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Meth + Stinkbugs DON'T MIX

Lol even if they had receptors I wouldn't give them the pleasure of smoking my weed. The internet says insects dont have cannabinoid receptors: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/11447587 but IMHO these are not insects these are spawns of satan.

Fun fact; every person is usually no more then 3 feet away from a spider at any given time at any location. Think about that one.
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I call bs. What if Im skydiving or freefalling?
 
ComfortablyNumb95 said:
Lol reminds me of when me and my friends were smoking 5f-akb48 and we blew the smoke on a porcupine.. and it looked stoned as fucked literally stood there for like 20 minutes breathing heavily and after a while he began moving stumbling on stuff.. lol it was fun but i felt a bit bad afterwards.
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thats like raping its mind

im big on not giving animals drugs, unless you dog catches a lil thc and comes to seek it, they done heedmore than 1 hit

hows you like i come strap you down with an intense DMT IV drip and interrogate you profusely? I mean beyond pleasure point with the DMT.
 
im big on not giving animals drugs
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Wild animals in particular. Very well could have led to that porcupines death being so stoned he was unable to protect himself from predators.

Probably in your gear then but they are there.
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Suicide jump from a plane, no equipment, no clothes, no spiders. There's much more open air than there is land(where the spiders are), therefore this statistic = bs.

there's little microscopic bugs crawling on his meth...just think about it.
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Lol
 
Those fuckers, I HATE STINKBUGS!! They made it to the west coast here finally and the infestation everywhere is Rediculous! They estimate it'll be twice as bad next year, fuck that shit!!
They become active if it's warm. They are getting in ur house from a crack in the door, window etc. if it's getting cold where u are, they r searching for a place to HIBERNATE like a damn bear, during the winter. If they find one, like the attic etc, they leave in spring but come back very year!!! My mom & I went on a stink bug killing spree outside. My hubby called us 'dog the bug hunter'. U can kill em without smoothing and having the smell.. Spray them with dawn and water in a spray bottle. It suffocates em cuz they breath from their thorax. U can get em dead pretty fast if u can spray em on the their back and soak the belly part.
Bad enough I have squirrels, but I'm not paying rent to stinkbugs too, so I made sure all things were closed up on my house. Found the hiding spot in the captain chairs we use not very often. Haven't really had any since finding their spot, killing their family, and have no one sending out a signal 'hey, found a home'

They are right up there with earwigs for me. But really, do dawn soapy water mix in spray bottle or water gun. And make sure everything is sealed, so u don't get infestation in ur house!

And I went full on tweaker mode for a week killing them.. Like serious obsession, ontop of all the nightmares of em getting in my house.. I now sleep peacefully ;)
 
Lmao glad I'm not the only one obsessed with these things ^ I left a similar post on facebook warning everybody/telling them where to find them. People hope if it gets colder it will kill them, but no it only brings more to your home! I like the dawn idea. What works best for us is what I'll name "The 2 liter of Death". pour/leave a bit of soda at the bottom of any 2 liter(soda seems to kill them instantly) and for extra measure spray a large amount of some kind of aerosol(I just used canned air/duster) in the bottle. Scoop em up when you see em and they'll drop dead immediately.

Didn't know they've reached the west coast yet, we're all fucked lol. I'm right next to the state they came in from Asia!

Edit: I'll also mention they only have 1 predator here in the US, a small wasp that lays its eggs inside stink bug eggs to kill their spawn. Right before I learned this, I killed the only one of these wasps I've seen yet. :|
 
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I was totally stoked thinking the cold will kill then.. Till I read they can sustain life upto -20 degrees celcias!! (Spl?)..
So far tho, since the rain has started, no sign of em. This year, I've had a total of 5 inside my house.. I was having such bad nightmares about em when they started showing up, I plugged and calked EVERYTHING I could think of they could fit thru
 
Just a little update... I survived the winter. The stink bugs were actually not that bad, only saw a handful the whole winter. Then saw a few as they were leaving the house for spring. Got dive-bombed a few times, but I was able to dodge efficiently each time lol. Strange the infestation didnt seem as bad this time. From what I've read its supposed to get worse each year. Oh well, good news is I'll be moving before they come back this fall.

I don't do meth anymore which is cool. Had some crazy fun and literally insane times with it, but it started to rob my soul. Just as opiates have already done. Currently taking the first steps in getting clean from all drugs except Marijuana and the occasional natural psychedelic.
 
Zi3m said:
Not a bad idea, would definitely help relieve some of my frustration toward them. I can see it now, slow-motion montage of me slicin and dicin some stinkbugs with a big grin on my face. If only they didnt smell up the place when in distress(EX: slicing said stink bug in half) .



Lmao ^ that is so pleasing to watch right now. On a meth binge last winter I got a little crazy and tortured them myself... For 4-5 hours straight... Had 2 of em in a water bottle, started dropping lit matches in like bombs, slowly singeing their wings/limbs, followed by dripping hot candle wax, shaking the bottle vigorously, anything I could think of. That water bottle looked like a fuckin nuclear wasteland after. Still alive but incapacitated, I dumped em on my desk and made a wax sculpture out of one, and just dripped small amounts of wax on the other. In trying to break free of it he got all but 1 leg stuck together. This thing was more than 3/4th's covered in wax and stayed alive, for hours, occasionally spinning in circles with his 1 leg. After a while he actually stopped moving so much but kept releasing stank(turned into a biology experiment I was studying the bastards reactions the whole time). I left him sitting on my desk for the rest of the night. Eventually I put him in a jar and actually wanted to keep him, I figured he deserved to live after what he'd been through. But there was no hope dude was fucked up, and I finally snapped outta whatever state I was in 8(

Room smelled BAD for a long time, I didnt care though, I was so obsessed with it at the time and enjoyed it thoroughly lol, payback for all the mental torture they'd put me through, felt horrible after.. And ever since I feel like were sworn enemies and they want to get me back, but it was also sort of a bonding moment.. Do I need help? haha
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Lol you're were all spun spending hours torturing a bug. That image In my head was funny as fuck
 
Dabg man u ispretty funny, and u have a girlfriend?how long were u up for?
U shoulda dripd a burnt bowl on the fucker. Id catch one, stick it in a little jar glass,and there i can hold it down with tweezers get a torch on and just run 1 drop on its fucking face. I bet that will fucking piss the thing off.

For real. Next time you see one, dont phreek the fuck out. Just think science n shit, and how with the right shit you could like see what happens when u run butane thru a bug. .
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roll over in your bed, nasty ass got stink bugs in your room.ash in another empty mtn dew can.yo windows close because of this. I bet it was your boyfriend that had to kill it because your pussy was bleeding to much


I was tripping on 2ce once and i swore i had an old pizza box buzzing with roachs. Fucking nuts yo
 
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