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Mustard covered stained glass tufted tit-mouse nest

Pit. Soap company. Call that bitch on her consolidated masterpiece, because there's not a czar in the world who could possibly understand the complexity of my extra sensory perception either. The easiest alternative I can think of is to just buy a dog and name it Rumplestilzkin. Fry it up when the time is right and don't ever forget why you were placed on this planet. Ouch, that hurt. Stop conversing and start to emanate.
It feels much gooier. Squish squish, I love sprinkles in the daytime.
 
This is a scene from RENT, the musical. I have been reciting it ALL DAY, and I don't know why. My days at work are quiet, so I can hear the voices in my head pretty loudly. I need to release, so here goes:
"Last night, I had a dream. I found myself in a desert called...Cyberland. It was hot. My canteen had sprung a leak, and I was....thirsty. Out of the abyss walked a cow- Elsie. I asked if she had anything to drink and she said 'IIII AM FORBIDDEN....to produce MILK. IN CYBERLAND, we only drink Diet Coke (Diet Coke, Diet Coke)'
She said 'Only thing to do is jump over the moon.'
They've closed everything real down, like barns and troughs and PERFORMANCE SPACES...and replaced it all with all the lies and rules and virtual life. But there's a way out---
(leap of faith, leap of faith, leap of faith leap of faith)
Only thing to do is jump ohhhhhver the moon.
I gotta get out of here! It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilzer and fuel oil, pushed over a cliff by a suicidal Mickey Mouse. I've got to got to got to got to find a way...
to jump ohhver the mooon.
(There's more but I don't really remember...just had to get this out of my head)
 
Vision swallowing behind explanation driven up from the below and down from the above engulfing my space and protruding the outer limits of the path...
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"Ecstasy. The perfect word. No other could have described what I was experiencing right then and there. Beyond words. The entire message was contained in a scream and the most intense smile my face had displayed in ages....
I felt like hugging everybody."
-Freedom Freak
 
cookies and cream stuck to the roof of my watering mouth after a night of discussing the corruption involving 3 openminded closet criminals who coincidentally met in a parking lot after hours to admire the scenery
 
Hey....
i take offense to that last thought..sigk...
hahahaha...
Tire irons that hold up the world to which we know nothing about and the curtains that cover it up tell us the story of our existence....bogus....we should have ventian blinds so we have control over what we want to see...reality...the blinds open or.....whatever our minds create as our miniature reality...flipping the blinds down....and using it as our movie porjection screen...use it well...for this one is strong with the hanging capibilties...
 
FLabbergasted eightball sunk in the wrong pocket mistakely by an E.Y. wanna-be in an Elvis coustome smoking a cigar...
Inspired by tonight...
Hey Everyone...guess how many beans are in this jar and you win a prize...
...but there's no beans in the jar, sir...
I know...i know...(as a tear rolls down his cheek)...i know...
It was a great night otherwise..
Thanks sigk...
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"Ecstasy. The perfect word. No other could have described what I was experiencing right then and there. Beyond words. The entire message was contained in a scream and the most intense smile my face had displayed in ages....
I felt like hugging everybody."
-Freedom Freak
 
"articulate land mines converse, ride the inverted pie crust"
i think there's something in that for all of us
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-Av
 
The giant cucumber rabitt from Mars who despises french fries and eats soap whilst watching Jay Leno, masturbating and humming Yankee Doodle Dandee did nothing when indeed I reached over and grabbed his dandy doodle to take a lick of the cola seeping from his pickled drooping pores. He liked the way it smelled, for it reminded him of rosebudding fish swimming in the Maytag and mayhem of pandemonium after watching Alice tumble down a rabitt hole...which was really a black hole into the corner of my mind.
and that's not all....
 
ROTFLMAO at calyandra...hehe that's so funny, how do you get those smileys to do that?
Ok, look, I've got some serious brain fartage happening right now so.....
this is about as good as it's gonna get tonight:
pen and the bottle cap jump into the wrapper and enjoy a night of greasy chip residue
 
Trippy Treceratops Tip-Toe Through The Turbulent Times Touching Twice Twiddled Terrain Toppled Thrice To The Top Twenty-Two Times Tickling Though Twarted Twelve Tenths Thimes To The...
Ty
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"Ecstasy. The perfect word. No other could have described what I was experiencing right then and there. Beyond words. The entire message was contained in a scream and the most intense smile my face had displayed in ages....
I felt like hugging everybody."
-Freedom Freak
 
Sit down, gather round. Here's a story for all to enjoy, in hopes to make someone's day a little happier.
Love you all, my friends.
-SigK
"A magic bean?" asked Mugsy.
"Don't worry, just throw them down the hole. I have harvested these kinds before, and you won't be disappointed. I promise." said Qwert. "You will be glad that you listened to me."
"Ok, Qwert. I trust you, friend."said Mugsy.
Time passed and the wind quickened, light flickered through the leaves. The beans had grown, grown to the sky. Mugsy and Qwert threw their heads back and squinted toward the light, barely able to make out the top of the stalks. Jumping up, almost falling, Mugsy picked some more of those beans and put them in his pocket.
Mugsy turned to his friend, and placing an arm around her shoulder, looked up at the sky and exclaimed "They really are magic! How can I ever thank you, friend? I feel happy again, happy like I haven't felt in years! The pain that has been endured suddenly has no meaning. Oh, Qwert..." tears began to stream down Mugsy's fat little cheeks. "Qwert, this is the best day of my life." Qwert turned to Mugsy. Whiping a stream away from her own cheek, as she choked back her own tears of joy, she whispered,
"I'm glad Mugs. I just gave you the magic, though. You believed. And you ran with it. Now you know the secret."
ps....GlowingTyBud....^gasp^....is Dr. Suess???!!!
hehehehehehehehe
 
"Ape shit..." grumbled Pilo, "Ape shit to the moon!!!!" Bob thinks to himself...What kind of a name is Pilo!?!?!..."Maybe you should take a deep breath and try again." Bob calmy said to Pilo..."Its no use," Pilo exclaimed exhausted, "why try." Bob wonders himself why Pilo trys so hard to reach an unattainable goal. "It's not unattainable, nothing is...Unattainable is a word for quitters." Pilo composes himself, and tries again. Bob looks away not wanting to see the disappointment on Pilo's face when he fails again. "Wait...how did Pilo hear what i was thinking!?!?!"... "Why? Why do i keep trying? Shouldn't I have learned by now..." Bob turns back around and see's that Pilo is now sitting on the ground staring at a flower..."Why do you look beyond all that around you and set your goals so high?" Bob asks Pilo...."I dont know....I see the beauty in the flower but still i look past it and look to the stars as if they are long lost friends waiting for me to catch up..." A puzzled look comes over Bob's face. "But if they were such good friends, why didnt they wait up for you? If they were really good friends they would have waited up for you..Im I right?" That same puzzled look now graces Pilo's face.."I guess your right...man, this weed kicks ass...wanna go to mcdonalds now?" A sudden smile comes across Bob's face.."Yeah..now get out of my mom's garden and lets go..im driving." Pilo gets up and plucks the flower out of the garden to remind him that.....ummmmmmmm I forgot.....Oh yeah..Mc Donalds...
.....to be continued, but probably not
p.s. shhhhhhhhh...sigk...i dont want everyone to know...:P
 
there's no more milk, but last night, amidst drowning my fears and flying through the sky, I came to realize that it's okay....there are so many choices. Like going to the store and buying a blueberry pie.
Or drinking diet coke. Or making curtains. Or doing a cartwheel after sex. Ha! shocking.
 
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