Lol @ fastandbuggery, I would hate to boot up my OWN piss, let alone anyone elses.
Can I perchance borrow that famed ten foot shitty stick, so as to not touch this one with it?
That said I did once try to extract the gluconuride metabolites of a whole fuckton of opiates from my urine once, before hydrolysis, cleanup etc (but certainly no IV
)
Filth raided my lab years ago, and found it all before I had hydrolysed the goodies, and although the entire time was hell for me (just TRY going through a pig interview in severe barb WD, the entire thing took hours to two days, but god damn it felt like fucking months on end at the time) the look on the pigs faces during the interview when amongst the summary pictures of glassware, chemicals and the generally chemical covered scenery when I had to try and explain what a gluconuride conjugate was, how they are formed from opiates, which I was already scripted, thus I merely regenerated the same drug and not obtained it illegally, from gallon after gallon of piss
If I had a fiver for every time I almost shit myself laughing looking back on it.....
(I would be sitting on oz after oz of the devils dandruff
)
