"My New Girlfriend Asked Me . . .

[L O V E L I F E]

My new girlfriend just asked me if she was hotter than my previous girlfriend.

So I told her:

"Of course, Sweetheart!

It's NOT even close!

She was THAT ugly!"

 

[pamalamadingdong]

haha what did she say when you told her that?

 

[L O V E L I F E]

If, hypothetically, she existed, and, if hypothetically, she got the joke, she would have laughed.

 

[Ravr]

^ You're hypothetical