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Most fuckedupedest thing you've ever smoked

SirTophamHat said:
We >all< want to know where you went after you smoked spice, meth, salvia, dmt, weed, and PCP in one breath.
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During the first half hour or so, I apparently did nothing. I smoked from the pipe, leaned back against the divan, and proceeded to sit motionless and limp, as if affected by acute cataplexy. I presume this was when the DMT and salvia were in effect.

After that initial half hour I felt an amazing surge of stimulation and euphoria. I felt like I was having Alice in Wonderland syndrome, could move at light speed, was walking on kilometer-long stilts, my head felt like a reverberating glockenspiel and it felt like, well, ambulatory anaesthesia.

Imagine administering MDMA whilst squarely inside a k-hole. That's what it sort of began to feel like after the DMT and salvia wore off.
 
One time when I was really spun out I added rat poison to my weed and when I smoked it, it made me numb all over and then I barfed everywhere.

The end.
 
Once, i smoke mary jane in a pipe wich had been used to smoke freebase cocaine for months....
Probably some residue enter to my lo poor lung. And im not sure, but that shit(or suggestion also) after smoking make me feel like crap
that was a really fucked up smoke, dont try it guys.
 
Worse thing I smoked for me was tobacco out of a bong. This was when I was 16 and just getting introduced to weed and bongs were mostly what we were using. I was a cigarette smoker at the time and was so psyched about how cool the bong was for smoking weed I thought it would be fun to break open a Marlboro Red and take a tobacco bong rip. Did so and took a good sized tobacco bong rip...SO VERY DISGUSTING! IIRC it made me throw up and was just utterly nasty. First and last time I did that.
 
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When i was 11 or 12 a few classmates were smoking paper in the school's bathroom (shaped like a joint/cig but with nothing inside). I took 1 or 2 hits just for the hell of it lol
 
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Johndoedoe.junk said:
Worse thing I smoked for me was tobacco out of a bong. This was when I was 16 and just getting introduced to weed and bongs where mostly what we were using. I was a cigarette smoker at the time and was so psyched about how cool the bong was for smoking weed I thought it would be fun to break open a Marlboro Red and take a tobacco bong rip. Did so and took a god sized tobacco bong rip...SO VERY DISGUSTING! IIRC it made me throw up and was just utterly nasty. First and last time I did that.
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That is awesome because we would always dare each other to do that when i was younger, say we were going to become cops so we could say "you can keep the bong and not get arrested if i see you use it for its intended purpose and i mean the whole chamber. you got a 3ft because you love tobacco right?"
 
One of my friends embarrased another friend in front of a chick that he had a crush on, in middle school. He was mexican and plotted his revenge for a month or two. He ended up filling a cigarette with his pubic hair. I watched this kid smoke the pubic cig, literally smelled the disgusting burning hair. He offered it to another friend who was present, he denied. Then he went on to comment on how good the cig tasted. No fucking lie

Edit: we couldnt hold back our laughter after he commented on the taste. And he didnt know why we were laughing and chuckling
 
I tried to smoke a whole lot of different plant matter from my bong. Let's see... datura leaves, datura seeds, harmala seeds, yopo seeds are the ones that come to mind. Did I get off on those? Nah, maybe felt something from datura leaves. Well, stupid things have to be done at some point in one's life.
 
broManDudeGuy said:
One of my friends embarrased another friend in front of a chick that he had a crush on, in middle school. He was mexican and plotted his revenge for a month or two. He ended up filling a cigarette with his pubic hair. I watched this kid smoke the pubic cig, literally smelled the disgusting burning hair. He offered it to another friend who was present, he denied. Then he went on to comment on how good the cig tasted. No fucking lie

Edit: we couldnt hold back our laughter after he commented on the taste. And he didnt know why we were laughing and chuckling
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That's pretty funny, especially how you mentioned he was Mexican because what's that got to do with it?

Either way, this one takes the cake IMO
 
I'm probably the most fuckedupest, I've ever been right now, more than I wanna be, and I'm not rookie, 50 years old and been partying, for 35 years or so, I'm too high if that's possible, never happened to me before, I just wanna come down and crash, Nada, is working. I've never "not" wanted to be high anymors, this is a new one on me, any suggestions?
 
shermstick. That was pretty brutal to my senses. I just remember trying to use my cellphone to turn the tv on. My brother ran out the back door of our house and ran right into the fence breaking a hole in it. Never again,
 
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