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hardcheeba

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Mine happened last night.
So me and my friend are on our way to pick up these two hot incredibly DTF girls. We decide to get absolutely obliterated before we picked them up though. 3 blunts and 2 bowls later we pick them up, 10 minutes late, and stoned as fuck.

They get in the car and can immediately smell pot. (we baked the car out). They start freaking out, saying how we were going to get caught and whatnot.(they are anti-pot) Me and my buddy were just too high to listen to them so be blasted music the whole ride back to my house to avoid any further awkwardness. It was still really awkward though having a quiet car ride.
Ended up a good night though=D

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Um, I guess just those moments where it's a ton of people sitting around smoking, can get pretty awkward when two groups are in the same circle.
Many many other awkward moments, like when me and 4 friends skipped school to smoke at a friends house, and their mom walks in while her son is lighting a bowl.
Ahhhh, good times.
 
I don't know if you've ever seen the movie strange wilderness but there's this part were Justin Long is getting baked and this guy walks up to him to greet him and Long just shakes his head no and says "nows not a good time for me" all freaked out looking. Well anyways I had a moment almost exactly like that when I was at a friends house stoned out of my mind. I just got way too high to be around the people I was with. We were chillin his porch and one of their friends came over and his behavior and demeanor just seemed outrageous to me and when he tried to talk to me I just shook my head no and lifted up my hand and said "nah I'm too fuckin high right now man" haha it just embarrassing not being able to handle the situation

Another time me and a few friends smoked and I was gonna call in take out for everyone so I got everyones orders and called but everyone was looking at me and it freaked me out so when the lady picked up to take my order I just burst out laughing and couldn't do it so one of my friends had to call back haha.
 
chupanibre said:
I don't know if you've ever seen the movie strange wilderness but there's this part were Justin Long is getting baked and this guy walks up to him to greet him and Long just shakes his head no and says "nows not a good time for me" all freaked out looking. Well anyways I had a moment almost exactly like that when I was at a friends house stoned out of my mind. I just got way too high to be around the people I was with. We were chillin his porch and one of their friends came over and his behavior and demeanor just seemed outrageous to me and when he tried to talk to me I just shook my head no and lifted up my hand and said "nah I'm too fuckin high right now man" haha it just embarrassing not being able to handle the situation

Another time me and a few friends smoked and I was gonna call in take out for everyone so I got everyones orders and called but everyone was looking at me and it freaked me out so when the lady picked up to take my order I just burst out laughing and couldn't do it so one of my friends had to call back haha.
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lmfao. i've been in those "too high to handle a situation" dilemmas.
 
Usually it involved late nights, several hungry people, a phone and me with mild anxiety making it seem like the hardest thing to do ever!
 
as soon as i saw this thread there was no doubt in my mind what my most awkward stoned moment was.

me and 2 of my friends smoked a couple bowls in a hot box and headed back to my one friends house. when we get there me and the other guy who doesn't live there head straight up stairs to avoid his parents and what not. upon reaching the top of the stairs i look to the left down the hall to see my friends dad totally naked. it was the funniest weirdest experience of my life haha. his dad apologized afterwards too. too much hahaha.
 
when ya wake up, toke, and then decide to phone up work saying ya ill, all croaky down the phone as if you really got it bad, and the door knocks while your still on the phone, you answer it in ya boxers, half baked, spliff in ya mouth and its ya boss pickin u up 4 a meeting u forgot about..!

that was 'awkward'
 
Dewsta26 said:
when ya wake up, toke, and then decide to phone up work saying ya ill, all croaky down the phone as if you really got it bad, and the door knocks while your still on the phone, you answer it in ya boxers, half baked, spliff in ya mouth and its ya boss pickin u up 4 a meeting u forgot about..!

that was 'awkward'
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Did you end up keeping that job?
 
Haha I got one.

First of all I'm white. I was hitting a pipe with a few friends walking through a park after our baseball game. We round the corner and there are some bicycle cops talking to 2 black guys on our team. There's a half smoked joint sitting on the bench and one of the cops is writing something down. The cops look us over and are like "ditch the weed and get out of here" so we tap the remaining (now mostly ash) bud out of the pipe and go on our merry way. Needless to say at the game next weekend we ask the black guys about it and they got written up for possession and didn't seem to find the same humour in it that we did. Nothing like a little racial tension on an inner-city baseball team :D
 
amapola said:
Haha I got one.

First of all I'm white. I was hitting a pipe with a few friends walking through a park after our baseball game. We round the corner and there are some bicycle cops talking to 2 black guys on our team. There's a half smoked joint sitting on the bench and one of the cops is writing something down. The cops look us over and are like "ditch the weed and get out of here" so we tap the remaining (now mostly ash) bud out of the pipe and go on our merry way. Needless to say at the game next weekend we ask the black guys about it and they got written up for possession and didn't seem to find the same humour in it that we did. Nothing like a little racial tension on an inner-city baseball team :D
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I guess it's awkward that they know that they were racially discriminated, but I really don't find it funny really.
 
this wasn't that awkward...i've had much worse but this was most recent and what popped into my head first...

a couple days ago, i get out of class and come back home and get high as fuck. So i'm making a pizza in the kitchen baked out of my mind, just hit my bong when I see some people walking up to my front door. I reluctantly open it and it turns out to be someone from the company that rents out my house with some dudes that are looking at it for next year. I had no idea about this tour but have no choice to let them in.

I'm so high i can only manage 1-2 word answers and kind of let them do their thing. We're not supposed to smoke in the house but the girl was super chill. She found both my room mates grow setups and didn't even care, but it freaked me out when she first said something. They're legal anyways but I wasn't too sure how she would react. She was cool though, she told me she didn't care and then they left after 15 minutes.

I hate un expected situations like this, being high made it that much worse
 
I would say anytime you have been caught smoking by your parents (and they're not cool about it)
 
At a rave, 5 of us went out to sit in someone's car and smoke. It was cold out so we had the windows up and the car quickly filled with smoke. A car pulls up and parks next to us - and it's the police! We didn't know whether to open the windows and clear out the smoke, or keep them closed and hope they wouldn't smell it. They didn't care about us, of course, they went inside to see the rave, but it was a very awkward moment!
 
Although I don't get this anymore, I used to find it awkward and I'd become very uncomfortable when I'd smoke too much and look at the overly-caricaturized version of the person I was with.
 
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^^^^yea if i smoke too much now i think people are talking about me or looking at me like im weird.....

Alright heres one about a week or so ago i was at home alone and decided to get really really fried.So sat down choped up the dankest dank i've ever smoked put on family guy and chain smoke about 5 bongs.....so sittin there blazed outa my mind in just my boxers at 2 in the arvo when i hear a knock on the door.
So hop up a quicky wash my face to try to snap me back into this universe.walk to the door and open it and theres some fat kid standing there with his shirt folded over his face.Im like fuck im gonna get robed or somthing then all of a sudden he puts his arms behind his head and starts humping the air and singing well i should say screaming that song G6.I think to myself FUCK THIS IS GEWWWWWD WEED!!!
So im standing there in my boxers blazed outa my mind with this fat kid yelling "IM FEELIN SO FLY LIKE A G6 LIKE AG6 LIKE A G6" so i look up and his mate is standing on my front lawn recording my reaction! and before i know it the fattys got his shirt back on and there legging it... rofl im probaly on youtube somwhere blazed out of my mind in nothing but my undies watchin a fat kid hump the air and singing

XD
 
its 10 pm, im taking the bus home from a friends house i just blazed at. super stoned, music on, hoping noone is paying attention to me. and then two girls and a guy i know from uni get on the bus, see me, walk over and start talking to me. too stoned to handle the situation. feel like they know im high and that everyone on the bus is watching me make a fool out of myself. im usually so caught thinking about the siutation im in, that i cant really comprehend what people are saying, let alone give a normal answer.

situations where im super stoned (and no alcohol) and meet sober/drunk people by surprise are always akward for me. be it anti-weed friends, my neighbours or cute girls. thats why i keep my pot use pretty domestic nowadays.
 
junkie skumbag said:
^^^^yea if i smoke too much now i think people are talking about me or looking at me like im weird.....

Alright heres one about a week or so ago i was at home alone and decided to get really really fried.So sat down choped up the dankest dank i've ever smoked put on family guy and chain smoke about 5 bongs.....so sittin there blazed outa my mind in just my boxers at 2 in the arvo when i hear a knock on the door.
So hop up a quicky wash my face to try to snap me back into this universe.walk to the door and open it and theres some fat kid standing there with his shirt folded over his face.Im like fuck im gonna get robed or somthing then all of a sudden he puts his arms behind his head and starts humping the air and singing well i should say screaming that song G6.I think to myself FUCK THIS IS GEWWWWWD WEED!!!
So im standing there in my boxers blazed outa my mind with this fat kid yelling "IM FEELIN SO FLY LIKE A G6 LIKE AG6 LIKE A G6" so i look up and his mate is standing on my front lawn recording my reaction! and before i know it the fattys got his shirt back on and there legging it... rofl im probaly on youtube somwhere blazed out of my mind in nothing but my undies watchin a fat kid hump the air and singing

XD
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Wow I was blazing while reading this and laughed my ass off.
 
junkie skumbag said:
^^^^yea if i smoke too much now i think people are talking about me or looking at me like im weird.....

Alright heres one about a week or so ago i was at home alone and decided to get really really fried.So sat down choped up the dankest dank i've ever smoked put on family guy and chain smoke about 5 bongs.....so sittin there blazed outa my mind in just my boxers at 2 in the arvo when i hear a knock on the door.
So hop up a quicky wash my face to try to snap me back into this universe.walk to the door and open it and theres some fat kid standing there with his shirt folded over his face.Im like fuck im gonna get robed or somthing then all of a sudden he puts his arms behind his head and starts humping the air and singing well i should say screaming that song G6.I think to myself FUCK THIS IS GEWWWWWD WEED!!!
So im standing there in my boxers blazed outa my mind with this fat kid yelling "IM FEELIN SO FLY LIKE A G6 LIKE AG6 LIKE A G6" so i look up and his mate is standing on my front lawn recording my reaction! and before i know it the fattys got his shirt back on and there legging it... rofl im probaly on youtube somwhere blazed out of my mind in nothing but my undies watchin a fat kid hump the air and singing

XD
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omg lol
 
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