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Most stupid/funniest thing done while high?

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I'm always a mess when Im high. Well, unless I've only had a little in a pipe or something. But I'm always saying weird things and messing up sentences, laughing at nothing... Ya know.

I think my most stupid moment was when a friend popped by and they went to leave. Blazed out of my mind. She said goodbye, and I said your welcome!

I've also replied to 'goodbye' with 'thank you', 'good morning' (at night) and a variety of things.
 
going to the store, buying some things, paying for them, taking the receipt and then walking away only to hear "sir, your bags...".
 
burn out said:
going to the store, buying some things, paying for them, taking the receipt and then walking away only to hear "sir, your bags...".
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damn man ive done that multiple times - while sober.....
 
forgot how to open doors when we hotboxed a car... we started freaking out and thought we would die of smoke inhalation... the doors were unlocked
 
I've got some good ones...


Me and a friend got really high off about a gram each of amazing weed, like our eyes were bleeding kind of thing. Anyway we were hungry and walked into Coles and tried to steal 2 huge Salamis and disguise them as our "massive dongs" when the staff asked us. We would've gotten away with it until my friends Salami fell down. They realized we were stoned and let us off though...


Another time I was home alone, and was pretty blazed. Anyway, It was about 11pm at night and i was outside on the veranda patting my dog. I saw this silhouette on the veranda and got pretty scared as i sat still as possible. It didn't move so i decided to see what it was. I ended up commando crawling and attempting to grab a watering can. I spent like 15 minutes doing it.
 
haha me and my bro were headed out to mcdonalds and we were chiefin a bowl in the car. we were wating for our food (a pretty big order haha) and i decided it would be funny to hit the bowl right there, as i did this the guy walked up with our food! i just looked at him a little worried and reluctently blew the smoke out. to my suprise, the dude laughed and asked for a hit! (it was late at night so there wasnt many people working) we gave the dude a hit and rolled away laughing our asses off. great memory
 
Drotacular said:
haha me and my bro were headed out to mcdonalds and we were chiefin a bowl in the car. we were wating for our food (a pretty big order haha) and i decided it would be funny to hit the bowl right there, as i did this the guy walked up with our food! i just looked at him a little worried and reluctently blew the smoke out. to my suprise, the dude laughed and asked for a hit! (it was late at night so there wasnt many people working) we gave the dude a hit and rolled away laughing our asses off. great memory
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lol we got the pizza guy high one time he came as we were hittin the bong and got him to hit it a few times
 
Damn ive got a couple one time we were sittin in my friends garage and we had ben smokin all day and the guy i was with was like weve got to go home and stood up then just got this wierd look in his face and stood there for like 20 seconds then was like " Alright weve got to get out of here my heart stoped" haha um the stupidest thing ive done high is steal a car
 
friend - dude...if i...wait what?!
me - what?!
friend - what??? (suprised look)
me - what the fuck are you talking about?
friend - what are YOU talking about?!?!
me - *1min pause* wait...WHAT?! %)
 
cutlery69 said:
friend - dude...if i...wait what?!
me - what?!
friend - what??? (suprised look)
me - what the fuck are you talking about?
friend - what are YOU talking about?!?!
me - *1min pause* wait...WHAT?! %)
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This is just something that comes with smokin LOL
 
well while really high with a friend I grabbed my pet chinchilla and let him run around. He was hilarious to try and catch. He completely could tell we had no shot in hell of securing him so he basically went around and did as he pleased.

lots of little poops everywhere dammit
 
Lol, not so long ago i got high by myself and was just listeing to some music and on the internet. I realised that my voice sounded a bit different. Instead of its usual tone it sounded deeper and also sounded like i was in a recording booth because the room was so dry. I decided to experiment with my voice and spent about 10 minutes starng at my screen saying lines from movies and singing la la la to compare how it sounded.
 
When I was a teenager, my boys and I had pounds of weed and we rolled 20 joints for the morning. We got very high and decided to get chinese food. When we got there, we took one of the big menus and three pencils, and began circling what sounded good. We sat at a long table, and the waiters brought a bunch of food. Then more food. it just kept coming. Every time they brought another plate we got more hysterical with laughter. They filled the entire table, which sat 10 people, with plates of chinese food. When we got the bill, it was over sixty dollars. Lots of leftovers. Then we went home and smoked and ate chinese food all day. Good times.
 
Tripping balls on acid, walked out in the middle of the road (empty) at around 3am and shuffled from one side of the road to the other with my pants around my ankles (no idea why).
A passing D car swiftly picked us up, 30 meters down the car, but nothing eventuated minus a good scare and a slap of reality :P
Learned my lesson!
 
ahh too many to remember.

Its no fun when a friend visits and makes the sarcastic comment 'hey, I leave my dish washing liquid in the fridge also'
 
Me and some old elementary school friends, and my two best friends were toking in one of their garages before a late start school day. His dad was home lol.

Well eventually his dad came down, who knows my parents and knew me when i was little.

HisDad: *sniff* *sniff* whoahohoho smells like reefer in here! It's been a while! You better open that damn door your mom will flip her lid!


Shit was hillarious, I thought I was soooo fucked.
 
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