My Cousin Is A Cheesy Salesman Of Ladies' Footwear . . .

[L O V E L I F E]

My cousin is a cheesy salesman of ladies' footwear,

And he also just happens to be dyslexic.

The other day,

After an encounter with a prostitute,

He said:

Nice fuck!

Want shoes?!

 

[expothead]

except dyslexics don't have trouble with talking. just reading and writing. (that's called a plot hole)


nice try tho.

 

[Mehm]

I think it would be just as funny without the dyslexic bit. Good joke though

 

[RedLeader]

Edit: Wait, that's not quite right either.

I will be back to this; it's going to be bugging me all night. There is so much potetial here...just gotta figure it out.

 

[TheLoveBandit]

And I felt like *I* was the comedy-grammar nazi

 

[RedLeader]

Not really the same joke:

"My little cousin just got his first job as a salesman of ladies footwear...

But sometimes he doesn't know when to stop...

Like the other night I overheard a stripper telling him he needed new boxers...

And he told her she needed new shoes..."

Okay 5/10, but that's all I got now.