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Most out-of-the-way thing you've ever done for weed.

Newbierock

Newbierock

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So we all know the situation, it's a thursday evening and you've been blazing most of the day, your stash is running very low and your usual guy is away/unavailable for some reason or another. Now you can get hold of some faithful herb, but it requires you do some crazy shit in order to get it! Story time!

For me, nothing crazy. I just walked a mile and a half to pick up an 8th, then a mile and a half back home because I was gagging for a smoke. I Know people who've done all kindsa crafty shit to get themselves a free smoke though.

Stories for a bored stoner?
 
thewell the worst i would do to get my pot is walk about a mile like you did the problem is he lives a good 12 miles from me so walking is not an option. the worst thing ive done to get weed from him is lie to my parents saying i wasnt going there i guess
 
I called my normal hookup (who was out of town, in cali) so I went to her apartment complex and talked to her friends. They told me to go talk to the crackhead chillin on the curb in the complex. I drove up to him in my car (which was white) as soon as I rolled up he turned around acting like he didnt see me, so I rolled down the window and called to him, still no response. So i go park the car and walk up to him and ask if hes got any herb, he freaks out for a minute and asks if I have a car to drive him to his apartment on the other side of the complex he freaks out when we get to the car, not 10 minutes ago had this same car rolled up next to him. Needless to say he was impressed by my ride, despite it being a piece of shit. I got some decent weed but I'd say it was far too much work
 
one time, me and my friend go out around 12am with a gram of coke. we finish that off and want some weed!!! we were so damn desperate i pulled the car over in some neighborhood and we scavenger hunt for weed in my car. stems or anything!!!!!


found some and smoked it lol... i was so dumb
 
When I was 17 my best friend and I were on the mother of all E comedowns on a sunday evening and we drove to Limerick, about 40 miles from where we lived, on a beat up old motorcycle wearing just t-shirts and helmets to protect us from the bitter winter air.

We got there, got an eight off his cousin, had a beer and a spliff and set out on the return leg. I swear I nearly developed hypothermia on the way home but at least once we got there we could veg and come down in peace.
 
hmmm.

Driven 90 miles (130ks) to buy a quarter ounce late at night.

msged/called friends I havent seen in years to see if they can score some.

smoked resin.. probably the worst feat
 
Ok, so it was the tail-end of a ski trip, and we were back in Boston where my buddy lives. Head over to the dude's house to grab a bag, as we had smoked through our sack prematurely. So, we get to the dude's house, and he's waiting on his connect to drop by some bud . . he assures us the guy has left and is walking the 15 min to the house as we speak.

An hour goes by. Phone calls. No answers. We all know that drill. So we sat there for about two more hours making more phone calls to basically everyone we can think of (during this time, my car was also nearly towed . . it cost me $50 to get the driver to un-hook it). It comes down to our friend's ex-girlfriend, who, at 1:30 am was willing to leave two grams in her mail-box outside her house (she lives w/ her parents) for us to grab. In a suburb 30 min away. But, fuck it, weed is weed and we don't have anything better to do.

Soooo . . we get to Wayland, and drop our friend off a few houses down to run to the mailbox, so that our lights don't alert her folks. As he's walking up, a cop arrives, and asks us what we're doing. Well, we have some bullshit about borrowing a book blahblahblah, but we're nice enough and none of us are intoxicated (to our chagrin), so he lets us go.

Round two goes just as poorly. We waited about 20 minutes before heading back again. Unfortunately, so did the cop. At this point he gets info from everybody in the car, and is pretty pissed/suspicious. For some reason, he's still not interested enough to search us or the car (which was full of paraphenalia), but tells us to never come back to his town again.

We did resin hits on the ride home.
 
^ wow that sucks.

The most desperate thing I did was run two miles. I had to run because the guy was going to leave if I didn't get there in time.
 
lol wow talk about desperate



"hey man you got some bud?"
"yea but im leaving soon so be quick."
"iight, MUST HAVE WEED!"
*click*
walks up to door

"damn NIGGUh why you breathin so hard fo?!"
"JUST GIVE ME WEED MMMM PRECIOUS WEED I WANT IT IN MY LUNGS NOWWWWWWW"
 
hey, runners high and marijuana make a nice combo, you should try it. :)

At the time I was also running cross country so it wasn't too bad. I would die if I had to do it today.
 
I drove 2 hours south just to pick up a quarter of some shwag. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
 
oh man when i was younger theres too many i used to ALWAYS be going way out of my way for weed.
 
Wow, most of the people in this thread have NOTHIN' on me.

I have said a few times that the only drug I have ever truely been addicted to was marijuana. Hahaha, I still am, call me weak if you must, but I cant go a day without pot or else I go kinda loopy.

Anyhow, The time that really sticks out to me is when I found a box of inkjet cartridges in my dads garage (he was a printer, they were old/expired) I stole I think 3 of the cartridges from the box, rubbed off the stamped expiry date and took off the stickers and price tags.

I went online to the Zellers (department store) website and looked at their return policy (no cash back, just credit)

I brought said three cartridges to Zellers and exchanged them for a gift card type thing, it had over 60 bucks on it!!! So I brought the card to the video game section and bought two newer Xbox games, I then rode my bike down to the barter shop and sold each game for around 15 bucks. Then I bought an eighth.
 
One time i drove my dealer to one of his dealers that was 45 minutes away because no one had anything where i lived. about 10 minutes in to the ride my mom called and said she needed the car, i was suppose to be in the area. me and my brother had to keep thinking of excuses for why we hadnt come home yet.
 
I've never done anything all that desperate for weed.

Best I can think of is when I was doing a lot of X we would call everyone we knew who sold weed at like 6 am to try to get some to come down with before the dealers left for work.
 
Ive gotten money from my parents to "go to the movies", then skated a couple miles down to the mall to meet a dealer, who then had to go meet his hookup. From start to finish it took me like 3 hours to score the bud, but damn was it good =D
 
Doctor_Ew420 said:
Wow, most of the people in this thread
Anyhow, The time that really sticks out to me is when I found a box of inkjet cartridges in my dads garage (he was a printer, they were old/expired) I stole I think 3 of the cartridges from the box, rubbed off the stamped expiry date and took off the stickers and price tags.

I went online to the Zellers (department store) website and looked at their return policy (no cash back, just credit)

I brought said three cartridges to Zellers and exchanged them for a gift card type thing, it had over 60 bucks on it!!! So I brought the card to the video game section and bought two newer Xbox games, I then rode my bike down to the barter shop and sold each game for around 15 bucks. Then I bought an eighth.
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Thats just entrepreneurial. :D
 
While mine would have to be taking a cab ride with some random black dude me and my 2 friends just went at like 2am. Nevermind were a bunch of 15 year old white kids, taking a ride to somewhat ghetto projects with someone we don't know. We were all wasted and couldn't get weed. But we got a handful of regs for 5 bucks, and then smoked it out of a brown paper bag =\
 
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