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Most stupid/funniest thing done while high?
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AddictedtoYumm
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I have two that I can think of.
The first one was riding in my buddies car on a long drive. He has subs in the trunk and I was sitting at the spot right over them. I was convinced that I could exhale longer when the bass was hitting my back. So i decided to sing along with the song, but I held the same note for what i felt was 10 minutes, my friend(who was sober) Showed me his watch and it had only been 25 seconds..gg
The other was the 4th time I smoked. I was in my grandparents garage(I live with them) And I had lost my pipe so I was using the classic apple. I was pretty baked and I was just going to light my last hit when the garage door started opening. I was at the point where I didnt care so I was in the process of lighting it when my mother walked in. I didnt even try to hide it, I just finished my hit and after a few seconds exhaled into my mothers face. She had a strange look on her face but didnt yell at me, just asked what I was doing. So I told her because I figured "She already caught me, no way to lie out of this" To my surprise she looked down, noticed it was empty and said "Well, looks like your done, next time you do it let me know, I dont like you doing it alone just incase" And brought me in to the house, as she was leaving I hear "Bastard, didnt even save me any" I'm pretty sure I was meant to hear it but im not sure
The first one was riding in my buddies car on a long drive. He has subs in the trunk and I was sitting at the spot right over them. I was convinced that I could exhale longer when the bass was hitting my back. So i decided to sing along with the song, but I held the same note for what i felt was 10 minutes, my friend(who was sober) Showed me his watch and it had only been 25 seconds..gg
The other was the 4th time I smoked. I was in my grandparents garage(I live with them) And I had lost my pipe so I was using the classic apple. I was pretty baked and I was just going to light my last hit when the garage door started opening. I was at the point where I didnt care so I was in the process of lighting it when my mother walked in. I didnt even try to hide it, I just finished my hit and after a few seconds exhaled into my mothers face. She had a strange look on her face but didnt yell at me, just asked what I was doing. So I told her because I figured "She already caught me, no way to lie out of this" To my surprise she looked down, noticed it was empty and said "Well, looks like your done, next time you do it let me know, I dont like you doing it alone just incase" And brought me in to the house, as she was leaving I hear "Bastard, didnt even save me any" I'm pretty sure I was meant to hear it but im not sure
knottyone
Bluelighter
cut my wrist pretty bad by accident, wound up in the e.r. got 7 stitches nearly missed an artery - lesson: don't play with knives while high.
Mystery Brew
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We were doing our usually toke and drive. We were at a stop light, car boxed like it caught on fire. Another cars pulls up beside it, I see a guy trying to hit a pipe. They saw me and started to freak. I pulled up a bag of weed to hte window. Shortly we stopped, and had to smoke together
Smokes knows the love. But some fuckers are souless
Smokes knows the love. But some fuckers are souless
crazyhairman
Bluelighter
funiest times are like lets just go im board take a drive or walk high as hell - one time me and a buddy clibed up on a school at night and toked up on the highest spot of the roof
-another time we were driving and fighting over some french fries when we slamed into a brik mail box just lost a mirror but if he hadent jerked the wheele just intime it could have been bad. like the next day we drove though a wheat field in a 4 cillender compaqd - we set off to go get food ended up way on the wrong side of town saying the n word laghfffing like madd no knowing where we were at all
one time i asked a cop for a ride home for real he was like "im not a taxi sir" i said somthing like noooo shitt son another time when i first did hash brownies i had not smoked for 3 months then smoked a boll or two of haze then like two handfulls of brownies - i got soo high i didnt want to go home a was sooo scared of everything i was totally gone 8-12 hours it would have been funny essept my mom reported me as a missing person lol when i finally did make it home i had 2 force myself to cry to cover up the red eye cause there was a cop in my yard!!
ok the best one is when me and my friends 1st started smokeing we would go to the "movies" and meet up behide the theater -well one time we go to see war of the worlds and thers like 6 of us back there hitting a boll , when somone said hay is that a cop? o shit, all of us take off like mad running though woods,jumping fences, i mean we took off , i was so scaerd we find out it was a hobo lololol
-another time we were driving and fighting over some french fries when we slamed into a brik mail box just lost a mirror but if he hadent jerked the wheele just intime it could have been bad. like the next day we drove though a wheat field in a 4 cillender compaqd - we set off to go get food ended up way on the wrong side of town saying the n word laghfffing like madd no knowing where we were at all
one time i asked a cop for a ride home for real he was like "im not a taxi sir" i said somthing like noooo shitt son another time when i first did hash brownies i had not smoked for 3 months then smoked a boll or two of haze then like two handfulls of brownies - i got soo high i didnt want to go home a was sooo scared of everything i was totally gone 8-12 hours it would have been funny essept my mom reported me as a missing person lol when i finally did make it home i had 2 force myself to cry to cover up the red eye cause there was a cop in my yard!!
ok the best one is when me and my friends 1st started smokeing we would go to the "movies" and meet up behide the theater -well one time we go to see war of the worlds and thers like 6 of us back there hitting a boll , when somone said hay is that a cop? o shit, all of us take off like mad running though woods,jumping fences, i mean we took off , i was so scaerd we find out it was a hobo lololol
Its no-where near the stupidest, but made me laugh at the time... Have you ever seen Buffy? It was my favourite show between around 9yrs and around 16yrs, and I picked up some of the 'Buffyspeak'. For example, if Buffy had to go kill a vampire she'd say she had 'slayage' etc. Anyhow, I had a cab waiting downstairs, and trying to be cool (yes, at that point, Buffy coloqualisms were cool :D ) I said I had to because I had 'cabbage'.
Endless things like that, just my brain not putting stupid stuff together!
Endless things like that, just my brain not putting stupid stuff together!
alright, so i think you guys will enjoy the stupidity of me while being super blazed, here goes. so one morning i get to school and one of my friends tell me he has some dank weed.. so of course we go smoke some. when were picking it apart we notice nice looking black seeds wedged in the weed. we save these. well then we walk back to school. when we get back we both have to go piss. when we get in the bathroom i decide that i dont wanna carry these seeds on me throughout the school day. so like the biggest dumb ass in the world, i try to hide them under one of the bathroom sinks. while doing this a teacher comes in. i dont realize he is behind me untill he says, "what are you doing down there young man?" i stand up quickly and say "nothing" and we converse for a minute the whole time he is trying to figure out what i was doing. so he says i guess ill let you go this time. i thought i was off the hook, no. so about 25 steps outta the bathroom i am face to face with my principal and he tells me to follow him to the office. yes he looked and found the seeds... i was screwed. oh well though no major punishment only a 5 day suspension.. but now my mom drug tests me... it sucks i wish i wouldnt of been so stupid so that i could still smoke :/ oh well though