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My Whole Motherfucking Life

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LandsUnknown

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Okay, I do not give a single fuck if somebody kicks me off this site for posting shit that people will be grossed out by, but hopefully they won't be. I just gotta to say this shit someplace so I don't give a single fuck. Basically, I just downed a shit ton of stuff and its hitting me hard :) Anyways, before I go off to someplace weird as fuck......... I just gotta say some shit. I loved women all my life. I started spending my time just chasing girls, I wanted to be with them as much as I could. I spent so much time chasing after girls, and I cannot even begin to say how much of my life this is/was. I slept with this one girl, and she was amazed at my ability of going down on her. Like she said that no other guy did it so good, because it was that amazing. Yeah, I'm that good ;) Anyways, that night and morning was awesome :) I felt so amazing, better than if I took some crazy drugs that made me euphoric. It was fucking awesome. Then, I got so fucked up just with a shit ton of edibles that I didn't know it happened while I was high 8o Seriously, I was on a different motherfucking planet like 2 days later............ I only had weed but there were all crazy colors and visions and shit. I took like 1-2 grams of dank edibles, tripped my nuts off for some reason. Then, I came to my senses during it when I saw the curl of the bed from when I banged that girl :) I literally saw the shit move, and I closed my eyes and felt my head dive into a massive vagina that was like the world or some shit. I'm fucked up as hell now, so this all might sound mad weird. I just took some kinda weird pills that supposedly make u trip? The shit's probably working too, because I'm feeling pretty whack and weird =D Anyways, sometimes I kinda wanna blow some of my friends. Like I can't really help it, but I love women....... and I find them incredibly attractive. However I can't help it, and if they let me...... I'd do it in a heartbeat :) Like I just sometimes think about just shoving my head down there. It's weird, I like girls but I seriously wouldn't mind if I woke up with my throat bruised as fuck from doing this shit. I just find myself thinking about shoving the whole thing down my throat and shit and choking on it and shit. Like I just thought about doing that all the time =D I can't fucking help myself for better or worse. It's weird like I think about this shit, but I think about fucking basically every girl I meet. Like whenever I see a girl that's hot I just can't help myself but think about fucking her hard as hell. I'm mad good too like I said. The time I lost my virginity, the girl said that she didn't even believe I was a virgin just because I was so fucking good. She said I was the best I ever had........ and that was my first time =D The idea of this just completely turns me the fuck on. Then again, I don't think I am gay because I think about fucking girls all the time. Plus, I couldn't be gay. I'm no pussy. I've fought guys like 3 times my size and won. If anybody fucks with me, you're fucking done bitch! Seriously, I could kick anybody's ass because I have a black belt in marital arts plus I'm a fucking natural. I punched a tree once like a few months ago, and the whole bark just got stripped right of......... because I am that powerful 8o In my martial arts classes for one of my belts, I had to fight 3 guys at once........ and I kicked all their asses at the same time, like fucking superman. I'm literally that powerful. I also have some genius ideas, and I think that if people listened to me......... the world's problems would be solved. Please PM me for more info :)

I told my folks I'm bi, because I really wanted to blow some of my friends and I couldn't take keeping my sexuality a secret........ like I wanted to do it bad........ I literally had to leave my one friend's house on a shroom trip because I couldn't help myself from thinking about doing it. I just walked home tripping my ass off because I couldn't help myself from thinking about doing that. My folks seemed to be basically okay with me making my own choices about this, but they said they were a unsettled by what I told them. It didn't go so bad though, they didn't disown me or anything....... and I spent Christmas with them :) They got me some good stuff, and I got them some things. Things went basically fine even though they said they found it kind of unsettling that I'm not straight. They said they love and support me whoever I am with, so it didn't go too bad. They have assured me of this, so I guess everything is okay. We spent Christmas together, and everything seems totally fine and as usual. Things really seem totally fine and all at home. They don't seem to have any serious problem with what I told them......... but I'm moving out soon anyways but only because I am tired of getting high off shit in the medicine cabinet. Like I want some real drugs for once =D Plus, I got shit on track to get a decent job....... so decent job+decent drugs+fuck whoever I want whenever I want= motherfucking heaven =D
 
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is this a question? cos i'm gonna close it. yes you are bisexual and quite grandiose too...

literally reads like some form of mania- what were you on?
 
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