"My Girlfriend Got A Yeast Infection . . . "

[L O V E L I F E]

My girlfriend got a yeast infection.

So, of course, I headed straight to the drug store to pick up some Monistat, in order to cure my dear lass's ailment.

And on the outside of the box of the medication, they had a stern warning:

"DO NOT HAVE VAGINAL INTERCOURSE WHILE USING THIS MEDICATION!"

I say:

"What's with all the negativity, Monistat?!"

They could have given the exact same warning, but in a positive way:

"Oral And Anal ONLY!"

 

[Mehm]

LOL! This is probably my favorite one I've seen you post :D

 

[TheDeceased]

maybe add the words "something like" before the last line, for flow...

otherwise nice work, made me laugh

 

[slimvictor]

Funny.
I liked it.

 

[lostNfound]

HAHAHA!
I laughed, good show.

 

[izzy66]

HAHAHAHA!

"So, of course, I headed straight to the drug store to pick up some Monistat"

but of course
thanks for the smiles, lovelife.
-izzy

 

[leiphos]

This is pretty damn funny. Good voice and good structure. The title is so fucked up it forces people to read the whole thing. We learn a lot in very few words. I wonder if this is all of it. The punchline is awesome and maybe there could be a few more - or a longer setup for the joke. I'd imagine it being 3x longer, or maybe just a sentence or two longer. Who knows. I loved it and I want to read more.

 

[lil angel15]

Classic.

Thanks for the smile L O V E L I F E.

 

[L O V E L I F E]

Told it in front of a (rare combination in a comedy club of) SMART *AND* OPEN-MINDED crowd last night, and it KILLED!

Thanks much for the feedback, guys - much appreciated!

- LL