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Mushrooms (1 gram) - Experienced - quality over quantity.. TRIPPout!

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quality over quantity-a one gram mushroom TRIPPout

ok i gatta tell u guys about the nuttyest mushroom i ever sampled,thats right mushroom.

these things were totally fuckin crazy,i bought 2 grams from my buddy for ten bucks which was better than the one gram he usually sold for 10 bucks to others of these mushrooms,dont think i was getting ripped off cuz i usually buy 6 grams of good mush for 15 bucks off this kid but these crazy insane mushrooms were fucked up.

i ate one gram and saved the other one for later but ended up hooking my buddy up when i realized i was trippen balls on top of that i had just shared my thc crystal with the boys i was chillen with and we were sitting inside a theatre watching some dumb movie that i didnt understand.

anyways i was just chillin watchin the movie just being really fried from the pure thc i just toked with my 4 buddies(2 of them were little bitches and one was a chill kid)then all of a sudden i go from sober fried to tripping my ass off in a matter of a minute.everything started flashing florescent blues and reds and all sorts of shit and just as this is happening theres a guy in a hospital bed in the movie who just got fucked uop from somekinda shoot out laying there and some other crazy tool walks in with a huge ass gatling gun or somekinda huge machine gun and just started boomin rounds into this poor sucker and hes just gettin fucked up blood and guts flying all over and i alctually see guts and blood flying from this guy in a bed all the way out the screen and down to the floor and audience and i coulda swore it was happening.

after this intense come up that couldnt have lasted more than 2 minutes i was in a complete world of moving shit,peoples faces were bubling and dripping off the screens and sounds were going all crazy high pitched then barney style then to somekinda trolls voice then reall deep and slow to pitched again.so i decided to punch my pop bottle sitting in the cup holder in front of me and my buddy whos starting to trip just starts going crazy laughin all nuts at what i did and then he points out one of the lil bitches that greened out from my thc and i laughed and stuck some liquorice up his nose and drew a pecker on his face with black jiffy(i kno im a real asshole:p)this was the kid who was hookin up the ride later on LOL

after havin some fun being all tripped out,more fucked up iv ever been off of one gram of mush,the movies suddenly ends and lights turn on and people start standing up.im thinkin holy shit whats going on omg i gatta move holy fuck this is nuts.so i stand and start walking which feels so weird since i havnt moved in like 2 hours.so i get outside and some fucked up thought in my mind makes me think that everyone around me is fucked up and high like i am and this tripps me out.

we walk down to wendys to get a ride from pecker face(LOL he doesnt even kno at this time)and we get into wendeys and i realize i probably look so fucked out of me tree right now(if i even smoke a joint i look like im on crack so when im on shrooms i look tweaked right out)i walk into wendys and walk down the ilse to pecker faces mom with huge ass pupils and a big dumb insane look on my face,as im walkin to the end table all the way thru the restaurant i can see every bodys eyes grows about 4 inches and just stare looking in my direction which is a totaly paranoid trip out but im to fucked up to really stress about it.we get to pecker faces mom and she and her little girl just look at us in amazement at how stoned and fucked we looked and didnt really say much but i could tell we were atracting attention because of the little girls actions(kids dont hold back they just say what they think and dont give a shit)

we hadda wait a couple minutes while pecker face talks to his mom so me and the other tripper just sat there staring around starting to really stress since theres so many people in wendys and its so bright and theres so much noise and activity we didnt know what to do and on top of that we look like were preatty fucked up.i was staring at the carpet and the designs start swirling and going all crazy climbing up chairs and going onto the tables and peoples faces.i was getting way to overwhelmed at this point and was ready to break and run outside and just get away.

so we finally go into this piner ass car packed full,i think it was a firefly but it seemed alot smaller.we start rippen down the road and im totally trippin on this thinking that were flying and aboput to go over the edge(if any of u have been to kelowna bc u would know what the highway is like going from westbank to peachland)the road goes along big ass mountains and theres a huge drop over the edge of the road for the whole 20 minute drive
and im starting to stress again.the little fuckin girl is constantly staring at me and the other tripper giving us weird looks since we prolly look really fucked up and i just felt like ripping her head off and throwing it out the window and just saying it was an accident but that was just a trippy thought.

we got the pecker faces house and started chillin and i was sitting there still tripping my ass off ,everything was moving his ceiling was shifting left right back and forth with a florescent green and blueish tint which was really cool and we listened to bone thugs which really chilled me out,then we smoked preemo BC greens and when i got inside after my dart there were purple and orange dots everywhere i blinked like a hundred times but they never went away the weirdest part was that werever i looked the same dot formation would move with my vision covering everything in the same pattern 8(

after that i eventually crashed like 5 hours later of chillen,no matter how much weed i smoked the mushroom just kept me awake with all the thinkin and trippen.

in conclusion this was a preaty fuckin cool trip considering i only ate one gram and was thinkin what woulda happened if i at the other one but it didnt compare to how retarted i got when i ate 6 grams all at once alone in my room.....dont even try(that report is floatin around bluelight somewhere)

just to let u know what this shroom looks like,it was a white stem about an inch and a half long about a centimetre thick leading up to a red ball for a cap which was really crunchy and hard and wasnt bigger than a half inch all around.

sorry bout the length but u know how it is with an 8 hour shroom tripp,u just cant get all the details down no matter how much paper u got

8ocomplete sensory overload on one little mushroom8o
 
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Wow.... that's a potent little shroom! Maybe it wasn't a p. cubensis.

You buddy's mom didn't care that you were obviously tripping?
 
well its not like she was gonna be like your guys look fucked out of your heads,im not driving u so i guess ur gonna have to walk 3 hours home at around 11 after all the busses are done but she did see the big dick on my buddies face and was kinda sceptical about it,since when she stated why is there a black penis on your face?and me and my other trippen buddy just started crackin up.LOL:D

i have no clue what kinda mushroom it was but if i ever decide to grow my own little batch i think il have to do some searching for these kinds.it was fairly small and i read that when u mushrooms are smaller rather than full grown they are mush more potent.theres these really hot babes i know and they bought a half ounce for a trip up north somewhere to see there friend and they told me they all ate like 2-3 grams and have a complete psychotic freek out which i found funny since i advised them that these where crazy little shroomies and not to eat to much and they ended up not eating the rest of there bag.i traded them a little oil vile for some shroom and they gave me this clumps of 3 shrooms stuck together and they werent longer than an inch and got me fucked right up.im sure they were the illegal kinda mush since most of them had the blueish bluising that comes with psicolib.
 
yea i dont know where these came from,for all i kno the guys hook up is a fuckin extraterestrial with a scifi chemlab making these things grow on rainbow coloured cow crap that was droped by a bull that was tripping on acid.crazy how small it was but how tweaked i was.the kid that sold em to me said he ate a little over a gram and then after 30 minutes everything went black and he couldnt see then he woke up on the flood trippin balls so he made himself throw up and a little mushroom came out and it was practically still a full shroom that had barelly been ingested.
 
Oy, i think the mushroom you ate was a fly argenic, very potent mushi!! Nice report buddie...
 
no no it waqsnt a fly agaric this shroom wasnt longer than 2 inchs and the cap wasnt wider than 1.5 cm and it didnt have any white dots just plain white stem with a red ball cap.
 
lol...it couldn't have been a fly argenic...those things are huge and definitely weigh more than 1 gram

i tried trippin off 8 grams...then 12 the next night...i got nothing either time but stomach cramps and naseau. i'm set with the fly argenic mushies...i threw the rest of them away.
 
Similar mushrooms to this passed through Vancouver Island last summer. Rediculously potent. Like you said, one mushie and you were fuckered.

Rumours had it that upon cutting these suckers open along the stem, there was a core of pure blue-purply goop. Like, sticky, syrupy, pure psylocibin.

There was another bunch two years back that supposedly did the blackout thing to my friends...those mushrooms are always referred to with strong reverence. The Buddha Deaths.
 
BC KICKS ASS

these things didnt have any goop in them they were actually preaty damn crunchy and the cap didnt chew,more like a crrrrrrrunch *pop* yea it was weird8) althought these might have been similar to your van island shroomies since i only live about a 5 hour drive and 45 minute ferry trip:D
althought i dont think u could grow these outdoors,like i was saying, some aliens grew them on rainbow coloured cow crap.they were insane.

one more thing,van island kicks ass,i used to live near there in cambell river and quadra island.born in nanaimo.my dad used to tell me stories about how,when he moved from montreal,him and his buddy both on about 17-18 went into the really dense moist really dark and deep forests out there and they picked wild psychadelic mushrooms and him and his friend at 160 fresh shrooms in 2 days between both of them.i cracked up so hard when he said this not because i didnt beleive him but because hes now all about god and christianity(his names christianLOL)but anyways the westcoast is awesome i loved when he would take me mushroom picking when i was younger,about 4 years old,he was christian by then and no they werent trippin shrooms but really tasty dinner mushrooms.i remeber this one time when me him and his buddy went into the deepest forest i ever seen,it was so deep that in day light when u walked down into the gully type hill it was almost pitch black and moist as hell.we would pick shrooms for hours and just chillaxe in this amazing forest.i never seen anything like it it was so dense,so moist and so dark and secluded.those were the good old days.u guys should really check BC out its gotta be the best place to live on the face of the earth,we got deserts to rainforests we got islands we got ocean and got masive forests and beaches.its rad,paradise if u will=D
 
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