I missed American Idol last night, my DVR did not record it. I got home late because I looked at every mosquito preventative there is on the market....I bought 7 different varieties...it's my goal NOT to get bit by those little nasty fuckers this summer. They are so disgusting.....mini little fucking vampire things. What if this were pre-historic times??
Anyway, I got home, the fucking DVR wasn't doing it's job, AGAIN, all I saw is Crystal's last performance.
Okay.... she's got some pipes on her, but fuck, if I was on Idol, I woulda bought some Crest White strips by now...... damn, girl! I'd do anything to have perfect teeth myself......just saying.
So I searched half the night for Lee's performances, who by the way, I hope wins.
It's like some secret society or something. I can never find that night's performance. Why????
And to top off my night, I ran outside quick to see why my brand new solar light wasn't working..... I got bit by a fucking mosquito.
Anyway, I got home, the fucking DVR wasn't doing it's job, AGAIN, all I saw is Crystal's last performance.
Okay.... she's got some pipes on her, but fuck, if I was on Idol, I woulda bought some Crest White strips by now...... damn, girl! I'd do anything to have perfect teeth myself......just saying.
So I searched half the night for Lee's performances, who by the way, I hope wins.
It's like some secret society or something. I can never find that night's performance. Why????
And to top off my night, I ran outside quick to see why my brand new solar light wasn't working..... I got bit by a fucking mosquito.