My sweet potato head

[Mr. Potatoe Head]

Oh my sweet potato head.
What would I do without thee.
I love you more than anyone but myself.
You my love, are convincing me to break it off with my mistress.
Oh I would do anything for you (almost).
If you and I were the last potatos on earth and we were starving, I would gladly eat you.
This is how much I love you my sweet.
Your lovely voice is music to my ears most of the time.
When you get annoying, our love is so strong that I can bitch slap you and tell you to shut up and you'll still love me.
I cannot see myself without you right now, but in the future who knows.
Thank you my sweet potato head for making my life so much better for now.
I will never forget what you have done for me, well I won't forget for at least a week.

Your fine ass true love,
Mr. Potatoe Head

 

[brownman]

Ahh Sweet Potato, that was awesome. I am sure your little tater tot really appreciates those great wonderful words.

Brownie

 

[ShaDDoW]

Not bad... for a potatoe.

-ShaDDoW

 

[day_for_night]

i laughed HARD after reading that! good stuff

 

[Mellabopper]

hahahahahaaa
damn that was nice

Mella
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"damn the man, save the empire!" - empire records
Corruption is key.

 

[ice-9]

 

[soulfly]

classic