"My Girlfriend Is A Star . . . "

[L O V E L I F E]

My girlfriend is a star-fucker.

Obviously.

Before she met me,

She had sex with Eminem on his private jet at 42,000 feet.

She's in the Eight Mile High Club.

 

[Caroline]

Ha!
good times, good times.

 

[undead]

i'm not as keen on this one as much as some of the others. i like the "obviously" part if you mean it the way i read it, but the eminem part seems too straight forward to me.