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my grandmother wants to try pot...

If she really wants to go thru with it then just make sme cookies with cheap shwagg. use about a half oz to a half pound of butter. or even use a whole pound of butter since its grandma. I would really suggest half pound should be fine.
 
make her a bottle of weed milk, use like a gram of some good weed, or more even.

in liquid form she could just sip that shit all day. nobody said she has to drink it all at once :), and if it works out well you wont even have to worry about dose, do it the same everytime and let her guage how much to drink based on how shes feeling.

thats how id do it...
 
I think Garbage's idea seems good. But it wouldn't necessarily have to be milk. or use anywhere near a gram for granny! If she took little bites of a cookie that could work too. Ive done the same thing with poppy tea.

But that'd be harder with a cookie, well, because its a cookie. i know id eat it all right away.

Keep in mind what a dose for your mom may be, may be half of for your grandma. shes old and very weak. it could make it exponentially stronger with chemo and such.

Hopefully you don't paralyze your mom haha. Although im sure she can handle it.
 
Garbage said:
make her a bottle of weed milk, use like a gram of some good weed, or more even.

in liquid form she could just sip that shit all day. nobody said she has to drink it all at once :), and if it works out well you wont even have to worry about dose, do it the same everytime and let her guage how much to drink based on how shes feeling.

thats how id do it...

best idea. if she sips coffee still pour it in some maybe
 
I think this is a terrible idea

Come on man,, who knows how to say an old person or anyone would react to cannabis their first time...

Hell it could be disastrous...

i guess tell her to have the xanax saved up she might needed it if she freaks
 
Extreme reactions to cannabis? I think not.

My experience has been entirely healthfull. Speeds up the heart a little. But then comes the euphoria. End of life- Cannabis is the best thing I can think of.
Maybe I'm biased since I have successfully grown the stuff. I have seen it's beauty.
 
If she had a psychotic episode you really should check first if she's on any sort of psychotropic medication, eg. antipsychotics or such. If so, I would, under no circumstance, give her some dope.

You say she's too weak to walk around, but you can take her home with you?
Then it's probably preferrable to get her high in your house, as you already stated.
But the question remaining is simply if it's a good idea to drug her up using benzos just for her to be able to get stoned.

What about her asking her physician for synthetic THC capsules? I mean, she doesn't get high off them, but I guess they would also stimulate her appetite..
 
Administrating it orally is much more difficult to do for someone with no experience, not to mention it lasts a lot longer. Because of this, if at all possible have it vaporized or smoked. As mentioned earlier, it's probably best if she take some xanax before hand because not only can marijuana cause anxiety (or moreso amplify anxiety), the fact that she's going to try it could cause anxiety in itself. Also, have her take very small hits at a time, mainly to minimize the chance of respiratory discomfort, but also to better titrate the dosage since without a prior knowledge of the feeling of being "high," it's often hard for people to know how they're feeling with regards to it. Also remember that the effects of marijuana escalate for some time (around 5-10 minutes usually) after it is smoked.

In your house is ideal, since it's a comfortable environment. Since you said she might have a hard time with the smoke, you can either get a vaporizer, or you can use something like a bubbler and put a very small amount in the bowl, so she's inhaling mostly air. Smoke is irritating because of it's particulate density and because it's heat. By using a bubbler, you can keep the heat down with the water and ice, and by putting very little in the bowl (much less than is needed in the beginning, just to test your grandmother's tolerance to small amounts of smoke), you can most likely get it to work. Note that one of the reasons smoke is irritating because it has a lot of particles in a small amount of space. Everyone can inhale a limited density of particulate matter without any discomfort. What's important is finding out an effective amount that is still comfortable for your grandmother.


Thus, smoking or vaporizing is highly recommended. Once she understands the feeling and if she is comfortable with it, then you can make it into food.
 
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i was making brownies once and an older friend (early 50s) ate a tiny corner of one and was pleasantly, and suprisingly stoned. i would give your grandmother the smallest amount possible. best of luck to you man i really hope it works out for you youre a good person for spreading the love
 
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