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Mushrooms- Experienced -Trippin at 35,000 feet

jorder1010

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NOTE: As this is a harm reduction site, I highly advise anyone from doing this, especially if you are new to mushrooms or just drugs in general.


I believe the idea came to me while I was smoking a blunt on my roof the night before I was going to fly to San Fransisco. I had been planning on bringing shrooms on the plane for awhile but, due to a series of strange events, I had gotten more shrooms than I had expected and thought "Why the hell not?" (Which is not the best thing to think to yourself while baked, especially when it implies to tripping on a plane). So I put the blunt out and fall asleep. Fast forward a few hours.

I wake up, get dressed, and finish off the rest of the blunt. On the way to the airport, I start munching down 1.75 grams with peanut butter and a waffle (i highly recommend this if you do not like the taste of mushies).

I start to feel the effects of the mushrooms as we are standing in line to get checked by security. Btw, this is when the security had been raised to "Orange" due to some asshole trying to bring liquid explosives on a plane, as the voice on the intercom kept constantly reminded me. I still remained relaxed, and even a little giggly, despite having the rest of the shrooms on me.

We finally get to the damn metal detector, I walk through, and DING DING DING. Fuck. I step back through the detector and take out the Dentyne Ice packet that I forgot had tin foil in it. I walk through again and DING DING DING. What. The. Fuck. "Sir, please step over here. Sit here. *walks away*. Sir, stand right here *points to a mat with shoe outlines painted on it*. How old are you?"
By this point I'm really feeling the shrooms and it takes me a good 15 seconds for me to realize he's even talking to me.

He starts waving the metal detector wand thing all over and whaddya know? The damn wand goes off right around my crouch, where I had stashed the shrooms. In my very confused, disoriented mindstate I actually thought for a second that shrooms might have something in them that attracts metal 8) It turns out that it was just my damn belt buckle and he finally let's me go after he pats me down (thank GOD i hid them in my boxers).
After we walked passed the State Police AND a dog, which initially was my only concern (i'm guessing it was a bomb dog), we finally arrive on the plane.

About an hour later I start peaking and look outside (got a window seat %)). The view was amazing and mind blowing. I didn't get many visuals, but it was fucking badass. Which is the only real word that can sum up tripping on 1.75 g of good mushrooms at any time (for me, anyways). just... badass.
I had a little bit of a mindfuck, which mostly just consisted of thinking of clever, ironic, things about the state of the world (among other things) which would send me into fits of laughter.

By the time we landed I was pretty much coming down so I ate a couple xanax which (extremely) helped to level out the tryptamine "waves" I usually get with mushrooms.

All in all this was a very interesting and eventful trip. I realize that a lot of people would say I'm nothing short of a fucking retard for doing this, but I would most likely do it again but maybe even on a higher dose (i say "maybe" because i had tripped about 10 days before, which i think probably had an effect on the intensity of the trip).

Again, I do not recommend doing this, but if you are an experienced tripper curious about tripping on a plane, it was a lot more pleasant than you would think. I usually like to walk around when tripping and was not uncomfortable at any time on the plane, probably because I was walking around the airport during the come up. Also, the weed helped a lot with the nausea.

Well, that's the story for my mile-high ....high
 
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Shulgin did the same thing with 2c-b, heh. He swore to never do it again, though.
 
holy shit you must have a lot of balls to stay calm when airport security almost touches the shrooms you have on you. sounds cool to look down on the world on mushrooms. good read
 
Thats a really wicked story and I'm glad you made it safe.

Recently I moved from my home town in Ontario out to Saskatchewan, so I was up late having a send off party with my friends. Of course I got pretty damn drunk, smoked alot of weed, and did my fair share of coke, Until I realized it was getting pretty late and I had to make my 6AM flight, so a couple friends of mine dove me the 2 hours to the airport, all the way still drinking beers, doing lines and smoking bowls....and let me tell you, that was the most uncomfortable flight I've ever been on.
 
Oh I bet if someone I knew had a private plane it would be so much fun to trip while they flew about. That way you wouldn't have to worry about folks on the plane and you could take a higher dosage.
 
The security part of this reminded me of a funny story with my girlfriend. She was flying down to see me and got put into advanced security screening and they made her sit there for about 15 minutes before anyone came over and screened her and then she missed her flight literally by seconds. She watched them close the door and she got there and they said they can't open it after that.

Next flight was like 4 hours later in the day. So, she had her Mom come pick her up and take her home and she put like 1/2 an ounce of weed in her panties. She originally wasn't going to bring any (I wasn't smoking weed at the time) but she was so pissed that she wanted to bring it.

They advanced screened her again and she got on her plane.

Pretty funny.
 
UnfortunateSquid said:
I have had it with these motherfucking shrooms on this motherfucking plane!!!

Sorry, someone had to say it. =D

lol!

cool story, I've always wanted to take a low dose of lsd on a plane trip.
 
UnfortunateSquid said:
I have had it with these motherfucking shrooms on this motherfucking plane!!!

Sorry, someone had to say it. =D



hahahahah

yeah, unfortunatley i didnt get any visuals of snakes. would have been very awesome though!
 
wow pretyy ballsy of you to do that kind of hsit. congrats on doing waht you set out to do thou. Thats rly the best part.
 
Im already clenching my knuckles enough when I fly, I dont know if i could handle being on any psychedelic substance (besdies weed) without freaking =D . Xanax is my friend on such trips.

Glad you didnt get caught
 
lol i was thinking about taking mushrooms and boarding my plane a couple weeks ago. never got around to it though.
 
The next time i go on a plane, i want to eat a big dose of hash cookies well before i even enter the airport...

thanks for sharing
 
I would probably give it a try too, but I wouldn't eat them till I was walk walking into the terminal, and I for sure wouldn't have any on me. That must've been nuts! Glad you made it to the Bay okay!
 
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