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My Two Sons (and a daughter)

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TDogge

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I'm going to share a wonderful story with you all. I'm me, my wife is TBA, and our kids are Adderall, Oscar-Cottin, and Ambien. My wife and I don't have to work because our children bring in more than ample income.
I'm going to tell you about each of my three kids, and also why these three kids are the best to have around.
Adderall is a good kid, but he's often very immature. I know it seems ironic, but my son Adderall helps me with schoolwork, partying, and sex. Recently, my son took a vacation. I was crushed. I quickly realized the extent to which I rely on Adderall, especially for schoolwork.
My other son, Oscar-Cottin, or "O.C." for short, is by far my favorite son. He makes me so happy. There are days when I'm in the worst mood and I'll hang out with Oscar for a little while. Before long, I feel like a whole new person. I like to have Oscar with me at all times--he is my "all-purpose" son.
My lone daughter, Ambien, is truly a gem. Although she complains about not being as popular as other girls like Valium and Xanax, I feel like she is the best in her class. The only way I can spend an entire day with Adderall and then be able to fall asleep at night is to spend a few minutes before bed with Ambien.
But in all seriousness folks, if all(except three) of the drugs of the world were to disappear, these three could be the ones you keep around. The speed/oxycodone combo is heavenly, and ambien is absolutely essential for inducing sleep when it's six AM and you're wishing you hadn't taken those second, third, or fourth adderall pills.
 
you're fucked.
where's your daughter 'crystal'?
have you yet forgotten so quickly about her presence?
or is she not good enough,
as all the other 'children' are.
keepin it a secret, eh?
 
Now this post is sheer brilliance.
Much respect, and yes, while I haven't had the opportunity to try Oxycodone yet, I'm sure it will present itself, and it can't come fast enough for me. ;)
Amphetamines, Opiates, Benzos.
Now isn't that what life is all about?
-plaz out-
 
I love your fucking family. I want in, & I wish i was half as fucked up as you were hammer...
 
Sure, but life on drugs is more
The next time I run into one of the many high school drop outs I knew that was more concerned with smoking pot and partying than trying to go foward with life and ask them what they're doing and they tell me the same thing they were doing five years ago working the same bullshit job and still living at home, I'll remember that.
The next time I'm in the city and some homeless junkie harrasses me for change, I'll remember that.
The next time I see some goofball suburban raver with no concept of fashion trying to bring back "neon" all the while talking in broken english that would offend anyone who actually lived in the inner-city, I'll remember that.
The next time I see some ultra-hip frat jock who's bragging about the pills he downed with his beer last weekend justifying his drug use because he's getting by banging out B's and C's and he's taking care of himself thanks to the fact that mommy and daddy are paying for everything including his beer and drugs, I'll remember that.
What a fucking joke.
Reality check: for most people, drugs serve as nothing more than excuse for a bunch of idiots to sit around somewhere laughing at things that really aren't all that funny.
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The next time I see some ultra-hip frat jock who's bragging about the pills he downed with his beer last weekend justifying his drug use because he's getting by banging out B's and C's and he's taking care of himself thanks to the fact that mommy and daddy are paying for everything including his beer and drugs, I'll remember that.
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Me and all my friends at ASU appreciate your thoughts, SC :)
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Originally posted by SovietContin:

The next time I run into one of the many high school drop outs I knew that was more concerned with smoking pot and partying than trying to go foward with life and ask them what they're doing and they tell me the same thing they were doing five years ago working the same bullshit job and still living at home, I'll remember that.
Holy shit Soviet... seriously, it was a joke. I'm not some candyraver fucking kid living off mommy and daddy. I have a phd in physics (fusion plasma physics if you're interested) from Berkeley, which I paid for myself. I've been out of school for over 5 years (I only took 5 years to get my master and phd). Is that enough credentials for you? I can send you my publications list if you need it? But why? I don't know, I thought it was funny- I was pretty fucked up when I read the comment about more to life than drugs- NO SHIT! I got a chuckle writing what I did. Has humor suddenly vaporized? Sarcasm? Something?!?!
Just chill for a bit next time. It shouldn't be all so serious around this place, sorry for trying to inject some levity.
Drugs have giving me a lot in life- drugs have taken quite a bit as well. They can be a tool, and they can be nothing more than a big fat blanket to hide behind. It's all fluid, all changing. My eyes are open. I like to sit back and hide sometimes. Others, I like to search something out, try and get deeper into nothingness than usual. Sometimes, I like just getting fooked up. Big deal.
doc
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