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misheard lyrics that weren't actually misheard

itsonlyme123

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So I always thought raise your glass by pinks lyrics were "party crasher, panty snatcher" and never bothered until today to actually check... the lyrics are in fact "party crasher, panty snatcher"

So, list song lyrics you thought you misheard but actually didn't. Go...
 
Sure she did ;)

I was in my mates van driving down the M6 a few years back, I got his cds out of the glove box and started mooching through them. I found a pink album and launched it out the window.

I thought he was going to cry when I told him which cd it was. Turns out it had great sentimental value to him from a previous relationship... :\ After I stopped laughing I did feel a but of a cunt.. :D
 
I'd have run us off the road if you did that to me.

Felix, I was going to make it a thread of misheard lyrics with a crude undertone until I searched and found out I was singing the right thing.
 
Ya know, sometimes it's OK not to bother making a thread about every tiny thing that happens to you.

I'm seriously trying to think of an example here, just to help you out, but I'm afraid I can't. Sorry.


Coming up next on EADD:

"One time I thought I heard a fire engine behind me in the car, and I looked in my mirror and it WAS a fire engine lol!! Tell us about a time when you thought something, and then that something turned out to be true ROFLMAO!!"
 
Does OP have a random thread generator, Or does he pick his ideas out a hat?
 
Does this mean I can't wheel out:

Then Richard, Richard said
Man, let's dress like black cocks - think of what we could do


...then?

Anybody who recognises the song (all three of you) will be giggling at this very moment.

The rest of you? It really doesn't matter.
 
The only example i can possibly think of is that crappy tune where the chorus goes "are we human or are we denser"... or is it "dances" either way it makes fuck all sense and even the band doesnt know or care too much
The killers - human. Only thing it killed was my wish to live for the duration it was on air
 
kings of leon - soft

'cum all over your body' as opposed to 'come into your party'.
had a flaming row in the middle of a house-warming with an old friend about this, turns out that, while the official lyrics state the latter, caleb actually sings both intermittently whenever he feels like it.
 
The only example i can possibly think of is that crappy tune where the chorus goes "are we human or are we denser"... or is it "dances" either way it makes fuck all sense and even the band doesnt know or care too much
The killers - human. Only thing it killed was my wish to live for the duration it was on air
Hah.. That's the stupid fuckin song I was trying to remember earlier, but couldn't for the life of me to post in this thread.

I got nothin else
 
I remember my kid brother's friend wandering around when he was about 17 singing with all sincerity " I wanna I wanna I wanna be a door"..

The lyrics don't seem to exist yet online but I was convinced one night she is singing "lady boys on my window" then again she is German maybe something got lost in translation..or maybe it's ladybugs? birds..have a listen..great track..

Parra for Cuva & Anna Naklab - Lines
 
also, may i jsut mention, kings of leon - YOUR sex is on fire? what the hell was that about?
 
indeed sammy.

heres the full chorus:
You
Your sex is on fire
Consumed
With what's just transpired


poetry
 
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