Gotta start getting out more. Fuck I need a car. Or a headlight and new chain for my bike. (but the bike's probably not so smart cause I enjoy some beverages here and there, much safer being drunk in a car than on 2 wheels)
 
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